# Free KFC

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [November 4, 2008, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642 "2008-11-04T21:58:26Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 11:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/21 "2008-11-05T11:20:42Z")

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> [@66impalass](#):
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> There are things that are funny then there are things that are closed minded and just play stupid to say… this being the latter…

It was all a joke, once again. You get so mad about everything there is, no wonder you live in Texas.

Steers and \_\_\_\_\_

shut up, with you there is no need to be “witty”.

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**Author:** ![jt76](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jt76/32/5100_2.png) [@jt76](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jt76)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 11:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/22 "2008-11-05T11:40:11Z")

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i loves me some chicken!

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 12:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/23 "2008-11-05T12:08:15Z")

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So I’m not getting socialized chicken then?

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/24 "2008-11-05T13:00:08Z")

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> [@Bacon](#):
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> So I’m not getting socialized chicken then?

they don’t serve chicken you silly goose!!!

Don’t you remember the whole ordeal where they had to stop calling it kentucky fried chicken and could only say KFC?

From what I can remember it was due to them being born without beaks or feathers…  
You can has the mutant bird!!!

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**Author:** ![Smaefer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Smaefer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Smaefer)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 1:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/25 "2008-11-05T13:16:53Z")

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> [@AfXtc777](#):
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> I may hit the 200k mark before this term is over. I’m also contracted by a lot of small business’s. Which may be hurt financially, therefore they may not be able to afford me…

Well then, you will get your free KFC…:gotme:

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**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 1:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/26 "2008-11-05T13:54:53Z")

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> **[FACT CHECK: Does KFC Use Mutant Chickens?](https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/kfc-mutant-chickens/)**
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> Urban legends about mutated KFC meat are good for a laugh, but the chain does not use meat derived from eight-legged genetic monstrosities.

I wants chicken. I wants it now.

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/27 "2008-11-05T14:06:21Z")

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> [@Bacon](#):
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> [Does KFC Use Mutant Chickens? | Snopes.com](http://www.snopes.com/horrors/food/kfc.asp)
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> I wants chicken. I wants it now.

Well i’m still refusing to eat there ha.

The truth need not be told!!!

> [@Smaefer](#):
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> Well then, you will get your free KFC…:gotme:

No then I would just have to give up my 25-30 hour work weeks and go back to being a coorperate monkey to make what I do now.

Unattractive option =/  
then again maybe i’ll just go wonder around Europe for a few years…

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**Author:** ![93dx\_hatch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/9/90ced4/32.png) [@93dx\_hatch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/93dx_hatch)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 2:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/28 "2008-11-05T14:08:48Z")

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^what do you do?

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**Author:** ![Smaefer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Smaefer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Smaefer)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 2:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/29 "2008-11-05T14:22:11Z")

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> [@93dx--hatch](#):
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> ^what do you do?

X2

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 3:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/30 "2008-11-05T15:58:36Z")

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> [@93dx--hatch](#):
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> ^what do you do?

I’m a sales trainer, I work with wireless companies as well as do outside sales for Verizon.

I was a DM for the 2nd largest retailer in the nation for almost 2 years and just happened to impress the right people. They contract me out to different retailers, when i’m not doing that I work with small business’s setting up new accounts and manageing the already existing.

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 4:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/31 "2008-11-05T16:04:15Z")

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The only downfall is the amount of traveling and moving around that I have to be willing to do.

In the past two years I’ve lived all over Florida, spent close to 5 months in NYC/CT, all over the new england area for another 5 months and now I’m in Raleigh,NC.(sounds like Vegas by April)

I don’t pay for ANYTHING when i’m traveling so that’s the biggest positive, the negative is well it gets lonely and I have to be away from my family.

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**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/32 "2008-11-05T16:07:51Z")

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I heard it was popeyes orignally but it didnt wind up fitting into his new tax plans and wealth re-distrabution. So He did have to lower standards to KFC.

OH btw no extra crispy costs to much, orignal only.

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**Author:** ![Smaefer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e79b87/32.png) [@Smaefer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Smaefer)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 5:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/33 "2008-11-05T17:03:20Z")

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> [@AfXtc777](#):
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> I’m a sales trainer, I work with wireless companies as well as do outside sales for Verizon.
> 
> I was a DM for the 2nd largest retailer in the nation for almost 2 years and just happened to impress the right people. They contract me out to different retailers, when i’m not doing that I work with small business’s setting up new accounts and manageing the already existing.

Sounds like a very fun job…

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**Author:** ![JSTANEON](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jstaneon/32/7267_2.png) [@JSTANEON](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JSTANEON)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 5:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/34 "2008-11-05T17:13:02Z")

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I love KFC…but its full of saturated fats ☹

Extra crispy was the best

how do I get a US welfare check?

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**Author:** ![pdubya](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f07891/32.png) [@pdubya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pdubya)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 5:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/35 "2008-11-05T17:39:34Z")

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be poor

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 8:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/36 "2008-11-05T20:57:26Z")

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> [@Smaefer](#):
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> Sounds like a very fun job…

It has it’s ups and downs, like I said I just wish I could live in Buffalo and be around family all the time.

If I could make even remotely close to what I do now, I would be back there in a second.

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**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/37 "2008-11-05T21:01:35Z")

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> [@AfXtc777](#):
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> It has it’s ups and downs, like I said I just wish I could live in Buffalo and be around family all the time.
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> If I could make even remotely close to what I do now, I would be back there in a second.

I think that is what 100% of people that move out of WNY say.

My balls are really sweating as of late. The weather is a lot cooler now so I don’t under stand this.

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**Author:** ![AfXtc777](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/a9adbd/32.png) [@AfXtc777](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AfXtc777)\
**Post date:** [November 5, 2008, 9:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/38 "2008-11-05T21:13:59Z")

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> [@ultradriver10000](#):
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> I think that is what 100% of people that move out of WNY say.
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> My balls are really sweating as of late. The weather is a lot cooler now so I don’t under stand this.

It has nothing to do with being in WNY(I don’t miss the snow), it has to do with how close I’ve always been with my family and I hate being away from them.  
Theres also only one girl I could see myself spending the rest of my life(also in Buffalo) with and she is also willing to move to wherever I am. I just can’t expect her to leave her family either, it’s not fair to her.

Until then, I continue the search for practice girls.  
then again sex is only sex…

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**Author:** ![jetlounge](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jetlounge/32/4994_2.png) [@jetlounge](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jetlounge)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 12:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/39 "2008-11-06T12:25:08Z")

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^  
enough with the sentimental crap.  
more free chicken.

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**Author:** ![Tevenor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/8baadc/32.png) [@Tevenor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Tevenor)\
**Post date:** [November 6, 2008, 1:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/free-kfc/57642/40 "2008-11-06T13:46:16Z")

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LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYYYYYYYYY Jenkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkins!

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