# Fuck yo couch (and love seat, and chair) **URL:** \ **Category:** Classifieds\ **Created:** [September 8, 2010, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391 "2010-09-08T09:48:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/1 "2010-09-08T09:48:19Z")
Have a matching love seat, couch, and chair for sale, looking for $200 or best offer. Couch has a pull out sleeper. ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 11:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/2 "2010-09-08T11:04:54Z")
fuck i wish i had someplace to put this till i leave for school ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/3 "2010-09-08T11:08:16Z")
It’s only good conscience that I highly recommend against the purchase of this couch from OP. Pro-tip: He’s selling it for a reason. ---
**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 11:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/4 "2010-09-08T11:09:28Z")
“My couch pulls out, but I don’t!” ---
**Author:** ![mcflurry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mcflurry/32/6468_2.png) [@mcflurry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/mcflurry)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 11:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/5 "2010-09-08T11:12:27Z")
> [@bennyfizzle"](#): > > It’s only good conscience that I highly recommend against the purchase of this couch from OP. > > Pro-tip: > > He’s selling it for a reason. him and steve have had sex on it and/or multiple dutch rudders have been given on said couch ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 11:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/6 "2010-09-08T11:13:54Z")
That’s not event he half of it. Buyer beware. Really ware. ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 11:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/7 "2010-09-08T11:49:56Z")
> [@What just happend at mighty ?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-just-happend-at-mighty/34868/78): > > “My couch pulls out, but I don’t!” :rofl + rep ---
**Author:** ![car\_ramrod](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/car_ramrod/32/6441_2.png) [@car\_ramrod](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/car_ramrod)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/8 "2010-09-08T11:58:33Z")
it’s because I no longer could stand the thought of sleeping on it when you are not there benjamin ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/9 "2010-09-08T12:00:44Z")
Two weekends ago: I stand up, hammered, blanket in hand, with every intention of sleeping on these couches. The OP was also pretty hammered, and even in this mutual state of drunkenness, he strongly encourages me to stay where I am and under no circumstance sleep on the couches in question. I heeded this warning, instead sleeping with my face inches from another man’s bare feet, instead of on these couches. 'nuff said? ---
**Author:** ![Sketchy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sketchy/32/6378_2.png) [@Sketchy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sketchy)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/10 "2010-09-08T12:43:24Z")
^^^hahaaha ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 12:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/11 "2010-09-08T12:47:26Z")
Many a poopnoodles were shot on this couch… ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 2:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/12 "2010-09-08T14:57:51Z")
sam you got pics, im serious may be interested ---
**Author:** ![QuickLT1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/eada6e/32.png) [@QuickLT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/QuickLT1)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/13 "2010-09-08T15:29:52Z")
> [@Robberies in tonawanda...?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/robberies-in-tonawanda/34882/20): > > Many a poopnoodles were shot on this couch… AhhhhhhahahhhH! Gotta love savage love! ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 4:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/14 "2010-09-08T16:45:29Z")
is this the couch benny licked another mans ass on ? if so sam ya dirty fuck scammer lolol ---
**Author:** ![DRock518](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/drock518/32/6363_2.png) [@DRock518](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DRock518)\ **Post date:** [September 8, 2010, 4:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuck-yo-couch-and-love-seat-and-chair/254391/15 "2010-09-08T16:55:14Z")
> [@Robberies in tonawanda...?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/robberies-in-tonawanda/34882/20): > > Many a poopnoodles were shot on this couch… Sick…But I LOL’d