# Funniest sex story? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 6, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883 "2009-02-06T03:32:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/61 "2009-11-17T13:24:17Z")
i fucked this girl once, didnt last long ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 1:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/62 "2009-11-17T13:24:33Z")
> [@Opie and Anthony](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/opie-and-anthony/25815/75): > > i fucked this girl once, didnt last long thanks pjb ---
**Author:** ![exCALIBERsrt4](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ea666f/32.png) [@exCALIBERsrt4](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/exCALIBERsrt4)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 2:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/63 "2009-11-17T14:37:30Z")
> [@What Does 1000 lb ft Look Like?.....](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/what-does-1000-lb-ft-look-like/25958/19): > > I’ve never gotten laid before and thus have no stories to tell. Who is Ilya, Alex. I’ll take, “Harder Questions,” for $1000! ---
**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\ **Post date:** [November 17, 2009, 2:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/64 "2009-11-17T14:45:18Z")
You can start by removing the HP/TQ ratings from your signature ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 3:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/65 "2009-11-18T15:02:23Z")
Ok off topic question, but serious. How many of you guys have nutted in a chick with no protection/birth control and gotten away with it (no prego)? ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/66 "2009-11-18T15:08:07Z")
> [@Which Head Unit Brand Do You Prefer?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-head-unit-brand-do-you-prefer/24058/49): > > Ok off topic question, but serious. > > How many of you guys have nutted in a chick with no protection/birth control and gotten away with it (no prego)? Me ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 3:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/67 "2009-11-18T15:13:12Z")
> [@FS: Forza bucket seat (with bracket & slider)](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-forza-bucket-seat-with-bracket-slider/26003/5): > > Me I don’t think I have the guts to do it. ☹ ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/68 "2009-11-18T15:15:40Z")
> [@Which Head Unit Brand Do You Prefer?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-head-unit-brand-do-you-prefer/24058/49): > > Ok off topic question, but serious. > > How many of you guys have nutted in a chick with no protection/birth control and gotten away with it (no prego)? me also ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 3:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/69 "2009-11-18T15:22:12Z")
> [@F1: Melbourne!!!! Round 1](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/f1-melbourne-round-1/26000/4): > > I don’t think I have the guts to do it. ☹ I wouldn’t normally do it. However, I was incapacitated to say the least. Hard to judge when to pull out when you can’t even think straight. Anywho, I guess I got lucky. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 4:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/70 "2009-11-18T16:16:05Z")
> [@Which Head Unit Brand Do You Prefer?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-head-unit-brand-do-you-prefer/24058/49): > > Ok off topic question, but serious. > > How many of you guys have nutted in a chick with no protection/birth control and gotten away with it (no prego)? Me for 3 years(ex) and with 2 other single nighters. ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 4:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/71 "2009-11-18T16:49:09Z")
^ damn lucky guy, maybe I’ll start :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 4:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/72 "2009-11-18T16:50:45Z")
it’s really not worth the risk. i would much rather pull, thats why she has a cute face / tits. ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 4:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/73 "2009-11-18T16:52:13Z")
> [@NEW PIX my truck was broken into...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-pix-my-truck-was-broken-into/26038/3): > > Me for 3 years(ex) and with 2 other single nighters. > [@Truck is lifted, and looks badass.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/truck-is-lifted-and-looks-badass/26039/8): > > ^ damn lucky guy, maybe I’ll start :rofl dont listen to adam, this is becuase men cant get pregnant ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/74 "2009-11-18T16:53:08Z")
> [@Truck is lifted, and looks badass.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/truck-is-lifted-and-looks-badass/26039/8): > > ^ damn lucky guy, maybe I’ll start :rofl Yeah, she was on the shot, which she took like once a month or something. Its 99.95% effective, and we never had an issue. > [@WTB: Audi A4 96-99](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtb-audi-a4-96-99/26004/14): > > it’s really not worth the risk. i would much rather pull, thats why she has a cute face / tits. :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/75 "2009-11-18T16:53:09Z")
> [@FS: Supercharged 89 Taurus SHO... 400+hp!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-supercharged-89-taurus-sho-400-hp/25243/46): > > dont listen to adam, this is becuase men cant get pregnant ahahhahahaahaha +rep!!! ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 4:53pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/76 "2009-11-18T16:53:27Z")
> [@FS: Supercharged 89 Taurus SHO... 400+hp!](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-supercharged-89-taurus-sho-400-hp/25243/46): > > dont listen to adam, this is becuase men cant get pregnant They cant?? ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/77 "2009-11-18T17:02:16Z")
> [@Police find $206 million drug cash in Mexican house](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/police-find-206-million-drug-cash-in-mexican-house/26025/20): > > Yeah, she was on the shot, which she took like once a month or something. Its 99.95% effective, and we never had an issue. > > :rofl Dude I was talking no birth control. I bust in them when they are on the pill ect. However a girl I know from work was on birth control and still got prego. So ever since then I mix it up, face, tits, ass crack, pussy, mouth, ya know. ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/78 "2009-11-18T17:04:48Z")
> [@internet connection problems](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/internet-connection-problems/26034/9): > > Dude I was talking no birth control. I bust in them when they are on the pill ect. However a girl I know from work was on birth control and still got prego. So ever since then I mix it up, face, tits, ass crack, pussy, mouth, ya know. Oh well then DONT take my advice :rofl ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/79 "2009-11-18T17:31:41Z")
birth control is only effective when not taken by MORONS who fucking forget. girls are dumb. ---
**Author:** ![GermanPSI](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/germanpsi/32/6353_2.png) [@GermanPSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GermanPSI)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/80 "2009-11-18T17:33:13Z")
> [@NEW PIX my truck was broken into...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-pix-my-truck-was-broken-into/26038/16): > > birth control is only effective when not taken by MORONS who fucking forget. girls are dumb. or the crazy ones that forget on purpose [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883.md?page=3) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883.md?page=5)