# Free Candy: Adventures of a Duramax Van

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [May 11, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356 "2011-05-11T15:58:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/41 "2011-05-15T19:15:29Z")

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Funny, you shut your internet shit talking down as soon as you knew who i was the other night. I will run my mouth 1000x worse than i do here to you in person. Being afraid of you is a major :rofl :rofl :rofl :rofl. Insert my laughing with mustache pic here.

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**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 7:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/42 "2011-05-15T19:21:15Z")

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you dumb shit - dont you remember as soon as i realized that was your goofy ass standing there looking down with your hands in your pockets, i asked where your car was , told you id blow your doors off any time and you came back with… oh i dont have my car, i need a new motor. yea

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**Author:** ![IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/5f8ce5/32.png) [@IOM\_G8\_GT\_888](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IOM_G8_GT_888)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 7:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/43 "2011-05-15T19:28:10Z")

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:pop:popcorn:pop:popcorn:pop

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/44 "2011-05-15T19:39:48Z")

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What was said was" oh your deafbyrt?! Wheres your car?!"  
“not here,mcshitty, getting a new motor”.  
“oh,ok cool”.

You are a measly little peice of shit. I will destroy your car Without even trying. You are not cool, you are not tough. I take shits that are more intimidating than you and your fucking joke car. Youre to broke to line up for money so maybe, ill waste gas and destroy your pathetic excuse for a car when i have nothing better to do. Go fucking hang yourself you little pussy.

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**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/45 "2011-05-15T19:45:55Z")

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haha. fuck you.

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/46 "2011-05-15T19:46:43Z")

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Your replies are about as fast and witty as your car. Go fuck yourself.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/47 "2011-05-15T20:41:00Z")

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This thread delivers

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**Author:** ![SRTBEAST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srtbeast/32/6665_2.png) [@SRTBEAST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRTBEAST)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/48 "2011-05-15T20:42:36Z")

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I like dig racing

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**Author:** ![NickAlero](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nickalero/32/6440_2.png) [@NickAlero](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/NickAlero)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/49 "2011-05-15T20:43:02Z")

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Thread fuckin sucks

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/50 "2011-05-15T20:43:34Z")

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I like your jeep.

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/51 "2011-05-15T20:43:49Z")

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Neg nick alero.

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**Author:** ![SRTBEAST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srtbeast/32/6665_2.png) [@SRTBEAST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRTBEAST)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/52 "2011-05-15T20:45:12Z")

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I like forged V8’s

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/53 "2011-05-15T20:51:51Z")

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Mclaren, how are you getting off saying you will beat the charger?

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**Author:** ![SRTBEAST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srtbeast/32/6665_2.png) [@SRTBEAST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRTBEAST)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/54 "2011-05-15T20:53:36Z")

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His car is FAST!!! He is getting a new head gasket I heard.

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**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/55 "2011-05-15T20:54:24Z")

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> [@The Multi-Rotor (Wankle) Thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-multi-rotor-wankle-thread/40044/57):
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> Mclaren, how are you getting off saying you will beat the charger?

because he beat my slow ass car.  
hes the new KOTS

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/56 "2011-05-15T20:54:35Z")

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Cause he has a fast turbo’d car. I barely beat you according to him and im slow and he can kill me so looks like your slow and will be killed as well, drew. The fact that i went 11.60 and hit 120 apparently is not part of his picture with things. Hes the new king in town.

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/57 "2011-05-15T20:54:49Z")

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> [@When Toyota needs durability....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/when-toyota-needs-durability/42227/4):
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> His car is FAST!!! He is getting a new head gasket I heard.

The way he talks, it should be fast.

but its not.

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/58 "2011-05-15T20:55:35Z")

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> [@butthole going the wrong way on the 33 tonight](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/butthole-going-the-wrong-way-on-the-33-tonight/42181/29):
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> because he beat my slow ass car.  
> hes the new KOTS

he might be KOTS for the 13 second bracket cars…

o wait, Im in that bracket. Whens my turn?

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/59 "2011-05-15T20:56:21Z")

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Mods; can you please split this shitshow back into mcfaggy vs. Myself thread so it doesnt ruin wheels and jdaniels thread,please?

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/60 "2011-05-15T20:56:40Z")

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> [@Open Dumped WG Opinions](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/open-dumped-wg-opinions/42228/3):
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> Cause he has a fast turbo’d car. I barely beat you according to him and im slow and he can kill me so looks like your slow and will be killed as well, drew. The fact that i went 11.60 and hit 120 apparently is not part of his picture with things. Hes the new king in town.

Lolllll

I dont even know what to say to this

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