# FUCK BEES
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [May 27, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413 "2009-05-27T12:45:50Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 12:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/1 "2009-05-27T12:45:50Z")
I just stepped on a bee in my basement, I was like AHHH SHIT did I step on a piece of wire. hurt like fuck, reached down and pulled out a bee, motherfucker
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 12:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/2 "2009-05-27T12:49:49Z")
You seem fairly calm about this, I assume you’re not allergic.
If you are, please take pictures of swollen funny face and use EpiPen immediately.
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/3 "2009-05-27T12:51:00Z")
i got stuck in the back of the knee LOL like a few days ago but didnt give a shit
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### Author:  [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/4 "2009-05-27T12:51:12Z")
nah not allergic. it’s just annoying as hell. I haven’t gotten stung by a bee since I was a kid. So the first place I get stung in YEARS is in my effing basement :wtf
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### Author:  [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 12:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/5 "2009-05-27T12:51:43Z")
fuck D’s
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/6 "2009-05-27T12:53:08Z")
ya titty fuck D’s !
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/7 "2009-05-27T12:53:26Z")
I got stung by a bee that flew in the car window and got me in the arm.
Hurt like hell and I didn’t know what the fuck hit me, then I look down and see the bee on my leg.
Did the whole “OMFGBEEEPULLOVERNAOW!” routine, and all was well.
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 12:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/8 "2009-05-27T12:57:18Z")
I’m allergic, i thought i was but last i got stung nothing happened
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/9 "2009-05-27T13:00:07Z")
I just fucking hate bees in general, wasps and yellow jackets provide no purpose in life. I take pride in killing them when Im working.
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/10 "2009-05-27T13:02:48Z")
We went to NJ this past weekend, and the entire weekend those huge bumble bees were EVERYWHERE just buzzing around us. :ahh
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 1:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/11 "2009-05-27T13:03:57Z")
> [@WTB: ANY Beater...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-any-beater/17955/18):
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> We went to NJ this past weekend, and the entire weekend those huge bumble bees were EVERYWHERE just buzzing around us. :ahh
bumble bees are fine… they aren’t agressive at all
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### Author:  [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/12 "2009-05-27T13:04:01Z")
im scared of snakes…a cobra snuck up on our house a month or so ago, i got pics on facebook of it
bees aint scary shut up
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### Author:  [@MX-5](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MX-5)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/13 "2009-05-27T13:04:21Z")
lolz, just remembered I had this, two of my coworkers killing bees, they also killed the flowers sorta :haha
toolow69 is on the right
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### Author:  [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/14 "2009-05-27T13:05:25Z")
> [@Texas Chainsaw massacre: The beginning...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/texas-chainsaw-massacre-the-beginning/18594/8):
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> bumble bees are fine… they aren’t agressive at all
But they are HUGE and creepy when they hover an inch from your face.
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/15 "2009-05-27T13:07:04Z")
> [@Singh"](#):
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> im scared of snakes…a cobra snuck up on our house a month or so ago, i got pics on facebook of it
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> bees aint scary shut up
o wow… Im gonna stalk you out on facebook just so I can see those pics
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 1:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/16 "2009-05-27T13:08:44Z")
I just feel wayyyy less in control of bees because they can fly
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### Author:  [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 5:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/17 "2009-05-27T17:48:38Z")
Tell me this is not scary(Giant Japanese Hornet). I despise all forms of the flying stinging son of a bitches except the honey bees.
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### Author:  [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/18 "2009-05-27T17:51:12Z")
we have carpenter bees that chill in the wood on the edge of the roof at the golf course i work at. SOOOO annoying, but at least they don’t sting. and it makes for epic battles with bees vs. employees armed with spray, towels, golf clubs, golf balls, buckets, etc. they’re slow and stupid so catching them in a bucket isn’t all that hard :lol
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### Author:  [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 6:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/19 "2009-05-27T18:01:38Z")
getting stung FTMFL
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### Author:  [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)
#### Post date: [May 27, 2009, 6:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-bees/244413/20 "2009-05-27T18:03:51Z")
> [@need help with a chevy 350](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/need-help-with-a-chevy-350/18620/5):
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> Tell me this is not scary(Giant Japanese Hornet). I despise all forms of the flying stinging son of a bitches except the honey bees.
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completely agree with you… If I catch a wasp, I torture it and enjoy doing it
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