# Fun with smilies
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883
**Category:** Canada Nissan Off Topic
**Created:** [April 23, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883 "2005-04-23T20:58:31Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
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### Author:  [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/1 "2005-04-23T20:58:31Z")
Yeah, so I have way too much time on my hands…or studying is driving me temporarily insane…
One day Mr. 8) was out for some :drinkers: and having lots of fun :!: Him and some of his buddies were tossing back some :partyman: when suddenly a :box broke out. Mr. 8) jumped in to save the day and so he did and he was 😃 . The next day he was driving to work, when he got out of the car he was :axe: He ran like a mofo then whipped out :fencing: once he rocked the bad guy he sat at his desk. His boss came about and told Mr. 8) to do a :contract: . Mr. 8) didn’t like it so he reached under his desk and pulled out :rambo then went :guns . Darth Vader suddenly appeared and Mr. 8) got into a :starwars: . Mr. 8) won and then went home to :phones: . The SWAT team came with :rambo and went :guns on Mr. 8) for what he did in the office and now Mr 8) is with :devil .
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### Author:  [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2005, 9:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/2 "2005-04-23T21:09:39Z")
Yesh…indeed.
Nurse, increase his meds please. 🙂
(I’m the only one allowed to post crazy shit around here… :E)
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### Author:  [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2005, 10:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/3 "2005-04-23T22:28:44Z")
Hahahaha thats awesome. But what is this “studying” you speak of? Is it one of those words they use in “school” because all my memories of that place are currently being erased.
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### Author:  [@SRBURG13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRBURG13)
#### Post date: [April 23, 2005, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/4 "2005-04-23T23:13:59Z")
Hahha, good story.
And I agree with Deathby240… what is this “school” you speak of. I have currently lost all recognition with such a word.
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### Author:  [@nis\_mo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nis_mo)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2005, 1:31am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/5 "2005-04-24T01:31:55Z")
you forgot the best part when Mr. 8) went to the bar busted his moves out :stickman: found himself a :girl :gotcha and got into some hot an heavy… 👅 action
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### Author:  [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2005, 7:27am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/6 "2005-04-24T07:27:08Z")
> [@SRBURG13](#):
>
> Hahha, good story.
>
> And I agree with Deathby240… what is this “school” you speak of. I have currently lost all recognition with such a word.
ha ha, its a place, particularly college, where you have a few :drinkers: and good times with :partyman: which ultimately results in :vom: but not me, I behave myself :angel
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### Author:  [@SRBURG13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRBURG13)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2005, 11:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/7 "2005-04-24T11:02:48Z")
> [@nis\_mo](#):
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> you forgot the best part when Mr. 8) went to the bar busted his moves out :stickman: found himself a :girl :gotcha and got into some hot an heavy… 👅 action
and he finally convinced her to :butthead: and then :anal and Mr. 8) was all :grin
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### Author:  [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/8 "2005-04-24T13:45:43Z")
lol you guys, are taking it a bit beyond my imagination 😛
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### Author:  [@RS13](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RS13)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2005, 6:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/9 "2005-04-24T18:23:52Z")
> [@SRBURG13](#):
>
> and he finally convinced her to :butthead: and then :anal and Mr. 8) was all :grin
:ROFL
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### Author:  [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2005, 7:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/10 "2005-04-24T19:24:59Z")
But then Mr. 8) found out during the :anal that the she was a he, especially when he got :poke by something in the eye when he was trying to do some 👅 . Poor Mr. 8) was so :oops:!
He immediately :vom:, and thought that doing some hardcore :drinkers: would help him forget the problem. Soon enough, he felt a bit :rolleyes: about the situation, so he decided to go home and take a 🛀. Little did he know, his “partner” had been taping the whole thing, and then posted it on the 💩. Uh, I mean :pcgeek .
Later on that week, Mr. 8) 's best friend was looking around on :google:, and found the tape! He thought :wtf: and presented the :not: to Mr. 8)! Mr. 8) thought of plausible deniability, and said :pics: .
Mr. 8) 's friend showed the video to him off his :floppy:, and so Mr. 8) decided there was only one thing he could do. He :axe: his friend around the house, until he made his friend :prayer: for his life. Then Mr. 8) made his friend promise to kill the hermaphrodite who’d caused the problem. Mr. 8) 's friend had listened to too much NWA, and thought he was all hard and could get out of legal trouble with something called a “gat”.
Mr. 8) 's friend went to the hermaphrodite’s house, crept up to a back window, and saw the hermaphrodite :readingxxx: obtained from michael jackson’s bedroom. Mr. 8) 's friend noticed that the hermaphrodite wasn’t paying attention, and so it was really easy to :reddot: .
Mr. 8) 's friend left the house, running from the sound of police cars approaching, knowing that he would get some serious :club: if he was caught…
Ok, someone else take it! :E
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### Author:  [@DeathBy240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/DeathBy240)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2005, 9:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/11 "2005-04-24T21:58:25Z")
Oh god. I dont think anyone can top that.
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### Author:  [@Jay\_Nismo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jay_Nismo)
#### Post date: [April 24, 2005, 11:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/12 "2005-04-24T23:10:50Z")
LMAO
Kris just HAD to prove that he has more time on his hands!! Heres your whore 🏆 and :balloons:
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### Author:  [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2005, 4:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/13 "2005-04-25T04:55:23Z")
I was planning on getting a little more elaborate, but I ran out of time. There is always tonight though. 😃
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### Author:  [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2005, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/14 "2005-04-25T08:40:28Z")
you got me beat :rolleyes: :lol:
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### Author:  [@N\_I\_S\_S\_A\_N\_240SX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/N_I_S_S_A_N_240SX)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2005, 3:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/15 "2005-04-25T15:04:30Z")
then Mr. 8) went home, and :wall: for awhile…then decided to call all his
friends… :eyes :tired: :haha :finger they all :hug: and decided to make up a plan. all
of Mr.8) :balloons: decided to dress him up like a 👧 . Just after they finished all
the :rambo showed up looking for Mr.8). As they aimed the guns at all of them…
Mr.8) , 🤮 all over :rambo … someone continue
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### Author:  [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2005, 6:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/16 "2005-04-25T18:10:04Z")
Mr. 8) became a hired :rambo and got hired by :senior who needed senor :cool assassinated. Mr. 8) agreed with the terms and conditions and went out to do his work. He got on to the :pcgeek and went to :google: to look up senor :cool. Apparantly he was the :king of the drug trade and was heavily protected. So Mr. 8) gave some :twocents: to a 👧 to find out all the info and 👧 did and Mr. 8) was impressed with the results. He needed to find a way into the fortress so Mr 8) had to do some :robin action. He broke through the glass and there was senor :cool . Mr. 8) and senor :cool got into a :guns but both ran out of ammo. On the wall were some lightsabers and :starwars: . Mr. 8) got his hand chopped off and senor :cool said…Mr. 8) …I am your father…
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### Author:  [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2005, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/17 "2005-04-25T19:07:57Z")
HA HA HA HA! LMAO!
No way can I do better than that as tired as I am. Bravo! 😃
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### Author:  [@Impact\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Impact_Blue)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2005, 7:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/18 "2005-04-25T19:53:57Z")
of course PyreXXX is always there to try to beat my boredness
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### Author:  [@Nis240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nis240)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/19 "2005-04-25T19:55:43Z")
> [@Impact\_Blue](#):
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> of course PyreXXX is always there to try to beat my boredness
Hes probably working on it right now, making rough drafts, getting people to proof read and grammar checking. :lol:
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### Author:  [@PyreXXX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PyreXXX)
#### Post date: [April 25, 2005, 7:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fun-with-smilies/138883/20 "2005-04-25T19:55:44Z")
Believe me, I would be if I wasn’t practically falling asleep at the keys. My first day back at real work in 6 months and it’s 12 hours. Ugh.