# funniest story ever! **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [March 30, 2004, 4:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288 "2004-03-30T04:34:11Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![TwoForty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f9b8f/32.png) [@TwoForty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/TwoForty)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/1 "2004-03-30T04:34:11Z")
from [bodybuilding.com](http://bodybuilding.com) Well, I debated all day whether I should share with all of you what happened to me last night, so since I can’t tell my family i’ll tell my fellow juicing family my story. Ok so yesterday was my cheat day. Probably put away about 8k cals including a lot of alcohol last night. Im at the usual weekend frat parties and i’ve been talking to this girl for the majority of the night. She’s 19, so still a little on the immature side, but im only 21 so its all good. Anyway i’ve talked to this girl a few times before, and to make a long story short I ended up going back with her to her dorm. About another 8shots later, we end up fooling around on her bed, didnt bang her, but did pretty much everything else. So about 10min’s into her giving me head, I had to drop the fattest shit in my life. All my meals were followed by 3tsp of metamucil so I could get lots of fiber in me to combat the carbs a litte. Anyway im holdin my #2 in and finally it goes away. We both end up passing out on her bed, she’s butt naked and im in my boxers. I must have passed out about 10min after she did around 3am. I wake up at about 8am to piss and I find myself covered in shit. Im thinking WTF, and what happened was I shit myself when I was sleeping. It was all over the bed, sheets,etc… Im freakin out so I did the most horrible thing in the world. She’s sleeping with her back towards me, so I take my boxers off, scoop up some shit and gently smear it on the inside of her butt, her lower back, and a little on the back of ther hammies. I get dressed and leave LOL This poor girl is gonna think she did it. I didnt know what else to do though. Anyway, im really gonna have to avoid her and I have no clue what im gonna do when I end up running into her. * * * > **[Bodybuilding.com Forums](http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=247902&perpage=30&pagenumber=1)** > > The most popular bodybuilding message boards! ---
**Author:** ![blackfive-o](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/3e96dc/32.png) [@blackfive-o](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blackfive-o)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 4:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/2 "2004-03-30T04:40:38Z")
hahahahahahahah! ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:41am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/3 "2004-03-30T05:41:51Z")
OMFG 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/4 "2004-03-30T05:48:07Z")
> _Originally posted by HaNnIBaL64_ > **OMFG 🤣** > but it really was u !!!😃 ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/5 "2004-03-30T05:48:39Z")
That is disgusting… ---
**Author:** ![P8NT-BALLAH](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/58f4c7/32.png) [@P8NT-BALLAH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/P8NT-BALLAH)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/6 "2004-03-30T05:48:51Z")
holy shit batman!!! ---
**Author:** ![imported\_showtime](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/51bf81/32.png) [@imported\_showtime](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/imported_showtime)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/7 "2004-03-30T05:50:58Z")
thats a shame…:ugh2: ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/8 "2004-03-30T05:58:31Z")
Heh… This story made me have to go shit… I had a half-gallon of orange juice before bed, so it smelled like burning orange groves… :eek3: ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/9 "2004-03-30T05:59:01Z")
> _Originally posted by ShalerPunk_ > **Heh… This story made me have to go shit… I had a half-gallon of orange juice before bed, so it smelled like burning orange groves… :eek3:** thanks for sharing… 🤮 ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 5:59am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/10 "2004-03-30T05:59:58Z")
> _Originally posted by huskysgrl_ > **thanks for sharing… 🤮** you’re welcome…😃 ---
**Author:** ![HaNnIBaL64](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/hannibal64/32/5954_2.png) [@HaNnIBaL64](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HaNnIBaL64)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/11 "2004-03-30T06:02:10Z")
> _Originally posted by Pewterss_ > **but it really was u !!!😃** shhhhhhhh im still trying to get with the chick ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 7:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/12 "2004-03-30T07:19:26Z")
as sick as that is that was some really quick thinking ---
**Author:** ![ragtop86](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/a698b9/32.png) [@ragtop86](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ragtop86)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 8:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/13 "2004-03-30T08:15:56Z")
hahahahahahaha:rofl: 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 8:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/14 "2004-03-30T08:42:39Z")
> _Originally posted by ragtop86_ > **hahahahahahaha:rofl: 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣** ---
**Author:** ![lt1power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea666f/32.png) [@lt1power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lt1power)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 9:30am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/15 "2004-03-30T09:30:10Z")
thats the sickest/funniest thing i’ve heard in my life 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 ---
**Author:** ![dgramc](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dgramc/32/5934_2.png) [@dgramc](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dgramc)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 9:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/16 "2004-03-30T09:36:17Z")
haha, it wouldve been even funnier if he were to get all cleaned up and flip out at her when she woke up, haha ---
**Author:** ![delsloow](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/47e85d/32.png) [@delsloow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/delsloow)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/17 "2004-03-30T09:37:26Z")
[troll]Why would you be taking steroids and drinking massive amounts of alcohol? First off it would be counter productive since alcohol lowers your test levels and plus you’re already stressing your pliver enough, no need for more[/troll] ---
**Author:** ![T70\_Tsi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/898d66/32.png) [@T70\_Tsi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/T70_Tsi)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/18 "2004-03-30T09:43:05Z")
man news travels fast on the net ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [March 30, 2004, 9:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-story-ever/165288/19 "2004-03-30T09:44:30Z")
> _Originally posted by delsloow_ > **[troll]Why would you be taking steroids and drinking massive amounts of alcohol? First off it would be counter productive since alcohol lowers your test levels and plus you’re already stressing your pliver enough, no need for more[/troll]** People on steroids aren’t exactly MENSA material…