# Fuck Alabama. **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 4, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869 "2010-12-04T20:29:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 8:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/1 "2010-12-04T20:29:11Z")
Drove through the state a couple hours ago (from my journey from New Orleans to Virginia) and it effing sucked. From the highway I saw 15 churches in a 15mi radius, and the only shot on the radio was college football and religious shit. This was FM radio, by the way. I can almost imagine the CSBS on AM. Been up since 4am. 7.5 hrs worth of extra strength 5th energy shots, 1 16oz of Redbull, and 1 16oz of Crunk. I do not feel crunked. ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 8:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/2 "2010-12-04T20:48:06Z")
need a hug man ? ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 8:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/3 "2010-12-04T20:50:20Z")
Ilya is busy planning an Alabama vacation right now. ---
**Author:** ![Ilya](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ilya/32/6404_2.png) [@Ilya](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ilya)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 10:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/4 "2010-12-04T22:21:26Z")
> [@FS: 1997 CHEVY BLAZER](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1997-chevy-blazer/35277/40): > > Ilya is busy planning an Alabama vacation right now. That was actually kind of funny…but not as funny as you saying your car isn’t red. ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 10:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/5 "2010-12-04T22:27:25Z")
Il def give you that one… that car is 100% red ---
**Author:** ![RocketPunch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rocketpunch/32/6429_2.png) [@RocketPunch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RocketPunch)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/6 "2010-12-04T23:09:10Z")
Wow this brings back memories. I had a similar experience in Alabama back in 1989 with my then 17 years old girlfriend. No internet man, that was the good old days. Smoking funny shit and sipping whiskey and playing rock and roll on the beach. It was sweet. Man, I’d love to see that girl again… ---
**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 11:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/7 "2010-12-04T23:17:10Z")
were you singing sweet home alabama all summer long? ---
**Author:** ![DeathbyRT](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deathbyrt/32/6648_2.png) [@DeathbyRT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathbyRT)\ **Post date:** [December 4, 2010, 11:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/8 "2010-12-04T23:52:30Z")
Drove from new orleans to daytona. That was a drive to say the least. ---
**Author:** ![JVG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jvg/32/6348_2.png) [@JVG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JVG)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 5:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/9 "2010-12-05T05:42:01Z")
bang a bible belt slut on your way through. they are fun and you will feel much better after ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 11:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/10 "2010-12-05T11:56:25Z")
Alabama windchime does not approve of this thread. ---
**Author:** ![johnnyk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/johnnyk/32/6480_2.png) [@johnnyk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/johnnyk)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 12:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/11 "2010-12-05T12:44:27Z")
> [@Halloween Party Pics](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/halloween-party-pics/37786/13): > > Alabama windchime does not approve of this thread. :lol:lol:lol ---
**Author:** ![Leonidas](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/leonidas/32/6670_2.png) [@Leonidas](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Leonidas)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 3:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/12 "2010-12-05T15:16:30Z")
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**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [December 5, 2010, 4:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/13 "2010-12-05T16:10:07Z")
> [@Update! New Price!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/update-new-price/36400/25): > > That was actually kind of funny…but not as funny as you saying your car isn’t red. it isnt red … :haha ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 6:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/14 "2010-12-06T06:08:47Z")
isnt that where Top Gear got rocks and shit thrown at them by a truck full of rednecks on the American holiday episode? ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [December 6, 2010, 7:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-alabama/255869/15 "2010-12-06T19:23:47Z")
yuppppp