# FUNNIEST BJ STORY??? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 24, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004 "2009-06-24T22:49:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Nitrojunkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@Nitrojunkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nitrojunkie)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 10:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/1 "2009-06-24T22:49:56Z")
![http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff257/blackfreight03/Motivational%20Posters/McBlowjob.jpg](http://i243.photobucket.com/albums/ff257/blackfreight03/Motivational%20Posters/McBlowjob.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 10:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/2 "2009-06-24T22:54:43Z")
:facepalm lock 1 ---
**Author:** ![Nitrojunkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@Nitrojunkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nitrojunkie)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/3 "2009-06-24T22:56:21Z")
> [@On another topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/19845/4): > > :facepalm > > lock 1 Man its off beat ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/4 "2009-06-24T22:57:13Z")
lock 1 ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 10:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/5 "2009-06-24T22:57:26Z")
lock 2 😃 :lol ---
**Author:** ![TurboTravis](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbotravis/32/6406_2.png) [@TurboTravis](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TurboTravis)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/6 "2009-06-24T23:03:13Z")
Fuck this, BAN 1. ---
**Author:** ![Nitrojunkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@Nitrojunkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nitrojunkie)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/7 "2009-06-24T23:04:58Z")
> [@Children of Bodom & Amon Amarth in buffalo!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/children-of-bodom-amon-amarth-in-buffalo/19864/2): > > Fuck this, > > BAN 1. Come on its a joke for christ sakes!!! its 2 am im bored ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/8 "2009-06-24T23:05:10Z")
> [@Children of Bodom & Amon Amarth in buffalo!!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/children-of-bodom-amon-amarth-in-buffalo/19864/2): > > Fuck this, > > BAN 1. ASSHOLE. all you had to do was say lock 3 :facepalm :facepalm :Idiots ---
**Author:** ![Nitrojunkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@Nitrojunkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nitrojunkie)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/9 "2009-06-24T23:06:48Z")
Lock 3 ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/10 "2009-06-24T23:06:50Z")
Where is the story? LOCK 4 ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/11 "2009-06-24T23:07:32Z")
BAN 2 ---
**Author:** ![Nitrojunkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@Nitrojunkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nitrojunkie)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/12 "2009-06-24T23:08:25Z")
> [@WTF is a b0 error?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-is-a-b0-error/19869/2): > > Where is the story? > > LOCK 4 You guys are supposed to fill this thread up with funny bj stories,pics or jokes. You know like things people say to each other to laugh. . ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/13 "2009-06-24T23:08:57Z")
lock 6 ban 5 ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/14 "2009-06-24T23:09:20Z")
Ban 7! ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/15 "2009-06-24T23:12:05Z")
> [@WTF is a b0 error?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-is-a-b0-error/19869/3): > > lock 6 > > ban 5 > [@CATURDAY](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/caturday/17848/67): > > Ban 7! your and IDIOT :retardclap:retardclap:retardclap :facepalm :facepalm :Idiots ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/16 "2009-06-24T23:12:52Z")
BAN 10 ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/17 "2009-06-24T23:14:38Z")
> [@The Ritz](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/the-ritz/19831/59): > > BAN 10 ![http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/26/128747960430433343.jpg](http://images.icanhascheezburger.com/completestore/2008/12/26/128747960430433343.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/18 "2009-06-24T23:15:59Z")
> [@WTF is a b0 error?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-is-a-b0-error/19869/2): > > Where is the story? > > LOCK 4 > [@Why I need to find a way to get Japanese TV](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/why-i-need-to-find-a-way-to-get-japanese-tv/19859/7): > > BAN 2 > [@WTF is a b0 error?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtf-is-a-b0-error/19869/3): > > lock 6 > > ban 5 Um no YOUR AN IDIOT! Plus 7 is the best # anyways!!! (didnt want to make it TOO BIG, MK4000 might shitz) ---
**Author:** ![Nitrojunkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@Nitrojunkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nitrojunkie)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/19 "2009-06-24T23:29:16Z")
:lol ![http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/roshad/thAvatar-FatChickJiggling.gif](http://i50.photobucket.com/albums/f325/roshad/thAvatar-FatChickJiggling.gif) ---
**Author:** ![Nitrojunkie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/58f4c7/32.png) [@Nitrojunkie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Nitrojunkie)\ **Post date:** [June 24, 2009, 11:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-bj-story/245004/20 "2009-06-24T23:38:40Z")
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