# Funniest sex story?

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**Created:** [February 6, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883 "2009-02-06T03:32:48Z")\
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**Author:** ![sam2](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sam2/32/6360_2.png) [@sam2](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sam2)\
**Post date:** [November 19, 2009, 10:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/112 "2009-11-19T10:13:57Z")

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> [@NEW PIX my truck was broken into...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/new-pix-my-truck-was-broken-into/26038/27):
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> I have done and will continue to do everything in my power to not have babies, thank you. Unless the girl is a total nut job poking holes in condoms, (or it’s agreed upon between the two of you that you’re ready I guess…) she doesn’t want your babies any more than you do.

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