# FS: 200 pound jewish male with yellow 240
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680
**Category:** Classifieds
**Created:** [September 22, 2007, 12:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680 "2007-09-22T00:19:38Z")
**Posts on this page:** 18
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@fastback240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastback240)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 12:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/1 "2007-09-22T00:19:38Z")
**Asking Price** : $ (OBO)
**Condition** : Used
**Location** : toronto, will ship at buyers expence
**Will Ship?** : Y/N
**Contact Info** : Send PM for contact details and to schedule a meet
**Description** :
he is good for all kinds of things such as
-a car allarm
[](http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/hopele_ss/?action=view¤t=MOV00787.flv)
-protection agenst thread-posting ppl?
[](http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/hopele_ss/?action=view¤t=MOV00788.flv)
-replacement for that silly $300 fancy car cd player
[](http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/hopele_ss/?action=view¤t=MOV00781.flv)
-spare key when you have misplaced yours
[](http://s29.photobucket.com/albums/c285/hopele_ss/?action=view¤t=MOV00789.flv)
the bad
-showing some signs of rust on frame
-is afraid of being chased by godzilla wile driveing a silva front clip with no car body just front clip
-you would loose alot of trunk space
-dosent fit in stock cupholder/ashtrey hole (you will need to fabricate your own)
-hits the brakes so you cant get behind him when you try to pass someone to get behind him on a solid yellow line. leaveing you stuck in on-comming traffic
-showing slight signs of age will need tune-up
-has a slight crack problem that can be fixed
just trying to get him out of my trunk, msg me or osad for details
will try to shove him in a shoe box for cheaper shipping if need be
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### Author:  [@DarkForceJackal](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DarkForceJackal)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 1:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/2 "2007-09-22T01:40:47Z")
:fnf1:
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### Author:  [@DJPyro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJPyro)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/3 "2007-09-22T07:16:19Z")
lmmfao
“Dan’s car is so gay I called it a coupe.”
Priceless… Wish I coulda stayed out with you guys.
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### Author:  [@matty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/matty)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 7:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/4 "2007-09-22T07:37:06Z")
will he do my taxes?
if so, pm me, im very interested
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### Author:  [@fastback240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastback240)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 1:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/5 "2007-09-22T13:53:01Z")
> [@What are you listening to RIGHT NOW? Pt. NYSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-are-you-listening-to-right-now-pt-nyspeed/183/545):
>
> lmmfao
>
> “Dan’s car is so gay I called it a coupe.”
>
> Priceless… Wish I coulda stayed out with you guys.
you should have… next time for sure
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### Author:  [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 3:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/6 "2007-09-22T15:44:53Z")
Oh.
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### Author:  [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/7 "2007-09-22T15:45:36Z")
My.
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### Author:  [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 3:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/8 "2007-09-22T15:46:06Z")
GOD!
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### Author:  [@roast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/roast)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/9 "2007-09-22T17:07:56Z")
> [@WTH: Truck and Trailor](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wth-truck-and-trailor/14156/3):
>
> will he do my taxes?
>
> if so, pm me, im very interested
ROFL!
Dan, I have to ban you again before I actually meet you!
> Peter Griffin:
> Nothing else has worked so far
> So I’ll wish upon a star
> Wonderous shining speck of light
> I need a Jew
>
> Lois makes me take the rap
> Cause our checkbook looks like crap
> Since I can’t give her a slap
> I need a Jew
>
> Where to find
> A Baum or Steen or Stein
> To teach me how to whine and do
> my taaaaaxesss…
>
> Though by many they’re abhored
> Hebrew people I’ve adored
> Even though they killed my Lord
> I need a Jew
>
> Max:
> Hi, my name’s Max Weinstein,
> my car just broke down,
> can I use you phone?
>
> Peter:
> Now my troubles are all through
> I have a Jew!
>
> Max:
> Hey!
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### Author:  [@DJPyro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJPyro)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/10 "2007-09-22T18:18:27Z")
lmao, yeah Dan, can you teach me to be Jewish so I can be smarter and better at school?
I suppose I have to stop with the Jewish jokes to start eh?
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### Author:  [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/11 "2007-09-22T21:10:49Z")
Nah man… I fuckin hate Jews too.
But I have jewish blood and im not smart… pfft.
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### Author:  [@DJPyro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DJPyro)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/12 "2007-09-22T21:40:50Z")
> [@FS: Del Sol Red stripe seats](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-del-sol-red-stripe-seats/12876/20):
>
> But I have jewish blood and im not smart… pfft.
It’s true. He isn’t.
_must resist urge to say horrible Jew jokes_
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### Author:  [@IDRIVEA200SX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IDRIVEA200SX)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 11:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/13 "2007-09-22T23:37:45Z")
so THATS why he’s always trying to sell big bird for so much 😛
i kid.
i dont have $200 to spare, but i do know this one guy, whos mom is single ATM, shes pretty hot for a 70 year old, has her original teeth and everything.
i’ll see if shes wants in on this bargain 😛
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### Author:  [@krgoodwin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/krgoodwin)
#### Post date: [September 22, 2007, 11:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/14 "2007-09-22T23:43:31Z")
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### Author:  [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2007, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/15 "2007-09-23T12:36:55Z")
Big Bird is worth his value.
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### Author:  [@Keez](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Keez)
#### Post date: [September 23, 2007, 11:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/16 "2007-09-23T23:23:43Z")
> [@What are you listening to RIGHT NOW? Pt. NYSpeed](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-are-you-listening-to-right-now-pt-nyspeed/183/545):
>
> lmmfao
>
> “Dan’s car is so gay I called it a coupe.”
>
> Priceless… Wish I coulda stayed out with you guys.
LMAOOOOO!!!
how much for shipping to brampton? no need for bubbble wrap protection.
and aseein as this is on son240 ill give u 2% of your actual price? and you pay for shipping also.
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### Author:  [@Osad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Osad)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2007, 8:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/17 "2007-09-24T08:39:23Z")
Don’t worry Chris. My dad leaves today, so you should be seeing more of me and my motor to come 😉
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### Author:  [@fastback240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fastback240)
#### Post date: [September 24, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-200-pound-jewish-male-with-yellow-240/109680/18 "2007-09-24T20:03:39Z")
well this is son for you, no offers but a whole bunch of jibberish