# Fuckin CUNTS **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 23, 2013, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850 "2013-04-23T09:23:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 9:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/41 "2013-05-03T09:53:01Z")
Pjb, would you let a girl fuck you with a strap on on for a million dollars? ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 9:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/42 "2013-05-03T09:56:18Z")
Yea, Paul. Would you? If she was really really hot and wanted to bang you in the ass with a strap on for a million dollars would you let it happen? Straight 10/10 blonde or red head. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 9:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/43 "2013-05-03T09:59:33Z")
And after you get to fuck her missionary eye to eye no funny business. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/44 "2013-05-03T10:13:42Z")
No. Exit only. My anal virginity is not for sale or trade ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/45 "2013-05-03T10:15:13Z")
> [@sigh......](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/52590/44): > > No. Exit only. My anal virginity is not for sale or trade What if she wanted you to defecate on her body? ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/46 "2013-05-03T10:16:34Z")
Yeah would ya poop on her for a mil? ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/47 "2013-05-03T10:17:45Z")
And then bang her with the excrement still on her? ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/48 "2013-05-03T10:18:26Z")
I would let her shit on me for a million dollars LOL ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/49 "2013-05-03T10:18:42Z")
That’s fucking nasty. I couldn’t bring myself to taking a dump on somebody ---
**Author:** ![KillerBlackbird](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/killerblackbird/32/6525_2.png) [@KillerBlackbird](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KillerBlackbird)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/50 "2013-05-03T10:22:58Z")
> [@sigh......](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/sigh/52590/48): > > That’s fucking nasty. I couldn’t bring myself to taking a dump on somebody :rofl ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/51 "2013-05-03T10:25:09Z")
I could take a dump on you, Paul ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:33am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/52 "2013-05-03T10:33:09Z")
You will do no such thing ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/53 "2013-05-03T10:39:05Z")
Why not? He gave me a chili dog last night. Did wonders for my skin. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/54 "2013-05-03T10:45:35Z")
I’m not into feces. In fact I hate defecating. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:49am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/55 "2013-05-03T10:49:17Z")
> [@PJB"](#): > > I’m not into feces. In fact I hate defecating. Hmmm. I think this might be sig material. I’m sorry but taking a good shit is amazing. ---
**Author:** ![BDSKJChris](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/59ef9b/32.png) [@BDSKJChris](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BDSKJChris)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/56 "2013-05-03T10:54:27Z")
PJB, lets say you make 50,000 a year, for you to work and make a million dollars that would take you 20 years (not taking into account taxes and insurance costs)…moral of the story is you are in denial if you are sitting there shaking your head no to pooping on a girl for 1 million dollars, or as usmc said letting her pooh on you for 1million…i must say that would be a much better retirement plan than what i have right now. if some girl came up to me today and offered me 1,000,000 for crapping on her i would do it before she finished her sentence. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/57 "2013-05-03T10:57:13Z")
Pawl, how about ten mil to take the strap on. She’ll go easy on you. ---
**Author:** ![Yetti\_VR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/yetti_vr/32/6357_2.png) [@Yetti\_VR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Yetti_VR)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 11:00am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/58 "2013-05-03T11:00:10Z")
I enjoying taking a good shit ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 11:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/59 "2013-05-03T11:10:56Z")
:rofl how do you not like shitting? ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 11:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/60 "2013-05-03T11:14:46Z")
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