# Freakin' funny ass joke.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [July 28, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181 "2006-07-28T13:14:44Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 1:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/1 "2006-07-28T13:14:44Z")
I just saw this on another board and thought it was funny as hell.
A doctor told Jim that masturbating before sex often helped men last longer during the act. Jim decided, what the hell, he’ll try it. He spent the rest of the day thinking about where to do it. He couldn’t do it in his office. He thought about the restroom, but that was too open. He considered an alley, but figured that was too unsafe.
Finally, he realized his solution. On his way home, he pulled his truck over on the side of the highway. He got out and crawled underneath as if he was examining the truck. Satisfied with the privacy, he undid his pants and started to masturbate. He closed his eyes and thought of his lover. As he grew closer to orgasm, he felt a quick tug at the bottom of his pants.
Not wanting to lose his mental fantasy or the orgasm, he kept his eyes shut and replied, “What?”
A voice said, “This is the police. What’s going on down there?”
Jim replied, “I’m checking out the rear axle, it’s busted.”
“Well”, said the cop, “you might as well check your brakes too while you’re down there because your truck rolled down the hill 5 minutes ago.”
---
### Author:  [@MikeRi24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MikeRi24)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 1:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/2 "2006-07-28T13:17:33Z")
OOOOOOOOOOOO SNAP!!!
---
### Author:  [@DrDoS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DrDoS)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/3 "2006-07-28T13:24:31Z")
hahaha
---
### Author:  [@ILCisDEAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILCisDEAD)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 1:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/4 "2006-07-28T13:31:11Z")
i love it
---
### Author:  [@micah](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/micah)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 1:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/5 "2006-07-28T13:33:33Z")
ahahaaaaa
---
### Author:  [@Juan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Juan)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 1:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/6 "2006-07-28T13:42:01Z")
rofl
---
### Author:  [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/7 "2006-07-28T14:13:09Z")
hahahahhhhhaahhah
---
### Author:  [@SubaruDan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SubaruDan)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/8 "2006-07-28T14:13:16Z")
LOL
---
### Author:  [@benji86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/benji86)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 2:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/9 "2006-07-28T14:18:48Z")
hahahaha
---
### Author:  [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/10 "2006-07-28T14:32:17Z")
LMFAO! :lol:
---
### Author:  [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/11 "2006-07-28T15:52:32Z")
ahahahaha
---
### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 3:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/12 "2006-07-28T15:57:59Z")
hahahahahaha
---
### Author:  [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 4:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/13 "2006-07-28T16:40:00Z")
Holy shit, that was great. :lol:
---
### Author:  [@zero\_assault](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/zero_assault)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 4:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/14 "2006-07-28T16:41:03Z")
lololol
---
### Author:  [@tnick24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tnick24)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 4:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/15 "2006-07-28T16:42:43Z")
lol
---
### Author:  [@Adictd2b00st](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Adictd2b00st)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 6:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/16 "2006-07-28T18:40:49Z")
🤣
---
### Author:  [@somedude](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/somedude)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/17 "2006-07-28T18:48:38Z")
OMG awsome
---
### Author:  [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/18 "2006-07-28T19:07:54Z")
funny stuff
---
### Author:  [@JaysGreenLX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JaysGreenLX)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 8:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/19 "2006-07-28T20:19:19Z")
titter
---
### Author:  [@Bigairskier1580](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bigairskier1580)
#### Post date: [July 28, 2006, 8:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freakin-funny-ass-joke/15181/20 "2006-07-28T20:27:25Z")
:tup: