# Fuck Deer. Fuck Deer. **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [November 1, 2005, 6:52am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054 "2005-11-01T06:52:18Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![99\_civic\_si](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99_civic_si/32/7319_2.png) [@99\_civic\_si](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99_civic_si)\ **Post date:** [November 1, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/21 "2005-11-01T23:00:14Z")
> [@Zer0DazE](#): > > i hit 3 last year. none of them left a mark. i guess its a good thing i pay attention when i drive, and could stop my car. “so I saw the deer and I was like, shit, I need a new paint job. So I’m headed for the deer and he made a juke move. I kinda hit the front of him, but there’s no damage, but there is deer snot on my door” 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![intense98rt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/77aa72/32.png) [@intense98rt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/intense98rt)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/22 "2005-11-02T07:05:30Z")
mine wasnt too bad ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/2fast98rt/deer/deer001.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/2fast98rt/deer/deer001.jpg) ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/2fast98rt/deer/deer002.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/2fast98rt/deer/deer002.jpg) but thanks to haveing full coverage i got ![http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/2fast98rt/100_0639.jpg](http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v238/2fast98rt/100_0639.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Zer0DazE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/zer0daze/32/7624_2.png) [@Zer0DazE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zer0DazE)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 8:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/23 "2005-11-02T08:01:16Z")
> [@99\_civic\_si](#): > > “so I saw the deer and I was like, shit, I need a new paint job. So I’m headed for the deer and he made a juke move. I kinda hit the front of him, but there’s no damage, but there is deer snot on my door” 🙂 that was one of them, another was after the new paint… i touched him with my bumper. he stopped and looked at me like WTF, and ran away. the 3rd was very similar to the 2nd. because i am patting myself on the back for not hitting on, i am sure i will run down a whole family of them tonight on the way home. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 8:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/24 "2005-11-02T08:08:27Z")
> [@intense98rt](#): > > mine wasnt too bad > > but thanks to haveing full coverage i got yea i remember that night … the deer licked the windsheild on his way up the hood of the car, lol …the cops came to find the deer and couldnt find it Me: when you find that fucker, gimme your gun so I can shoot it cop: um, why ? Me: cause its ME thats gotta fix my buddies car cop: oh **lol** ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/25 "2005-11-02T08:18:12Z")
> [@Violator](#): > > Balance of nature: each animal / plant / insect / germ depends on each other… kill one and a domino effect takes place… eventually you kill yourself. > > Not too bright > > In my opinion people are one of the shittier creatures on this planet. They consume, infest, and damage everything and contribute nothing. agree. :tup: ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 9:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/26 "2005-11-02T09:28:01Z")
> [@MonteCarloChick](#): > > We do live in their homes. So I really can’t complain. cmon now enough of that hippie bullshit. u know what fixes dea? a 1.25oz slug from my gun. im getin one this year…i can feel it. “its comin right for us!” _BANG_ ---
**Author:** ![JEG](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jeg/32/7246_2.png) [@JEG](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JEG)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/27 "2005-11-02T09:30:05Z")
> [@dawn](#): > > I did. $20. Hence why I was coming home from the rez. $2.14 a gallon! > > But yeah, I’m so glad I didn’t wreck my car. I would have seriously cried for months. Just when I’m starting to really fix her up… > > When I first got my car I almost hit a deer too. I was driving down a pretty house-populated street and it was dark. When I first got the car, the headlight bulbs were duct-taped in because the clamp things to hold them were melted. Don’t ask - I don’t know why… but anyways, they were pointed down pretty low, so I couldn’t really see anything, brights on and all. (Yeah, super safe!) And all of a sudden, 2-3 deer dart out of the ditch. I slammed brakes (oh, did I mention I needed new brakes when I first got the car too??) and came sooooo close. My friend hit his head on the dashboard, and my other friend who was in the back seat flew between the 2 front seats. I drove home going a maximum of 20mph, and shook the whole way. > > But don’t get me wrong, I think deer are cool animals. They taste pretty fucking good too, I’m not gonna lie. only problem with rez gas is alot of them dont stir the tanks and they get alot of sediment at the bottom, i went threw 2 fuel filters from rez gas. another is they use alot of ethonal to add volume. I was driving with my neibor and his dad (his dad drives a semi) anywho…yeah we nailed a buck doin 60ish…lmfao, anybody bring a sponge? there was almost nothing left of it…just a huge smear on the road. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 9:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/28 "2005-11-02T09:35:58Z")
> [@JEG](#): > > only problem with rez gas is alot of them dont trir the tanks and they get alot of sediment at the bottom, i went threw 2 fuel filters from rez gas. another is they use alot of ethonal to add volume. and the pumps are usualy quite innaccurate to boot ---
**Author:** ![intense98rt](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/77aa72/32.png) [@intense98rt](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/intense98rt)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 10:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/29 "2005-11-02T10:56:46Z")
> [@HotRodKid](#): > > yea i remember that night … the deer licked the windsheild on his way up the hood of the car, lol …the cops came to find the deer and couldnt find it > > Me: when you find that fucker, gimme your gun so I can shoot it > cop: um, why ? > Me: cause its ME thats gotta fix my buddies car > cop: oh **lol** i dont remember that part… but i do remember him asking you why you were holding a spot light ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 11:01am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/30 "2005-11-02T11:01:25Z")
lol @ the spotlight, i forgot about that i think you and mike were in front of the car for the gun comment ---
**Author:** ![focusinprogress](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/focusinprogress/32/7227_2.png) [@focusinprogress](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/focusinprogress)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 12:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/31 "2005-11-02T12:20:30Z")
i used to live next door to that damn deer-feeding lady. when i was little we used to think she was a witch cause she would never throw our toys back over the fence if we accidently tossed them over or whatever. she has HUGE bushes in front of the house and everything so you cant see any windows and barely the door. shes wierd. ---
**Author:** ![MonteCarloChick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ee59a6/32.png) [@MonteCarloChick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MonteCarloChick)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 12:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/32 "2005-11-02T12:33:52Z")
> [@Dex](#): > > another excellent post. thank you for your contributions to nyspeed. Animals \> Humans \> You. And thanks, but I’m not trying to contribute anything here. ---
**Author:** ![HotRodKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hotrodkid/32/7609_2.png) [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/33 "2005-11-02T12:39:36Z")
> [@MonteCarloChick](#): > > Animals \> Humans \> You. > > And thanks, but I’m not trying to contribute anything here. thank you for not attempting to differ from your usual manner of postingf ---
**Author:** ![neurokinetik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/neurokinetik/32/7270_2.png) [@neurokinetik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/neurokinetik)\ **Post date:** [November 2, 2005, 8:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054/34 "2005-11-02T20:44:46Z")
I saw one the other night right in Williamsville. It was just standing there next to the road, so I blew the airhorns at it and it took off running, right through everybody’s front yards. I waited until I could see that it wasn’t going to come out into the street before I creeped by. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-deer-fuck-deer/4054.md?page=1)