# French Woman Sues Husband for Lack of Sex

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471>\
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**Created:** [September 15, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471 "2011-09-15T16:47:31Z")\
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**Author:** ![looksexyS2000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/looksexys2000/32/6666_2.png) [@looksexyS2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/looksexyS2000)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 4:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/1 "2011-09-15T16:47:31Z")

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Husbands and wives, take note: The phrase, “Not tonight, honey,” could end up costing quite a bit more than a bruised ego and grumbled acceptance.  
A French wife sued her husband and won about $14,000 because he didn’t have sex with her enough, according to Time.  
The wife sued her husband about two years ago for the waning bedroom activity over 21 years of marriage, and now the Nice, France, judge has ruled that a lack of copulation is indeed a violation of the marital contract.  
“A sexual relationship between husband and wife is the expression of affection they have for each other, and in this case it was absent,” the judge ruled, according to the Telegraph. “By getting married, couples agree to sharing their life and this clearly implies they will have sex with each other.”  
Of course, some men also take extreme measures in dissolving relationships.  
In 2009, a North Dakota man requested half the value of his wife’s breast job when the two split.  
Erik Isaacson appealed his judge’s decision to exclude the value of the procedure from the divorce case. The judge worried that if breast implants were considered as marital assets, the precedent would extend to other, more necessary medical procedures like root canals or even hip replacements, according to the Bismarck Tribune.

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**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/2 "2011-09-15T16:49:38Z")

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Cool. So what exactly is for sale here?

Moving this out of classified section now…

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**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/3 "2011-09-15T17:51:09Z")

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GLWS

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**Author:** ![Baumbauer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/baumbauer/32/6530_2.png) [@Baumbauer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Baumbauer)\
**Post date:** [September 15, 2011, 6:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/4 "2011-09-15T18:24:18Z")

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Your fucking signature rocks. Fedor and Mirko were my hero’s when I was younger.

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**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/5 "2011-09-16T04:57:12Z")

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He is correct. You are signature rocks. 😕

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**Author:** ![looksexyS2000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/looksexys2000/32/6666_2.png) [@looksexyS2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/looksexyS2000)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 6:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/6 "2011-09-16T06:09:04Z")

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Thanx fellas

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/7 "2011-09-16T07:34:56Z")

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Did you sell

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**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 7:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/8 "2011-09-16T07:35:30Z")

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Cash in hand. You have a PM!

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**Author:** ![sbardy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8edcca/32.png) [@sbardy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sbardy)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/9 "2011-09-16T09:19:13Z")

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Test drives?

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**Author:** ![looksexyS2000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/looksexys2000/32/6666_2.png) [@looksexyS2000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/looksexyS2000)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/10 "2011-09-16T09:43:02Z")

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SOLD…to the highest bidder  
bidder # boost creep

lock it up

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**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/11 "2011-09-16T09:44:17Z")

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YES

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**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/12 "2011-09-16T09:47:47Z")

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1. Get married
2. Gain lots of weight so you are repulsive to spouse
3. ???
4. $14,000 profit.

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**Author:** ![6SPD\_S4](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/6spd_s4/32/6326_2.png) [@6SPD\_S4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6SPD_S4)\
**Post date:** [September 16, 2011, 12:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/13 "2011-09-16T12:59:27Z")

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GLWS!!!

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**Author:** ![Baumbauer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/baumbauer/32/6530_2.png) [@Baumbauer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Baumbauer)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 3:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/14 "2011-09-17T15:26:09Z")

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> [@OFFICIAL '07-'08 BUFFALO SABRES SEASON THREAD](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/official-07-08-buffalo-sabres-season-thread/36504/2371):
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> He is correct. You are signature rocks. 😕

lol. yeah that just happened, im retarded.

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**Author:** ![HudsonFalcon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hudsonfalcon/32/6460_2.png) [@HudsonFalcon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HudsonFalcon)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/15 "2011-09-17T15:51:43Z")

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BECAUSE RACE WIFE!

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**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/16 "2011-09-17T19:52:26Z")

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> [@Serious Question... for pot/ex-pot smokers... seriously](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/serious-question-for-pot-ex-pot-smokers-seriously/45473/50):
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> lol. yeah that just happened, im retarded.

lolololoolololol

I was only messing with you anyhow lol.

+rep

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**Author:** ![Mark355](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mark355/32/6528_2.png) [@Mark355](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mark355)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/17 "2011-09-17T19:53:41Z")

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Still available?

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**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\
**Post date:** [September 17, 2011, 9:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/french-woman-sues-husband-for-lack-of-sex/260471/18 "2011-09-17T21:01:54Z")

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pict of said wife?
