# funniest shit ive ever heard **URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-shit-ive-ever-heard/133043 **Category:** Canada Nissan Automotive **Created:** [February 28, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-shit-ive-ever-heard/133043 "2007-02-28T20:07:03Z") **Posts on this page:** 9 **Page:** 1
### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system) #### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 8:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-shit-ive-ever-heard/133043/1 "2007-02-28T20:07:03Z")
[http://www.uselessjunk.com/article\_full.php?id=18418](http://www.uselessjunk.com/article_full.php?id=18418) you’ll pee in your pants. guaranteed. ---
### Author: ![Zredlady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/f19dbf/32.png) [@Zredlady](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zredlady) #### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 8:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-shit-ive-ever-heard/133043/2 "2007-02-28T20:13:34Z")
dammnn u and ur link that doesnt work for me…and ur msn ---
### Author: ![BMWWW](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e5b9ba/32.png) [@BMWWW](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BMWWW) #### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 8:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-shit-ive-ever-heard/133043/3 "2007-02-28T20:15:48Z")
:LOL **_NSFW_** ---
### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system) #### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 8:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-shit-ive-ever-heard/133043/4 "2007-02-28T20:18:55Z")
its funny how they bait her into saying those stuff. lol ---
### Author: ![RABBIT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/919ad9/32.png) [@RABBIT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/RABBIT) #### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-shit-ive-ever-heard/133043/5 "2007-02-28T20:30:59Z")
> [@7/29 NYI](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/7-29-nyi/538/15): > > dammnn u and ur link that doesnt work for me…and ur msn i blame the mac ---
### Author: ![imported\_refused](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/f14d63/32.png) [@imported\_refused](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_refused) #### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 8:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-shit-ive-ever-heard/133043/6 "2007-02-28T20:55:11Z")
> “how is this any funnier than, im taking this taco back” that’s what my gf says about it. and after i wrote that ^ she got mad at me cus i quoted her. but that is some funny siht, cant believe she kept saying “ClOCK” ---
### Author: ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system) #### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 9:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-shit-ive-ever-heard/133043/7 "2007-02-28T21:11:19Z")
i want to find out the phone number for that “ClOCK” repair shop. lol ---
### Author: ![Luis240sx](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/luis240sx/32/5530_2.png) [@Luis240sx](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Luis240sx) #### Post date: [February 28, 2007, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-shit-ive-ever-heard/133043/8 "2007-02-28T23:13:27Z")
lol…she wants to see buddys small cock lmao!!! this is gangster ---
### Author: ![klutch](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/klutch/32/3277_2.png) [@klutch](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/klutch) #### Post date: [March 5, 2007, 1:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-shit-ive-ever-heard/133043/9 "2007-03-05T13:41:37Z")
hahaha and at the end he is like… i should bring in my 10 inch black ClOCK and u will fix it with ur hands lol