# Fucking with someone.

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240>\
**Category:** SON240sx Off Topic\
**Created:** [October 6, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240 "2005-10-06T18:18:13Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![newbieracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@newbieracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newbieracer)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 6:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/1 "2005-10-06T18:18:13Z")

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I want to keep it all legal first and for most well as much as possible, As much as possible anyways.

Anyways my Girls asshat ex keeps trying to get her back calling her baby and angle and senidng kisses and saying how much he misses her and she should be with him and shit.

So me and another member _justin_ are going to fuck with this kid for a long time untell he crys  
SO far were sending gay porn in like a subscription envelope to his school, his house, his work plastering gay porn on his windows with water to make them stick, when it drops below zero making his car a popsicle, surran wrapping his car from top to bottem, I meen like jacking it up to do the wheels…

Any other fun ideas to get this kid all fucked up, short of actually fucking him up, physicly.

Mods Please dont lock this, it contains nothing Illegal and i paid to be in this section and i need the help.

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**Author:** ![DTS](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/8491ac/32.png) [@DTS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DTS)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 6:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/2 "2005-10-06T18:31:58Z")

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those are pretty lame ideas, if he is over the age of 15…

why dont you just kidnap him and put him in the trunk and rip down forks of the credits

or call his plates in for DUI to his house when hes home and say theres open alcohol inside the car so they search his car

or

put a octopus on his seat or steering wheel from a grocery store? oh and mush it up so its hard to get off, it works really well

or leave a whole dead tuna under his seat or inside his dash

or kidnap him and hold a octopus up to his face or really disgusting dead seafood and he will be tramatized

or just Skeetasarus Rex him

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**Author:** ![dip](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dip/32/5479_2.png) [@dip](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dip)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 6:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/3 "2005-10-06T18:36:57Z")

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jack his car up so that the tire is just touching the gound, no weight is on it.  
let all the air out  
drill a hole in the top of the tire and fill it with quick set cement.  
when the cement is dry put the car back on the ground  
it will look like the tires are full and there is no problem

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**Author:** ![Racer\_XTREME](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/e47c2d/32.png) [@Racer\_XTREME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Racer_XTREME)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 6:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/4 "2005-10-06T18:44:27Z")

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If someone called me a angle id be fuc\*ing pissed!

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**Author:** ![newbieracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@newbieracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newbieracer)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 6:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/5 "2005-10-06T18:56:21Z")

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> or leave a whole dead tuna under his seat or inside his dash

I love this one, or taping it to the bottem of his car so he cant find it.

As i said i dont wan tto like kidnap him or anyt even though that would be fun, I want pychological warfare.

No bodely harm

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**Author:** ![Original\_Nutta](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/original_nutta/32/5474_2.png) [@Original\_Nutta](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Original_Nutta)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 8:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/6 "2005-10-06T20:32:12Z")

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Never fucck with another man’s automobile.

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**Author:** ![newbieracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@newbieracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newbieracer)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 9:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/7 "2005-10-06T21:02:04Z")

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> never fuck with a mans automobile

99.5% i would agree, This Kid, A donst care, Its a piece of shit that his parents pay for, B, I dont care, No respect for this kid, or anything that he involves.

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**Author:** ![240\_Foz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/2/dc4da7/32.png) [@240\_Foz](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/240_Foz)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/8 "2005-10-06T21:20:59Z")

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haha dead fish would be awesome. Dont put it under the seat though, put it in the spare tire well area. That way its under the carpet and it will take way longer for him to find it.

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**Author:** ![Gonad](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gonad/32/5481_2.png) [@Gonad](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gonad)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/9 "2005-10-06T21:35:54Z")

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How old are you again?

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**Author:** ![Hector](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/43a26b/32.png) [@Hector](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hector)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 10:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/10 "2005-10-06T22:33:12Z")

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depending on the car shove dog poo under his car door handles, both sides, works well on doorhandles that can only be accesed by shoving your hand under it ,

you can also mono foam his exhaust…

pour hydrogen peroxide in his gas tank, wont hurt anything , itll just blow pink smoke out the exhaust

install a turbo whisle in his muffler

red food coloring and dish soap in the windsheild washer fluid, and smudge a bar of soap on the windsheild , goes to clean off the soap thats there makes a bigger mess, will work really well iff u cut the rubber off of the wipers and leave just the fat part of the blade

slip kiddie porn pictures in the trunk and call crime stoppers

rent a dump truck, get it filled with fresh coo doo doo and oops, poo on the car,

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**Author:** ![spilner](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f17d59/32.png) [@spilner](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/spilner)\
**Post date:** [October 6, 2005, 11:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/11 "2005-10-06T23:34:54Z")

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pleasure her physically to ensure she stays with you.

dont be insecure, the guys prolly a douchebag anyway.

THEN just for the hell of it you should SKEET SKEET SKEET all over his mom.

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**Author:** ![Jesse\_Jericho](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jesse_jericho/32/5533_2.png) [@Jesse\_Jericho](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jesse_Jericho)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 3:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/12 "2005-10-07T03:23:39Z")

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I’m with Gonad and spilner… you trust your girlfriend? Then be happy she’s with you, and feel sorry for this lame dude who can’t let her go. Be the bigger man and just leave it alone. I would make sure that your girl is giving him the right messages when he pulls that shit tho… ie fuck off 😉

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**Author:** ![newbieracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@newbieracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newbieracer)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 5:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/13 "2005-10-07T05:40:12Z")

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ah my girl is going no were, Trust me on that  
I just wanna teach this douchbag a lesson, since I have told him, and she has told him that its making her unnerved, and he has to stop and he just keeps comming on, stronger.

thanks for the ideas guys.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/14 "2005-10-07T05:51:10Z")

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yeah dont do anything too ghey,

i have a buddy who did the poo thing, friggin hilarious, but then you have to explain to your gf that you walk around with your own poo in your hands and wiping it on things

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**Author:** ![Hector](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/43a26b/32.png) [@Hector](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hector)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 5:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/15 "2005-10-07T05:51:56Z")

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> [@newbieracer](#):
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> ah my girl is going no were, Trust me on that  
> I just wanna teach this douchbag a lesson, since I have told him, and she has told him that its making her unnerved, and he has to stop and he just keeps comming on, stronger.
> 
> thanks for the ideas guys.

cut the guy a break, maybe he’s in love, he’ll get over it , the more u make him go away the worst it’ll get , he needs attention and ur giving it to him eventhough its not the kind of attention he wants its working as a good substitute for him for now , just ignore him and he’ll go away

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**Author:** ![AnDrEw](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AnDrEw](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AnDrEw)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/16 "2005-10-07T05:53:53Z")

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> [@bing](#):
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> yeah dont do anything too ghey,
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> i have a buddy who did the dog poo thing, friggin hilarious, but then you have to explain to your gf that you walk around with your own poo in your hands and wiping it on things

:lol: his name wasn’t bing by any chance? The buddy.  
Seriously just tell the guy off and leave it at that, doing childesh shit isn’t going to solve anything.

Andrew.

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**Author:** ![newbieracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@newbieracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newbieracer)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 5:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/17 "2005-10-07T05:57:02Z")

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alright well i guess ill wait, and tell him off again.

if he keeps it up i may just knock his teeth out though.

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**Author:** ![roast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/roast/32/5498_2.png) [@roast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/roast)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 6:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/18 "2005-10-07T06:24:56Z")

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And why hasn’t your girlfriend put this guy in her ignore list? Why is he still on her MSN/Yahoo/ICQ/etc contact list?

Create a rule in outlook to delete messages from that address…

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**Author:** ![newbieracer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/e47c2d/32.png) [@newbieracer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newbieracer)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 6:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/19 "2005-10-07T06:30:35Z")

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she has now, she deleted him but forgot to block him so she never had a chance,he called her the other day to find out what she was doing for the weekend…

Its Ghey.

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**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\
**Post date:** [October 7, 2005, 7:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fucking-with-someone/89240/20 "2005-10-07T07:28:43Z")

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no andrew, it wasnt me. it was my buddy adam and it was at darian lake.

they all watched a car full of people one by one go to open the door and then smell the weird substance on their hands afterwards.

then they noticed the newspaper full of human feces hanging from the antenna.

…

on a side note, using violence is USALLY not a good idea, but if if the guy get too personal i would be total in support of knocking him out.

i’ve done it, recently, with great results.

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