# FUCK AutoXing **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 28, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841 "2009-04-28T17:01:23Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/81 "2009-04-29T07:10:06Z")
> [@K20power"](#): > > It’s a joke between me, matt, jammer, another guy and a few others. :lol what, losing to purple camaros :ahh ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 7:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/82 "2009-04-29T07:16:35Z")
I think AutoX is fun and have a lot of respect for people who can do it right. It’s really a good environment to learn about the limits of the car (and driver of course), cheap, and requires almost no preparation to participate in an event. Driving around cones is also confusing, I think it took me three runs before I actually got a clean one in the first time I went out… What I don’t like is that there are about 1 bazillion rules you have to follow in order to be in a certain class and at the end of the day you are making maybe six or seven 45 second to 1 minute runs (if it’s a long course) over 5 to 7 hours. So about 1 minute of seat time per hour spent in the parking lot. Granted, it’s nice to socialize with other car guys, etc etc but the actual driving time / total time invested factor is a tough pill for me to swallow. ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/83 "2009-04-29T07:45:32Z")
> [@Hey Snowboard Peeps](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hey-snowboard-peeps/17603/5): > > Hahahahahahaha pay you? Your hilarious…mr. pro driver… > To mr bootlegcivic…your screen name is gay… > you probably suck horribly at driving, so you’ll bash the most difficult form of motorsports there is, at least to be good at at a national level, believe me…you cannot hang… 20 mph? thats funny i hit the rev limiter in second gear about 4 times. That puts me at about 65-70 mph on a 45 second course…you must have a shitty honda that cant get out of it’s on way if you can’t get over 20 mph…and thats sad…very very sad…ditch said shitbox, get a turbocharged vw or bmw so that you can actually go fast. BTW all above people are right, half of us are track instructors…we get paid to teach people like you to drive…scary isn’t it? For me that is…cuz your driving skills are nil, you can’t even go 20 in a parking lot and you wan’t to hit triple digit speeds on the track? good luck sunshine…oh wait…i’ve never even heard of, seen u or hung with u at a track event…because you don’t do that either. Bash all you wan’t, your like the kid we didn’t let play kickball …take your ball and go back home please…I see that are other r-speeder, auto-x bashing, peanut gallery- hopped on your bandwagon too…96vr4 you gonna chime in here also? Are you gonna say it’s gay to use your car for something other than cruising to pest boys to pick up some new trick APC tailights for your cars? You dont go to the valley much then, hes had several 11-12 second civics ---
**Author:** ![1stgen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/1stgen/32/6288_2.png) [@1stgen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/1stgen)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/84 "2009-04-29T10:14:42Z")
> [@Help me pick wheels for my 69 Camaro](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/help-me-pick-wheels-for-my-69-camaro/17191/44): > > You dont go to the valley much then, hes had several 11-12 second civics Your right…I don’t, cuz i got better shit to do then to make 5-6 13 second passes in a night…supply your foot to your mouth cuz you just made the arguement that auto-xing gets you more seat time then going to the dragstrip…unless your doing it wrong? But what on earth does piloting a 700 hp civic that should run 8’s, but can’t- do to lack of development to the front suspension because he thought spending 5000 on the motor to make 700 wheel was more important than running 11’s in a properly set-up lower horsepower car. So what does that have to do with anything were talking about? Go suck on some football pro’s dick and stay out of the big boy convo’s…Or learn more about front drive, my car runs mid 12’s with 190 horsepower…so 11’s? Big fucking deal… ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/85 "2009-04-29T10:18:31Z")
> [@i fucking hate highschool kids](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fucking-hate-highschool-kids/17612/9): > > Your right…I don’t, cuz i got better shit to do then to make 5-6 13 second passes in a night…supply your foot to your mouth cuz you just made the arguement that auto-xing gets you more seat time then going to the dragstrip…unless your doing it wrong? But what on earth does piloting a 700 hp civic that should run 8’s, but can’t- do to lack of development to the front suspension because he thought spending 5000 on the motor to make 700 wheel was more important than running 11’s in a properly set-up lower horsepower car. > So what does that have to do with anything were talking about? Go suck on some football pro’s dick and stay out of the big boy convo’s…Or learn more about front drive, my car runs mid 12’s with 190 horsepower…so 11’s? Big fucking deal… your a faggot, I was just telling you that he goes to the valley. Dont knock people running in a straight lin when all you do is drive around cones in a parking lot. You have better shit to do then run in a straight line? Well maybe he hasbetter shit to do then drive around cones. When did I make any argument about anyone getting seat time anywhere? This is the first post I made in this thread. I dont care what your car or runs, or his for that matter. Miserable prick ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/86 "2009-04-29T10:20:30Z")
whoa whoa whoa ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/87 "2009-04-29T10:21:12Z")
> [@i fucking hate highschool kids](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/i-fucking-hate-highschool-kids/17612/9): > > Go suck on some football pro’s dick and stay out of the big boy convo’s what the fuck are you talking about? Your just a babbling fool. Shut your mouth ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/88 "2009-04-29T10:31:10Z")
Somewhere I can hear the OP laughing and saying to himself “I just knew this would create drama” :popcorn ---
**Author:** ![plaf713](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/89 "2009-04-29T10:31:25Z")
i like the straight line personally, i think i would like it if i actually had a car that could handle, i guess it all depends on what you drive ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/90 "2009-04-29T10:33:57Z")
> [@Time Warner peeps](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-warner-peeps/17598/8): > > i like the straight line personally, i think i would like it if i actually had a car that could handle, i guess it all depends on what you drive no, you will like what 1stgen tells you to like ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/91 "2009-04-29T10:36:08Z")
> [@Time Warner peeps](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/time-warner-peeps/17598/8): > > i like the straight line personally, i think i would like it if i actually had a car that could handle, i guess it all depends on what you drive Yeah, to each his own… I’m on the other end- handling is decent but would like it if my car could go as well. Straight line is tough in that since you have so little time to react and with only a few seconds to make a run, a mistake pretty much ruins all your chances. Granted, this is true anywhere, but I could see how in a race situation there is more time overall, so basically greater chance a guy in front of you screws up and gives you an opportunity to make a move despite your own previous mistake. It would seem these opportunities are really limited in drag racing. ---
**Author:** ![plaf713](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/92 "2009-04-29T10:36:40Z")
personally i think 1stgen has one of the smallest dicks on this site, he gets bent out of shape if someone doesnt like auto-xing. Fuck him. ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/93 "2009-04-29T10:37:10Z")
LOL @ 1stgen sitting at his computer laughing at you guys. “Dance puppets dance!!” ---
**Author:** ![plaf713](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/94 "2009-04-29T10:38:12Z")
> [@Hot E30](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hot-e30/17518/13): > > Yeah, to each his own… I’m on the other end- handling is decent but would like it if my car could go as well. > > Straight line is tough in that since you have so little time to react and with only a few seconds to make a run, a mistake pretty much ruins all your chances. > > Granted, this is true anywhere, but I could see how in a race situation there is more time overall, so basically greater chance a guy in front of you screws up and gives you an opportunity to make a move despite your own previous mistake. > > It would seem these opportunities are really limited in drag racing. but at the same time, when cornering, you could either make or break times with one turn. Its all in perspective as to what you prefer. Either drag racing or auto-xing, they both have there ups and downs. ---
**Author:** ![plaf713](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/439d5e/32.png) [@plaf713](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/plaf713)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/95 "2009-04-29T10:39:01Z")
> [@Beerfest](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beerfest/17611/8): > > LOL @ 1stgen sitting at his computer laughing at you guys. “Dance puppets dance!!” i think hes at the opposite end of that spectrum, hes probably at home taken medicine for his high blood pressure ---
**Author:** ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/96 "2009-04-29T10:39:12Z")
> [@Beerfest](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beerfest/17611/8): > > LOL @ 1stgen sitting at his computer laughing at you guys. “Dance puppets dance!!” hes not at his pc, hes out in his street with some cones setup practicing. ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/97 "2009-04-29T10:39:14Z")
> [@Beerfest](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beerfest/17611/8): > > LOL @ 1stgen sitting at his computer laughing at you guys. “Dance puppets dance!!” Yeah I was wondering why an older dude would make such immature remarks, figure it was to stoke the fire… Some real dickhead comments in there though, so I can see how it got heated plenty quick! ---
**Author:** ![OsoiNA6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/osoina6/32/6301_2.png) [@OsoiNA6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OsoiNA6)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/98 "2009-04-29T10:40:02Z")
One reply and 3 quotes in 3 seconds, should we retitle this thread as “When JClark speaks, the people listen!?” ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/99 "2009-04-29T10:40:28Z")
> [@Beerfest](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/beerfest/17611/9): > > i think hes at the opposite end of that spectrum, hes probably at home taken medicine for his high blood pressure Its both, I promise. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)\ **Post date:** [April 29, 2009, 10:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841/100 "2009-04-29T10:41:48Z")
> [@HYBRID CONNECTION INTEGRA FINISHES 2 AT HOLLAND SPEEDWAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hybrid-connection-integra-finishes-2-at-holland-speedway/16555/23): > > One reply and 3 quotes in 3 seconds, should we retitle this thread as “When JClark speaks, the people listen!?” That’s why Vlad pays me the big bucks. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-autoxing/243841.md?page=6)