# Fuckin CUNTS **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 23, 2013, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850 "2013-04-23T09:23:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Boost\_Creep](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boost_creep/32/6366_2.png) [@Boost\_Creep](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boost_Creep)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 2:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/61 "2013-05-03T14:06:58Z")
id poop on usmc for free ---
**Author:** ![Smoosh](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/smoosh/32/6419_2.png) [@Smoosh](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Smoosh)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 3:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/62 "2013-05-03T15:52:53Z")
i dont understand not enjoying a good poop… i get paid to poop plenty of times!! its my favorite time at work… now not pooping on some girl for a million dollars is just craziness ---
**Author:** ![daknut93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daknut93/32/6743_2.png) [@daknut93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daknut93)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/63 "2013-05-03T18:23:28Z")
wtf is wrong with u paul id shit on a bitch for gas money lol ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/64 "2013-05-03T18:29:23Z")
I’d shit on someone just to use it in a conversation later in life. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/65 "2013-05-03T18:32:15Z")
I’d shit on someone just so i could jerk it later. ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/66 "2013-05-03T18:36:08Z")
Sometimes I jerk it while shitting. ![http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b28/skierdood/35FEDB81-A2A6-4227-9C3A-0919222B0E28-5019-000003636C14016E.jpg](http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b28/skierdood/35FEDB81-A2A6-4227-9C3A-0919222B0E28-5019-000003636C14016E.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/67 "2013-05-03T18:41:53Z")
a bunch of sick bastards on this site for sure. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/68 "2013-05-03T18:43:14Z")
Paul would you do a dude for a billion dollars? A billion ---
**Author:** ![GD3Skier](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gd3skier/32/6400_2.png) [@GD3Skier](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GD3Skier)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/69 "2013-05-03T18:52:02Z")
> [@Radar Warning: Maple Rd Amherst](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/radar-warning-maple-rd-amherst/52608/3): > > Paul would you do a dude for a billion dollars? A billion ![http://i16.photobucket.com/albums/b28/skierdood/6D965214-474B-44D9-9784-CB87F47771FA-5019-00000368BD5D4C69.jpg](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/3X/2/2/2289e7e2f68d047def603b3b5eb7aa05c0b75634.jpeg) ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/70 "2013-05-03T18:56:10Z")
no dudes ever no matter what the monetary offer is. Im not a fagget. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 6:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/71 "2013-05-03T18:57:57Z")
How much to take it from the hottest girl on the planet for five minutes? Right in the back door. ---
**Author:** ![Cossey](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Cossey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cossey)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/72 "2013-05-03T19:03:57Z")
Paul. Are you trolling us with this nonsense? 1. Taking a nice big shit is the greatest relief in my day-to-day activities. 2. $1M for getting railed by a hot chick in the butt for 5min. I’d hop on that (no pun intended). ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/73 "2013-05-03T19:03:59Z")
no anal either I cant stand shitting even though I do it 5+ times a day. Its an annoyance and a disruption, not a relief. ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 7:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/74 "2013-05-03T19:13:44Z")
I’d let a perfect ten do it for 1 million without even hesitating. FUCK IT. ---
**Author:** ![daknut93](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/daknut93/32/6743_2.png) [@daknut93](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/daknut93)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2013, 7:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/75 "2013-05-03T19:41:47Z")
Would get smashed lol ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 3:14am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/76 "2013-05-04T03:14:27Z")
Dumping out as I post this…feels great. ---
**Author:** ![rexford\_flats\_racing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rexford_flats_racing/32/6295_2.png) [@rexford\_flats\_racing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rexford_flats_racing)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 4:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/77 "2013-05-04T04:50:46Z")
How the hell do you shit 5+ times per day? ---
**Author:** ![capitalcrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/e79b87/32.png) [@capitalcrew](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/capitalcrew)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 4:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/78 "2013-05-04T04:53:33Z")
I shit two or three. If you’re not doing at least that then you need more fiber. ---
**Author:** ![usmc2801](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/usmc2801/32/6387_2.png) [@usmc2801](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/usmc2801)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 5:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/79 "2013-05-04T05:32:21Z")
I shit at least twice a day, and one of them is as soon as I wake up, its like clock work. As soon as I get out of bed I have to run to the shitter and blowout. Morning shits FTW. ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2013, 6:16am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850/80 "2013-05-04T06:16:15Z")
> [@rexford flats racing"](#): > > How the hell do you shit 5+ times per day? no clue but Ive already shit twice and have a log ready to go right now. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fuckin-cunts/266850.md?page=5)