# FUCK Golf!

**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic
**Created:** [May 4, 2009, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965 "2009-05-04T20:02:04Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 4

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### Author: ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2009, 9:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/61 "2009-05-04T21:04:43Z")

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> [@9/22: Jackass #2](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/9-22-jackass-2/17622/30):
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> I have been questioning my sexuality since 1stGen came into my life.
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> I voted for He’s Gay
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> That is all…

:rofl

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### Author: ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2009, 9:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/62 "2009-05-04T21:12:39Z")

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> [@Pics from NYIRP - Neonglh, justaneon, Haenszel, woody](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/pics-from-nyirp-neonglh-justaneon-haenszel-woody/17822/10):
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> according to the results you sir, are a faggot.

Would you like to have a sword fight cutey??

That is all…

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### Author: ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2009, 9:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/63 "2009-05-04T21:23:52Z")

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> [@FS/TW: 1993 Pontiac Trans AM](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-tw-1993-pontiac-trans-am/17619/58):
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> Would you like to have a sword fight cutey??
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> That is all…

no sword fight. but how did u ever make out with the pix i took of ur balls?? ROFL:rofl

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### Author: ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2009, 9:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/64 "2009-05-04T21:30:30Z")

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> [@FS/TW: 1993 Pontiac Trans AM](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-tw-1993-pontiac-trans-am/17619/58):
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> Would you like to have a sword fight cutey??
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> That is all…

I’ll have you know that I dont put out on the first date. I’m not a whore, but if you take me out to a special dinner at KFC ya never know :rofl

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### Author: ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2009, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/65 "2009-05-04T21:35:23Z")

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would you settle for some head and the dollar menu??

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### Author: ![Hank1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hank1/32/6329_2.png) [@Hank1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hank1)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2009, 9:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/66 "2009-05-04T21:50:28Z")

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> [@First Dell and Apple, now, IBM go boom](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-dell-and-apple-now-ibm-go-boom/17804/7):
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> would you settle for some head and the dollar menu??

LMFAO:rofl

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### Author: ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2009, 9:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/67 "2009-05-04T21:51:30Z")

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> [@First Dell and Apple, now, IBM go boom](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/first-dell-and-apple-now-ibm-go-boom/17804/7):
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> would you settle for some head and the dollar menu??

ok but you’re the bitch.

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### Author: ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)
#### Post date: [May 4, 2009, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/68 "2009-05-04T23:13:49Z")

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This thread has brought me to tears hahahahah

I need more Matt Ryan in my life.

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### Author: ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 1:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/69 "2009-05-05T01:11:10Z")

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> [@Q's about Winter Storage](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/qs-about-winter-storage/17800/19):
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> People who play golf are dumb and the car sucks too.
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> That is all.

I agree with this, except i like golf, keep it up and yo ass will need a BAMBULANCE!

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### Author: ![waltbabyluv](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/waltbabyluv/32/6300_2.png) [@waltbabyluv](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/waltbabyluv)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 1:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/70 "2009-05-05T01:14:28Z")

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> [@10/14/06 NYIRP Rental](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/10-14-06-nyirp-rental/17488/42):
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> This thread has brought me to tears hahahahah
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> I need more Matt Ryan in my life.

I know how you feel, I overdosed on Matt Ryan for about 4 years of my life, I had to move to CT and just got through my recovery…I am doing well now…that is all

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### Author: ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 2:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/71 "2009-05-05T02:34:47Z")

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> [@10/14/06 NYIRP Rental](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/10-14-06-nyirp-rental/17488/42):
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> This thread has brought me to tears hahahahah
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> I need more Matt Ryan in my life.

> [@ATTN: Internet Explorer/Yahoo! toolbar users](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/attn-internet-explorer-yahoo-toolbar-users/17829/5):
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> I know how you feel, I overdosed on Matt Ryan for about 4 years of my life, I had to move to CT and just got through my recovery…I am doing well now…that is all

FUCK Connecticut!

That is all…

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### Author: ![rchiplock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecd19e/32.png) [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/72 "2009-05-05T07:04:21Z")

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yo what the fuck bro! keep talkin shit, i’m in the best shape of my life! doin 2 a day golf practices in full uniform and pads (knickers and sweatervest)…keep it up and i’ll find you and PUNCHASIZE YO FACE!!!1!

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### Author: ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/73 "2009-05-05T07:13:05Z")

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ohhhh shit son… it’s becoming srs bzn now!

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### Author: ![bootlegcivic](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bootlegcivic/32/6277_2.png) [@bootlegcivic](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bootlegcivic)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:20am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/74 "2009-05-05T07:20:36Z")

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> [@The Pet thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pet-thread/528/177):
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> yo what the fuck bro! keep talkin shit, i’m in the best shape of my life! doin 2 a day golf practices in full uniform and pads (knickers and sweatervest)…keep it up and i’ll find you and PUNCHASIZE YO FACE!!!1!

Golf is for black people.

That is all…

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### Author: ![rchiplock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecd19e/32.png) [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/75 "2009-05-05T07:23:08Z")

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Obama!

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### Author: ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/76 "2009-05-05T07:57:15Z")

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black people are totally taking over our last white sport… atleast they can be jockies!

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### Author: ![JClark](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jclark/32/6309_2.png) [@JClark](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JClark)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 7:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/77 "2009-05-05T07:59:37Z")

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> [@The Pet thread](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-pet-thread/528/177):
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> yo what the fuck bro! keep talkin shit, i’m in the best shape of my life! doin 2 a day golf practices in full uniform and pads (knickers and sweatervest)…keep it up and i’ll find you and PUNCHASIZE YO FACE!!!1!

NOOO!!! Dustin took over Ryan’s username! HE’S GOING TO PUNCH FACES!

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### Author: ![rchiplock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/ecd19e/32.png) [@rchiplock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rchiplock)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 9:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/78 "2009-05-05T09:41:40Z")

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:ahh

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### Author: ![crazybrew609](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/crazybrew609/32/6319_2.png) [@crazybrew609](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/crazybrew609)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 9:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/79 "2009-05-05T09:47:01Z")

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ryan wanted to punchs the faces of the guys who were playing ahead of us last week… god damn guys couldn’t of let us play thru… it was faukin cold out too

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### Author: ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)
#### Post date: [May 5, 2009, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-golf/243965/80 "2009-05-05T09:48:54Z")

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i DEF agree with the OP and topic in general

golf is dumb

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