# Funniest sex story? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 6, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883 "2009-02-06T03:32:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 4:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/41 "2009-02-07T16:46:51Z")
well after reading that… boner achieved ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [February 7, 2009, 5:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/42 "2009-02-07T17:57:52Z")
Man Plattsburgh educates some true whores. Seriously you want a slut find a girl who goes to The Burgh ---
**Author:** ![Code\_Blue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/7ea924/32.png) [@Code\_Blue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Code_Blue)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 12:58pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/43 "2009-02-23T12:58:37Z")
where the fuck is jammer’s story. cmon fucker ---
**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 1:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/44 "2009-02-23T13:05:17Z")
> [@Code Blue"](#): > > where the fuck is jammer’s story. > > cmon fucker Yeah where is he :ohnoes ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [February 23, 2009, 1:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/45 "2009-02-23T13:25:14Z")
> [@Code Blue"](#): > > where the fuck is jammer’s story. > > cmon fucker jammer doesnt get any…just ask him:lol ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [March 2, 2009, 2:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/46 "2009-03-02T02:57:03Z")
jammer, we’re still waiting. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 11:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/47 "2009-11-17T11:38:18Z")
bump for great justice ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 12:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/48 "2009-11-17T12:07:15Z")
You need some some poon! You need genital to genital connections! ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 12:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/49 "2009-11-17T12:15:07Z")
:lol Ron has an adorable girlfriend, he gets action. This is just Ron. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 12:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/50 "2009-11-17T12:28:27Z")
I had gential to genital connection last night. check my GFs blog for details ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 12:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/51 "2009-11-17T12:30:31Z")
PM said blog adress please, also, does it contain fotos? 😃 ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 12:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/52 "2009-11-17T12:31:17Z")
:facepalm ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 12:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/53 "2009-11-17T12:34:48Z")
lol no photos see Mrs. SRS BZNS on the Oddysey of a SRS badass blog ---
**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/54 "2009-11-17T12:35:32Z")
> [@WTB: Rims](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-rims/25950/4): > > You need some some poon! You need genital to genital connections! It was a joke… 40 year old virgin quote. :ahh ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 12:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/55 "2009-11-17T12:37:45Z")
> [@TW:93 del sol Si](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/tw-93-del-sol-si/25309/29): > > It was a joke… 40 year old virgin quote. > > :ahh aww I havent seen that movie in so long. some stole that DVD along with step brothers and Kung fu hustle:Idiots ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 12:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/56 "2009-11-17T12:53:07Z")
Another good one that comes to mind for me. A very rare occurrence which is why I am posting this. I was in Walmart, this was like 6 years ago, getting shit I needed for the trip down to a car show in Carlise, Pa. I was with two of my good buddies gettin snacks and shit when this girl walks over to me. She hands me a piece of paper with her # and name and came up with some lame excuse why she was giving me the number, something along the lines of making a bet with her friend or something. Anyway, I wait the normal two days before I decide to call her. She invites me over to hang out at her house to watch a movie. So I get there and she sneaks me upstairs to her room, (she still lived with mommy and daddy). Now let me set the scene a little better for you guys: This is one of THE hottest girls I ever fucked. About 5’5, blonde hair, absolutely gorgeous face, nice tits, perfect ass. Anyway, she is wearing one of those fleece like pj outfits. All I could think about was how soft and innocent she looked. All I wanted to do was tear her up. Bad. So we lay on her bed to watch the movie and not 5 minutes later I have her shirt and pants off. She was not wearing any underwear or bra, so it was VERY easy access. She slurped on my cock for a little bit, then we proceeded to go at it like fucking rabbits for what was pretty close to the rest of the night. By the morning I seriously felt like I had been kicked in the balls by a mule from blowing so many loads in her. It felt exactly like being kicked in the nuts. So we do this for the next few weeks and the best part was. She told ME she didn’t want anything more than sex. Come to find out, she had a b/f in PA. But she didn’t give a fuck. It was the perfect situation. Later, I fucked her best friend who was also pretty good looking. Anway, she moved out of the state about a year later and I haven’t seen her since. But I felt this was a good one because I don’t think I will ever have a girl hit on ME, in a non-bar/club situation, that leads to crazy nights of no strings-attached sex. good times. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 1:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/57 "2009-11-17T13:02:41Z")
I have had that kicked in the balls feeling after nutting 2 or 3 times in a 3 or 4 hour period. Its funny its the only time my dick has actually ever hurt in my life ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/58 "2009-11-17T13:07:02Z")
> [@used cars dealers are idiots](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/used-cars-dealers-are-idiots/25937/12): > > I have had that kicked in the balls feeling after nutting 2 or 3 times in a 3 or 4 hour period. Its funny its the only time my dick has actually ever hurt in my life never forgot ur cup playing hockey? i played ONE game without a cup… never again. evAr.:eek2 ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 1:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/59 "2009-11-17T13:07:50Z")
I’m a goalie. Way to fucking scary to skate without a cup ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 1:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/60 "2009-11-17T13:22:44Z")
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