# Funny Car Acronyms **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [August 30, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667 "2005-08-30T16:51:36Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 15\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![6-b-kwik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/6/9fc348/32.png) [@6-b-kwik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/6-b-kwik)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 4:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/1 "2005-08-30T16:51:36Z")
ACURA Another Crummy, Useless, Rotten Automobile Asia’s Curse Upon Rural America AMC All Makes Combined A Major Cost A Mutated Car A Morons Car Another Major Catastrophe AUDI Awfully Unsafe Designs Implemented Accelerates Under Demonic Influence Automobile Under Demonic Influence Another Ugly Deutsche Invention Always Undermining Deutsche Intelligence Automobile Unsafe Designs, Inc. BMW Big Money Works Bought My Wife Brutal Money Waster Break My Window Break My Windshield Babbling Mechanical Wench Beastly Monstrous Wonder Beautiful Masterpieces on Wheels Beautiful Mechanical Wonder Barely Moving Wreck Big Money Waste Big Money. Why? Big Money Works Born Moderately Wealthy Breaks Most Wrenches Bring More Wrenches Brings Me Women Brings More Women Broken Money Waster Broke My Wallet Broken Monstrous Wonder Bumbling Mechanical Wretch Blasphemous Motorized Wreck BUICK Big Ugly Indestructible Car Killer Big Ugly Imitation Chrome King CHEVROLET Can Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time Cracked Heads, Every Valve Rattles, Oil Leaks Every Time Constantly Having Every Vehicle Recalled Over Lousy Engineering Techniques DODGE Drips Oil & Drops Grease Everywhere Damn Old Dirty Gas Eater Dead Old Dog Going East Dead On Day Guarantee Expires Dead On Delivery, Go Easy Dead On Delivery, Guarantee Expired Dead Or Dying Garbage Emitter Dear Old Dads Garage Experiment Daily Overhauls Do Get Expensive EDSEL Every Day Something Else Leaks FIAT Failed Italian Automotive Technology Fix It Again, Tony! Feeble Italian Attempt at Transportation FORD Frigin’ Old Rebuilt Dodge Fix Or Repair Daily Found On Road Dead Fast Only Rolling Downhill First On Race Day First On Recall Day Fabricated Of Refried Dung Fails On Rainy Days Fantastically Orgasmic Realistic Dream Fatally Obese Redneck Driver Fault Of R&D Finally Obsolete Racing Device Fireball On Rear Denting First On Road to Dump First On Rust and Deterioration Fix Or Recycle Dilemma Flipping Over Results in Death Flipped Over Roadside Disaster Follow Our Rusty Dogsled Foot On Road Decelerates Forced On Reluctant Drivers Formed Of Rejected DNA Forwarded Once; Return Denied Forward Only; Reverse Defective Forlorn, Old, Ratridden Dustbin Fork Over Repair Dough Fouled Out Re-done Dodge Frequent Overhaul, Rapid Deterioration Free Or Reduced Drastically Frequent Opinion Really Disappointed Fumes and Odors Readily Detectable Funny Old Rattling Dump (backwards) Driver Returns On Foot GEO Good Engineering Overlooked GM General Maintenance Great Mistake Garbage Motors Generally Miserable Grossly Misconceived Gluteus Maximus GMC Garage Man’s Companion Gotta Mechanic Coming? Generally Mediocre Cars Get More Chicks Gets Mechanics Crazy Gods Mechanical Curse Got More Crap Great Mountain Climber Great Motor Car GTO Gas, Tires, Oil HONDA Had One Never Did Again Hang On, Not Done Accelerating Hallmark Of Non-Descript Automobiles Hallmark Of Non-Destructable Automobiles HYUNDAI Hope You Understand Nothing’s Driveable And Inexpensive… JEEP Just Eats Every Part Junk Engineering Executed Poorly Just Empty Every Pocket MAZDA Most Always Zipping Dangerously Along MG Money Guzzler MGB Might Go Backwards MGF Might Go Forward MIATA My Intention Always To Accelerate MOPAR Many Odd Parts Arranged Randomly Miscellaneous Oddball Parts Assembled Ridiculously Most Often Passed At Races Mostly Old Parts And Rust Move Over People Are Racing Move Over Plymouth Approaching Rapidly My Old Pig Ain’t Running My Only Problems Are Repairs MUSTANG Motor Under Strain, Transmission Almost No Good OLDSMOBILE Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick’s Irregular Leftover Equipment old ladies driving slowly making other behind insanely late everyday PINTO Put In Nickel To Operate Paid Inspector Nicely To Overlook PLYMOUTH Please Leave Your Money Out Under The Hood PORSCHE Proof Of Rich Spoiled Children Having Everything SAAB Send Another Automobile Back Swedish Automobiles Always Breakdown Sad Attempt At Beauty Sorry Auto, Always Broken Shape Appears Ass-Backwards SUBARU Screwed Up Beyond All Repair Usually TOYOTA Too Often Yankees Overprice This Auto Torturous On Your Old Tired Ass The One You Ought To Avoid TRIUMPH This Really Is Unreliable Man, Please Help! Tried Repairing It Until My Parts Hurt! VOLVO Very Odd Looking Vehicular Object VW Virtually Worthless ---
**Author:** ![bobby311](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bobby311/32/5971_2.png) [@bobby311](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bobby311)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 5:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/2 "2005-08-30T17:11:10Z")
PONTIAC poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac /thread i win ---
**Author:** ![The1SloR\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/the1slor_t/32/5984_2.png) [@The1SloR\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The1SloR_T)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/3 "2005-08-30T18:00:54Z")
> [@bobby311](#): > > PONTIAC > > poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac > > /thread > i win IByougetshot ---
**Author:** ![traydogg6969](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/traydogg6969/32/5999_2.png) [@traydogg6969](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/traydogg6969)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 6:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/4 "2005-08-30T18:33:36Z")
nothing for nissan cause they rock ---
**Author:** ![ninjenn](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c67d28/32.png) [@ninjenn](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninjenn)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 6:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/5 "2005-08-30T18:37:15Z")
> [@bobby311](#): > > PONTIAC > > poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac > > /thread > i win OMG… racism. :eek4: ---
**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 6:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/6 "2005-08-30T18:38:26Z")
NISSAN Nothing I Say Slows Any Nissan :dunno: ---
**Author:** ![Cam99](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cam99/32/6012_2.png) [@Cam99](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cam99)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/7 "2005-08-30T19:31:30Z")
Nearly Impossible (to) Start Stop And Navigate ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [August 30, 2005, 8:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/8 "2005-08-30T20:06:28Z")
FORD First On Rolls Downshifting :boink ---
**Author:** ![Pewter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pewter/32/5936_2.png) [@Pewter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Pewter)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 4:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/9 "2005-08-31T04:47:04Z")
> [@Rustang JIM](#): > > FORD > > First On Rolls Downshifting :boink :bowrofl: :bowrofl: ---
**Author:** ![onyx\_rock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e8c25b/32.png) [@onyx\_rock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/onyx_rock)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 4:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/10 "2005-08-31T04:57:13Z")
> [@Rustang JIM](#): > > FORD > > First On Rolls Downshifting :boink hah, but I thought FORD = Found On Road Dead ---
**Author:** ![onyx\_rock](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e8c25b/32.png) [@onyx\_rock](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/onyx_rock)\ **Post date:** [August 31, 2005, 4:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/11 "2005-08-31T04:58:21Z")
> [@bobby311](#): > > PONTIAC > > poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac > > /thread > i win That is what I was always told as a youngster when my dad owned GTO’s. ---
**Author:** ![Ash](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@Ash](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Ash)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 9:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/12 "2005-09-01T09:13:01Z")
ford = fucked-over rebuilt dodge ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/13 "2005-09-01T17:52:55Z")
Mustang Must Understand, Speeding Throughout America Not Givingadamn ---
**Author:** ![sti\_rosewoodT](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/f14d63/32.png) [@sti\_rosewoodT](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/sti_rosewoodT)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 7:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/14 "2005-09-01T19:48:21Z")
> [@bobby311](#): > > PONTIAC > > poor old nigger thinks its a cadillac > > /thread > i win MINEZ IZ BETTA DEN LAK JEAAA ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [September 1, 2005, 7:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-car-acronyms/176667/15 "2005-09-01T19:52:18Z")
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