# Four Word Story

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [March 23, 2010, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050 "2010-03-23T10:44:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 7

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**Author:** ![boardjnky4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/96bed5/32.png) [@boardjnky4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boardjnky4)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 8:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/121 "2010-03-24T08:07:07Z")

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+1

this thread is an epic fail

it is not telling ANY sort of story at all. Just random 4 word sentence fragments.

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**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/122 "2010-03-24T08:08:59Z")

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i dont think anyone is reading anything but the post right before theirs. thats the issue.

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**Author:** ![Wongger](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/41988e/32.png) [@Wongger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wongger)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 9:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/123 "2010-03-24T09:06:11Z")

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Lets restart

One day I ate

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/124 "2010-03-24T09:13:08Z")

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a rotten apple. I

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 9:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/125 "2010-03-24T09:21:04Z")

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pulled- up tp a house

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**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 9:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/126 "2010-03-24T09:24:25Z")

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about seven or eight

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 9:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/127 "2010-03-24T09:25:14Z")

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and I yelled to

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**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 9:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/128 "2010-03-24T09:29:38Z")

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My girlfriends dad, "I

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**Author:** ![Freek](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/freek/32/7357_2.png) [@Freek](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Freek)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/129 "2010-03-24T09:36:58Z")

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will smell you later!

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/130 "2010-03-24T09:37:30Z")

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Looked at my kingdom,

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**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/131 "2010-03-24T09:43:58Z")

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Giggled as shit rolled

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**Author:** ![tatti](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tatti/32/5742_2.png) [@tatti](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tatti)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 9:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/132 "2010-03-24T09:52:56Z")

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through his fingers, onto

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 10:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/133 "2010-03-24T10:04:04Z")

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Red00WS6 who’s never seen

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**Author:** ![tatti](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tatti/32/5742_2.png) [@tatti](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tatti)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 10:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/134 "2010-03-24T10:05:41Z")

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boobies in real life

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 10:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/135 "2010-03-24T10:06:15Z")

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or Fresh Prince of Belair!

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**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/136 "2010-03-24T10:18:12Z")

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Which are amazing things

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 10:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/137 "2010-03-24T10:23:13Z")

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🖕

> [@Red00WS6](#):
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> Which are amazing things

Dude, stop fucking this up! I used an exclamation point which means “END OF A SENTENCE”

Have you ever seen a sentence start with “Which are amazing things” before?

I give up… 🖕

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**Author:** ![02NismoSpecV](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/0/74df32/32.png) [@02NismoSpecV](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/02NismoSpecV)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/138 "2010-03-24T10:27:42Z")

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even though clean baldy

---------- Post added at 01:27 PM ---------- Previous post was at 01:27 PM ----------

just posted 5 words

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**Author:** ![Wahoo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wahoo/32/8265_2.png) [@Wahoo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wahoo)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/139 "2010-03-24T10:32:04Z")

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doesn’t understand sentence fragments.

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**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\
**Post date:** [March 24, 2010, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/four-word-story/152050/140 "2010-03-24T10:32:18Z")

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“Even though Clean Baldy doesn’t understand sentence fragments.”

PERIOD? Why the hell did you put a period? That sentence needs to finish… 🖕

Here are my four words:

You need to log off.

> [@Red00WS6"](#):
>
> seemed cool but then

EDIT: And then you post up after you post up to get 8 words in a row? Do you even get how this is supposed to work at all?

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