# Funniest thing you have done at a party.... **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [October 4, 2005, 9:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-thing-you-have-done-at-a-party/3047 "2005-10-04T21:26:30Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 1\ **Showing post:** 27
**Author:** ![Carbonfiberhooded](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carbonfiberhooded/32/7608_2.png) [@Carbonfiberhooded](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carbonfiberhooded)\ **Post date:** [October 5, 2005, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-thing-you-have-done-at-a-party/3047/27 "2005-10-05T14:01:20Z")
> [@Xander](#): > > It’s kinda sad when half the stories involve helpless passed out victims. Pick on someone that’s awake. > > I allways wind up doing stupid shit to myself on Accident. A few months back my friends were driving me home, and as they crossed the Rail Road Crossing I decided to pick my nose really quick. Next thing you know I am touching my brain, and there is blood everywhere, that’s the kind of shit that happens to me. Later on that night I fell down the stairs too, and the next moring fell into a cooler at Wilson farms reaching for some Re-hydrating Gatoraid. :banghead: > > X… Ok. I’m good at hurting myself when drunk too. I was at the DSM Shootout in Norwalk this past August. (You might remember Skrapper’s slip and slide sig that he had.) So we are all stupid drunk. We go swimming. I decide to do a summersault under the water. Pools four feet deep. I’m drunk so make it three. I smash my head on the bottom and misplace a chunk of scalp. I didn’t even remember doing it or realized I did do it until my GF is like “What the Hell did you do to your head?!?!” I have also tipped over backwards on a plastic chair into a ditch that we pissed in during the whole week while camping. I learned not to rock on plastic chairs while drunk that night!! --- _[View the full topic](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funniest-thing-you-have-done-at-a-party/3047)._