# freaking starboy

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freaking-starboy/189877>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [May 12, 2007, 4:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freaking-starboy/189877 "2007-05-12T04:17:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![jcxcr4000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jcxcr4000/32/5980_2.png) [@jcxcr4000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jcxcr4000)\
**Post date:** [May 13, 2007, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/freaking-starboy/189877/18 "2007-05-13T18:31:06Z")

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> [@Stanley Cup](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/stanley-cup/30019/29):
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> thats odd, due to when i posted i thought of the same thing myself. I could see the video now:
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> Narration: “When keeping it real… goes Wrong”  
> Whitey: Man screw that I drive my car everywhere, and do anything I want!  
> (cut to whitey trying to drift)  
> (smacks a wall)  
> Narration: “Whitey kept it a little too real, along with most 240sx owners Whitey thought he could drift, and thought it was easy… He found out the Hard way… After smacking the wall a police officer came and had to do a oral cavity search. Which resulted in nothing but embarrassment, when the officer proceeded to pull out his collection of anal beads…”  
> Narration: “When keeping it real… goes Wrong”

thats great the best part is “his collection of anal beads”

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