# Funniest sex story? **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [February 6, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883 "2009-02-06T03:32:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/81 "2009-11-18T17:34:51Z")
mines on the i.u.d or some shit like that .plugs the cervix hole so no swimmers can get in ---
**Author:** ![GTI\_Starr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gti_starr/32/6475_2.png) [@GTI\_Starr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GTI_Starr)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/82 "2009-11-18T17:41:26Z")
don’t worry guys… soon they are releasing a MALE birth control PILL… Then you will know how EASY it is to forget… or how it lessens the effectiveness CONSIDERABLY when taken with antibiotics… Then you may complain. Until the day you take the responsibility of preventing pregnancy 100% or shall we say 99.99%, you can hold your tongue :tongue :hug ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/83 "2009-11-18T17:43:57Z")
shut up bitch .go take your pill and no more pics lololol ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/84 "2009-11-18T17:44:13Z")
i’d take a male pill. i also wouldn’t forget. ---
**Author:** ![Wayne64SS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/wayne64ss/32/6365_2.png) [@Wayne64SS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Wayne64SS)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/85 "2009-11-18T17:45:23Z")
also, tracey says she doesn’t forget either. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/86 "2009-11-18T17:49:18Z")
I have found that if you punch yourself square in the balls right before sex you can not get a girl pregnant. That or I am sterile ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/87 "2009-11-18T17:49:33Z")
![http://i27.tinypic.com/10p0tx0.jpg](http://i27.tinypic.com/10p0tx0.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/88 "2009-11-18T17:50:24Z")
spoken like tru pickle sniffer ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/89 "2009-11-18T17:52:00Z")
[![http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/image.php?u=89899&dateline=1248448335](http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/image.php?u=89899&dateline=1248448335)](http://www.svtperformance.com/forums/member.php?u=89899) ---
**Author:** ![votblindub](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/votblindub/32/6280_2.png) [@votblindub](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/votblindub)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 6:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/90 "2009-11-18T18:05:38Z")
> [@Which Head Unit Brand Do You Prefer?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-head-unit-brand-do-you-prefer/24058/49): > > Ok off topic question, but serious. > > How many of you guys have nutted in a chick with no protection/birth control and gotten away with it (no prego)? i wouldnt even DARE try that man. not with my luck ---
**Author:** ![88slowmarro](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/88slowmarro/32/6339_2.png) [@88slowmarro](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/88slowmarro)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 6:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/91 "2009-11-18T18:19:55Z")
vot ,i doubt ya even know what sex really is ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/92 "2009-11-18T18:26:14Z")
hey john… can i leave more stains on ur couch? ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/93 "2009-11-18T18:26:17Z")
> [@88slowmarro"](#): > > vot ,i doubt ya even know what sex really is Well he has/had a hot girlfriend. I saw her over the summer. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 6:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/94 "2009-11-18T18:27:11Z")
> [@NEW PIX my truck was broken into...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-pix-my-truck-was-broken-into/26038/23): > > Well he has/had a hot girlfriend. I saw her over the summer. did you say hi? ---
**Author:** ![PJB](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pjb/32/6389_2.png) [@PJB](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PJB)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 6:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/95 "2009-11-18T18:32:44Z")
> [@WTBarrow Caulking gun.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/wtbarrow-caulking-gun/26048/2): > > did you say hi? I think so. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast1/32/6546_2.png) [@Auto0utcast1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast1)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 6:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/96 "2009-11-18T18:34:19Z")
> [@Badge Removal How-To Vid.](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/badge-removal-how-to-vid/26044/6): > > I think so. cool story bro.:thumbup ---
**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 7:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/97 "2009-11-18T19:10:16Z")
> [@NEW PIX my truck was broken into...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-pix-my-truck-was-broken-into/26038/17): > > or the crazy ones that forget on purpose dont joke! :lol this one girl i had was nuts, she’d try to get me to nut in her when she wasnt on birth control, was some fucked up shit. I finally gave her the boot after she handcuffed both my hands to the bed and was riding me and wouldnt get off as i was about to nut, i almost punched her in the face. dumb cunt :Idiots ---
**Author:** ![Shady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Shady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shady)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 7:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/98 "2009-11-18T19:30:06Z")
> [@Which Head Unit Brand Do You Prefer?](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/which-head-unit-brand-do-you-prefer/24058/49): > > Ok off topic question, but serious. > > How many of you guys have nutted in a chick with no protection/birth control and gotten away with it (no prego)? Did it for about 5-6 months… wasnt really aware she wasnt on birth control… but yeah dident get preggers at all… then when she acctualy was on B/C she gets preggers… ---
**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\ **Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/99 "2009-11-18T19:45:20Z")
I’d take the male pill when they come out with it. ---
**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\ **Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 6:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/100 "2009-11-19T06:41:13Z")
> [@FS: 1991 CRX SI Rolling Shell \*\*\*RUST FREE\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-1991-crx-si-rolling-shell-rust-free/25929/30): > > Did it for about 5-6 months… wasnt really aware she wasnt on birth control… > > but yeah dident get preggers at all… > > then when she acctualy was on B/C she gets preggers… Oddly enough you had a child 3 months later [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883.md?page=4) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883.md?page=6)