# Funniest sex story?

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**Created:** [February 6, 2009, 3:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883 "2009-02-06T03:32:48Z")\
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**Post date:** [November 18, 2009, 5:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-sex-story/241883/77 "2009-11-18T17:02:16Z")

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> [@Police find $206 million drug cash in Mexican house](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/police-find-206-million-drug-cash-in-mexican-house/26025/20):
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> Yeah, she was on the shot, which she took like once a month or something. Its 99.95% effective, and we never had an issue.
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> :rofl

Dude I was talking no birth control. I bust in them when they are on the pill ect. However a girl I know from work was on birth control and still got prego. So ever since then I mix it up, face, tits, ass crack, pussy, mouth, ya know.

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