# Fuck Diet Mt. Dew **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 23, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294 "2009-12-23T10:27:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/1 "2009-12-23T10:27:56Z")
I went to the 9th floor her at work to hit up the vending machine and get a soda, and was too busy talking to some hottie at here and didnt notice I hit the Diet button… Fucking shit tastes like pure ass. Who the hell drinks this dog piss? ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/2 "2009-12-23T10:29:25Z")
> [@4/14/07: small party at my place](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/4-14-07-small-party-at-my-place/27483/11): > > I went to the 9th floor her at work to hit up the vending machine and get a soda, and was too busy talking to some hottie at here and didnt notice I hit the Diet button… > > Fucking shit tastes like pure ass. Who the hell drinks this dog piss? fuck that fo sho… diet anything tastes like dog piss ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/3 "2009-12-23T10:31:08Z")
I find diet sodas to be rather shallow and pedantic. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/4 "2009-12-23T10:31:52Z")
pedantic. i gota go google that now. thanks for making me feel dumb! lol ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/5 "2009-12-23T10:32:50Z")
I do, but only because I am diabetic, FML You get used to it. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/6 "2009-12-23T10:32:59Z")
pedantic - 2 dictionary results pe⋅dan⋅tic /pəˈdæntɪk/ Show Spelled Pronunciation [puh-dan-tik] Show IPA Use pedantic in a Sentence See web results for pedantic See images of pedantic –adjective 1. ostentatious in one’s learning. 2. overly concerned with minute details or formalisms, esp. in teaching. WTF that is a gay ass word. Diet soda would like to use that word i bet. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/7 "2009-12-23T10:40:22Z")
You should be tasting the sweat off that hotties ass cheeks :lol ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/8 "2009-12-23T10:45:45Z")
> [@Hi I'm new](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/hi-im-new/27623/8): > > You should be tasting the sweat off that hotties ass cheeks :lol “She wasnt sweaty, the air conditioning was on” :rofl PJB-esque reply. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/9 "2009-12-23T10:47:18Z")
:rofl :rofl ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/10 "2009-12-23T10:54:55Z")
diet sodas taste fine. what your tasting is PJB ass residue on your tongue. ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/11 "2009-12-23T11:02:08Z")
> [@WNY SOLO Novice school](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wny-solo-novice-school/26610/120): > > diet sodas taste fine. what your tasting is PJB ass residue on your tongue. I dont think so, it doesnt taste anything like Peanut Butter OR Jelly. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/12 "2009-12-23T11:12:15Z")
> [@WNY SOLO Novice school](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wny-solo-novice-school/26610/120): > > diet sodas taste fine. what your tasting is PJB ass residue on your tongue. Don’t make me neg you E! Most diet sodas taste like shit! Pepsi Max isnt that bad though. ---
**Author:** ![deadbeatrec](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deadbeatrec/32/6401_2.png) [@deadbeatrec](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deadbeatrec)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/13 "2009-12-23T11:55:11Z")
> [@attempted break in?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attempted-break-in/27614/19): > > Don’t make me neg you E! Most diet sodas taste like shit! Pepsi Max isnt that bad though. im still waiting to neg u in real life. maybe next summer if ur bitch ass ever comes out ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/14 "2009-12-23T11:58:21Z")
I can’t stand sugar soda. I can actually feel it on my teeth and shit. I just am not a big sugar fan. I drink mostly diet shit (no calories): diet soda, ice tea, sugar free tang, sugar free kool aid. ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/15 "2009-12-23T12:00:27Z")
Sugar free Kool-Aid?!?!?! [![http://smiliesftw.com/x/koolaidwall.gif](http://smiliesftw.com/x/koolaidwall.gif)](http://smiliesftw.com) ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/16 "2009-12-23T12:01:51Z")
> [@FS: Sabres Tickets for April 14](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-sabres-tickets-for-april-14/27613/6): > > im still waiting to neg u in real life. maybe next summer if ur bitch ass ever comes out Out to what? A Shift sausage fest? If you RLNR me I’ll deck you flat out on the ground :lol ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/17 "2009-12-23T12:01:56Z")
OH YEAH! ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/18 "2009-12-23T12:02:23Z")
> [@LKSi"](#): > > Sugar free Kool-Aid?!?!?! > > [![http://smiliesftw.com/x/koolaidwall.gif](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/f/4/f4caab7d797c3d506b72f0f3bce50e1dd13db29b.gif)](http://smiliesftw.com) Grape, Fruit Punch, and Cherry. The grape is legit too. ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/19 "2009-12-23T12:03:36Z")
> [@Why did some Attack choppers just fly over my house?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-did-some-attack-choppers-just-fly-over-my-house/27626/11): > > I can’t stand sugar soda. I can actually feel it on my teeth and shit. I just am not a big sugar fan. I drink mostly diet shit (no calories): diet soda, ice tea, sugar free tang, sugar free kool aid. I’ve had real Kool Aid once. It was good. I’ve had Grape Drink since. ---
**Author:** ![Shawn96VR-4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/eada6e/32.png) [@Shawn96VR-4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shawn96VR-4)\ **Post date:** [December 23, 2009, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294/20 "2009-12-23T12:06:21Z")
> [@finance question.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/finance-question/27622/10): > > I’ve had real Kool Aid once. It was good. > > I’ve had Grape Drink since. I see what you are doing here. :lol [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-diet-mt-dew/249294.md?page=2)