# Free Candy: Adventures of a Duramax Van

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356>\
**Category:** Shift518 Automotive\
**Created:** [May 11, 2011, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356 "2011-05-11T15:58:54Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 4

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**Author:** ![MclarenGP](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/57b2e6/32.png) [@MclarenGP](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MclarenGP)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 9:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/61 "2011-05-15T21:21:01Z")

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yea my apologies for fuckin hotwheels/ jdaniels thread, no disrespect guys.

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**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 9:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/62 "2011-05-15T21:36:35Z")

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mclaren is actually a good guy, don’t see the need to be gettin hardbody on em

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/63 "2011-05-15T21:38:34Z")

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Internet tough guy started making threats over here.

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**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 9:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/64 "2011-05-15T21:39:29Z")

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you guys are both great and tough guys, so its ok.

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**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 9:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/65 "2011-05-15T21:41:16Z")

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I am a pussy.

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**Author:** ![20wrx09](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/20wrx09/32/6532_2.png) [@20wrx09](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/20wrx09)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2011, 9:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/66 "2011-05-15T21:47:50Z")

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thats an understatement…:hug

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**Author:** ![Cliff](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/b38774/32.png) [@Cliff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cliff)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 2:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/67 "2011-05-16T02:52:56Z")

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STREET RACING IS SERIOUS. NO MONEY \> NO TEETH. COReYS BUTT IS STILL HURT FROM THE RAPING MCCLAREN GAVE HIM. BACKYARD FIST FIGHTS USED FOR WHEN CARS BLOW UP. YOURE ALL PUSSIES I CANT DRIVE LETS THROW PUNCHES AT GUMS AND COMPARE LVD TIMES WHILE STROKIN IT TO PICS OF HOTT GIRLLS IM BANGIN THAT U CANT TOUCH CUZ U LOOK LIKE HARRY POTTER

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**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 3:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/68 "2011-05-16T03:42:58Z")

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> [@Cliff"](#):
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> STREET RACING IS SERIOUS. NO MONEY \> NO TEETH. COReYS BUTT IS STILL HURT FROM THE RAPING MCCLAREN GAVE HIM. BACKYARD FIST FIGHTS USED FOR WHEN CARS BLOW UP. YOURE ALL PUSSIES I CANT DRIVE LETS THROW PUNCHES AT GUMS AND COMPARE LVD TIMES WHILE STROKIN IT TO PICS OF HOTT GIRLLS IM BANGIN THAT U CANT TOUCH CUZ U LOOK LIKE HARRY POTTER

Lol perfect summary

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**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 7:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/69 "2011-05-16T07:14:31Z")

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Yeah… So when we gonna do some diggums with the express van? To be honest… Every car on here should drive right by the express van… It’s not meant to go above 70, at least it feels that way… But, from a dig I think it would be fun some cars would play catch up…

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 11:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/70 "2011-05-16T11:03:46Z")

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I just ran the van in my moms van. I blew the tires off @ the launch, CandyVan pedaled it and hooked, pulled away fast. I buried my foot and the Xpressvan was out about 5 vans by 40mph.

Honda Oddysse van lost. Not enough Vtak I guess. Vids to come.

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**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 11:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/71 "2011-05-16T11:29:50Z")

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> [@WANTED:Roommate](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wanted-roommate/42147/95):
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> I just ran the van in my moms van. I blew the tires off @ the launch, CandyVan pedaled it and hooked, pulled away fast. I buried my foot and the Xpressvan was out about 5 vans by 40mph.
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> Honda Oddysse van lost. Not enough Vtak I guess. Vids to come.

Lies.

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**Author:** ![LS\_WS.6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ls_ws.6/32/6563_2.png) [@LS\_WS.6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LS_WS.6)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/72 "2011-05-16T12:03:27Z")

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deathhhhh ahhhhahahahahahahha :mwahaha

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**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 8:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/73 "2011-05-16T20:39:15Z")

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oh jesus, everything turns in to a shit fit around here.

id be down to race the van from a dig, i however think you would be out harddd froma dig lol

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**Author:** ![SSmokinn\_SS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ec9cab/32.png) [@SSmokinn\_SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SSmokinn_SS)\
**Post date:** [May 16, 2011, 8:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/74 "2011-05-16T20:46:30Z")

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DIGGUMS

\<\<\<\<KOTS NITROUS HYPOCRITE AT YOUR SERVICE

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 3:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/75 "2011-05-17T03:58:42Z")

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Think this is a low-90mph whip (no offense if it’s faster, idfk)? If the weather is nice this weekend we should line em up lol

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**Author:** ![h0twh3els](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/h0twh3els/32/6615_2.png) [@h0twh3els](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/h0twh3els)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/76 "2011-05-17T05:31:27Z")

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> [@People With Money In the Market](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/people-with-money-in-the-market/42103/49):
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> Think this is a low-90mph whip (no offense if it’s faster, idfk)? If the weather is nice this weekend we should line em up lol

No offense taken, I would assume about that trap speed. I have to remind myself it’s a 6 thousand pound cargo van. Lol

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/77 "2011-05-17T05:59:45Z")

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A big ass diesel van vs. tiny 80s four banger Ferrari wannabe race could be a funny HD YouTube vid haha

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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/78 "2011-05-17T07:38:08Z")

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It’s mild right now, it’s got a TON more in it… Should be a low 100 trap when I’m done…

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [May 17, 2011, 9:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/79 "2011-05-17T21:16:28Z")

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> [@FS: 2003 yamaha vstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-2003-yamaha-vstar/34525/14):
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> It’s mild right now, it’s got a TON more in it… Should be a low 100 trap when I’m done…

Thats hilarious and awesome.

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**Author:** ![AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/amd_is_the_best/32/6342_2.png) [@AMD\_IS\_THE\_BEST](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AMD_IS_THE_BEST)\
**Post date:** [May 18, 2011, 12:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-candy-adventures-of-a-duramax-van/258356/80 "2011-05-18T00:06:35Z")

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Are there any pics of this sweet machine or what???

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