# Free Candy: Adventures of a Duramax Van

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [May 11, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356 "2011-05-11T15:58:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/21 "2011-05-12T11:01:13Z")

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Yeh turbo civic vs van. Seems like close race

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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/22 "2011-05-12T11:12:39Z")

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:rofl

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**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 11:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/23 "2011-05-12T11:45:07Z")

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> [@ooohhhhhh I said I wasn't gooing to do this.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ooohhhhhh-i-said-i-wasnt-gooing-to-do-this/41298/31):
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> Race mclaren, please. Pleasee.

Tell him to bring it out… I don’t know if I can win, but it’s worth a shot.

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/24 "2011-05-12T12:12:55Z")

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> [@Seller's remorse?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sellers-remorse/42091/15):
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> That guy was awesome. Green Ur-S4 with a bike on the roof, he said he wishes he had the duramax van when he was doing deliveries.

Lol thats the same tool who lost a wheel at the last auto x. Used stock lug nuts with 20mm spacers :rofl

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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2011, 12:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/25 "2011-05-12T12:14:53Z")

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> [@Turbo help!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/turbo-help/40458/28):
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> Lol thats the same tool who lost a wheel at the last auto x. Used stock lug nuts with 20mm spacers :rofl

:rofl that explains why he was using a steel wheel and his fender looked like it got buttfucked.

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**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/26 "2011-05-15T13:53:11Z")

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> [@h0twh3els"](#):
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> Tell him to bring it out… I don’t know if I can win, but it’s worth a shot.

whats going on in mhea…

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**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 2:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/27 "2011-05-15T14:19:12Z")

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> [@inspection question](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/inspection-question/42197/28):
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> whats going on in mhea…

You possibly getting butt raped from a dig by my van.

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 2:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/28 "2011-05-15T14:21:41Z")

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No thats a 100% from a dig butt rape by the van.

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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/29 "2011-05-15T14:22:52Z")

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I still want a go at the GP, I’ll be upset if I lose… not really though.

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**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/30 "2011-05-15T17:31:53Z")

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yea problly would haha

and death… suck a nut

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/31 "2011-05-15T18:26:52Z")

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Hey mclaren, your car is awesome.

Wait, no its not. Cant wait tp wreck you with 5 people in my car.

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**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/32 "2011-05-15T18:55:06Z")

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how bout i punch your fucking teeth in , oh wait you dont have any left

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**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/33 "2011-05-15T18:55:54Z")

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bitch ass

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**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 6:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/34 "2011-05-15T18:55:56Z")

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:facepalm

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/35 "2011-05-15T18:56:46Z")

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> [@anyone ever had fluid drained from their knee?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/anyone-ever-had-fluid-drained-from-their-knee/42225/2):
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> how bout i punch your fucking teeth in , oh wait you dont have any left

Wow that’s not a ban or anything. :rofl

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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/36 "2011-05-15T18:57:05Z")

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:ohnoes :rofl

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**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 7:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/37 "2011-05-15T19:02:52Z")

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whaterve fuckin kids a punk.

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/38 "2011-05-15T19:07:59Z")

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How about we dont ruin this thread homeless harry potter? I may have a fucked up grill but my girlfriend is hotter than anything youll ever dream of touching.your poor smelly virgin ass has a shit car, no friends, no money and you look like you came out of hogwarts for homeless rednecks. Bring your “will ruin your car for food” Sign next time were all out, maybe ill throw ya a happy meal.

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**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 7:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/39 "2011-05-15T19:12:53Z")

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haha thats all you got?? virgin ass? you are retarded. fucking run your mouth to my face you bitch, i dont like your fucking attitude.

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**Author:** ![IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/40 "2011-05-15T19:15:16Z")

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Holy shit lol

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