# FTW guidelines for spouse **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 21, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456 "2006-02-21T21:55:28Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/1 "2006-02-21T21:55:28Z")
this is absolutly fantastic - i dono if its a repost or not, but wow [http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html](http://www.thesmokinggun.com/archive/0217062contract1.html) ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 10:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/2 "2006-02-21T22:01:08Z")
smart guy ---
**Author:** ![MidgeX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a698b9/32.png) [@MidgeX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MidgeX)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 10:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/3 "2006-02-21T22:12:08Z")
\<----my gf agrees 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 10:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/4 "2006-02-21T22:15:39Z")
> [@MidgeX](#): > > \<----my gf agrees 🙂 you probably gave her candy … kids will say anything for candy ---
**Author:** ![King](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/king/32/7329_2.png) [@King](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/King)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 10:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/5 "2006-02-21T22:20:04Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > you probably gave her candy … kids will say anything for candy you actually made me laugh ---
**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 10:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/6 "2006-02-21T22:29:25Z")
Alot of time and effort went into that fucking weirdos… ---
**Author:** ![nitroinsane](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/d26b3c/32.png) [@nitroinsane](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nitroinsane)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/7 "2006-02-21T22:33:06Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > you probably gave her candy … kids will say anything for candy pwned ---
**Author:** ![Fetter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c2a13f/32.png) [@Fetter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fetter)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/8 "2006-02-21T22:37:06Z")
crazy stuff ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/9 "2006-02-21T22:41:00Z")
Wow, uhh… I can’t even think of a reply to this. Not even a sarcastic one, or anything even slightly silly. Yeah, uh wow. ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/10 "2006-02-21T22:56:16Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > you probably gave her candy … kids will say anything for candy I seriously LOLed at that ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [February 21, 2006, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/11 "2006-02-21T23:03:25Z")
i saved that contract lol ---
**Author:** ![ly555is](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3bc359/32.png) [@ly555is](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ly555is)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 12:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/12 "2006-02-22T00:04:28Z")
> [@FuzzyFish](#): > > Wow, uhh… I can’t even think of a reply to this. Not even a sarcastic one, or anything even slightly silly. Yeah, uh wow. quit respecting women and agree with it, devin ---
**Author:** ![Bacon](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bacon/32/7230_2.png) [@Bacon](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Bacon)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 12:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/13 "2006-02-22T00:18:02Z")
Oh fine, chain them to the kitchen. Happy now. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 12:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/14 "2006-02-22T00:41:47Z")
i like how anal sex is optional … with a set of rules like that you might as well make anal sex mandatory … if your gonna marry a girl, she should be willing to take one in the ass for the sake of family … ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 3:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/15 "2006-02-22T03:14:46Z")
one one hand, I agree with a lot that has been said. On the other, it takes a fucking nutjob to put that shit into writing. ---
**Author:** ![MPD47](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mpd47/32/7383_2.png) [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 3:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/16 "2006-02-22T03:28:22Z")
> [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](#): > > one one hand, I agree with a lot that has been said. On the other, it takes a fucking nutjob to put that shit into writing. Especially a clear, concise, well put together piece of writing. What a fucking whacko. ---
**Author:** ![AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/bb73d2/32.png) [@AlbinoMonkeyRat](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AlbinoMonkeyRat)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 3:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/17 "2006-02-22T03:34:21Z")
oh, I never said he was stupid. Just crazy. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Deuce](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deuce/32/7614_2.png) [@Deuce](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Deuce)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 8:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/18 "2006-02-22T08:31:28Z")
> [@MPD47](#): > > Especially a clear, concise, well put together piece of writing. What a fucking whacko. lol seriously… i started reading it for shits and giggles and after a paragraph or 2 i had to keep reading to see how much of a whackjob he is ---
**Author:** ![cooter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cooter/32/7199_2.png) [@cooter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cooter)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 8:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/19 "2006-02-22T08:37:53Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > you probably gave her candy … kids will say anything for candy hahaha!!! ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [February 22, 2006, 8:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456/20 "2006-02-22T08:53:55Z")
that guy went through alot of effort just to get butt sex. [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/ftw-guidelines-for-spouse/8456.md?page=2)