# "Funny Convo on AIM Thread" **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 11, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294 "2008-06-11T12:00:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/1 "2008-06-11T12:00:29Z")
Epic, i know. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/2 "2008-06-11T12:01:42Z")
I do have our conversation from when you confessed your undying love for me I could post in here… ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/3 "2008-06-11T12:01:55Z")
incase you were wondering. JustJaySwift (2:40:04 PM): omg i ate a tuna sub w/ sweet peppers JustJaySwift (2:40:08 PM): i think my ass is about to explode. SgtMike8 (2:40:25 PM): I think something is wrong with my ass JustJaySwift (2:40:32 PM): lmao SgtMike8 (2:40:33 PM): I haven’t had a normal non-exploding shit in like a month SgtMike8 (2:40:39 PM): I miss my normal shit JustJaySwift (2:40:46 PM): lmao SgtMike8 (2:40:47 PM): now I like dread going to take a shit JustJaySwift (2:40:50 PM): i hate to do this to ya JustJaySwift (2:40:51 PM): but i think JustJaySwift (2:40:54 PM): im gonna post that. SgtMike8 (2:41:01 PM): you can’t SgtMike8 (2:41:02 PM): lol JustJaySwift (2:41:07 PM): oh, i can JustJaySwift (2:41:07 PM): lmao SgtMike8 (2:41:41 PM): it wasn’t on the forum! JustJaySwift (2:41:54 PM): hold on, new topic incomming SgtMike8 (2:42:40 PM): gay. Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/4 "2008-06-11T12:02:07Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > I do have our conversation from when you confessed your undying love for me I could post in here… oh please do. ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/5 "2008-06-11T12:06:03Z")
UnderSteerN2Wall (10:55:04 AM): bring strippers to the meet. bennyrizz (10:55:09 AM): wtf UnderSteerN2Wall (10:55:15 AM): yes UnderSteerN2Wall (10:55:22 AM): i’ve delegated that responsibility to you. bennyrizz (10:56:06 AM): buhhhh bennyrizz (10:56:12 AM): i cannot bennyrizz (10:56:16 AM): i know literally zero strippes bennyrizz (10:56:17 AM): rs UnderSteerN2Wall (10:56:28 AM): call places up bennyrizz (11:10:06 AM): lol dude there is a larger possibilty of me getting a call from google to be a new ceo bennyrizz (11:10:21 AM): than there is of me bringing strippers to the shift518 bennyfizzle birthday chillngrill UnderSteerN2Wall (11:11:01 AM): benny, it’s really not that hard. Shit, pay someone enough and you can even get us a lesbo show stolen from cossey ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/6 "2008-06-11T12:12:20Z")
(2:43:44 PM) SgtMike8: if I was a mod I would probably go through and edit everyone’s posts for proper grammar/spelling (2:44:12 PM) JustJaySwift: lmfao (2:45:14 PM) SgtMike8: I just don’t understand it (2:45:30 PM) SgtMike8: I guess I consider myself lucky that it comes natural to me for the most part (2:46:09 PM) JustJaySwift: you just care more than other people (2:46:17 PM) JustJaySwift: i dont capitalize and shit cause it takes to long (2:46:21 PM) JustJaySwift: i just type to say stuff (2:46:27 PM) JustJaySwift: if i was trying to make it look official i would try harder (3:00:04 PM) SgtMike8: well (3:00:17 PM) SgtMike8: it’s the stupid stuff (3:00:20 PM) SgtMike8: that bugs me the most (3:00:35 PM) SgtMike8: It doesn’t bother me if someone doesn’t capitalize I (3:00:38 PM) SgtMike8: well…maybe a little (3:00:42 PM) SgtMike8: but not that bad (3:00:45 PM) SgtMike8: it’s the (3:00:58 PM) SgtMike8: there, their, they’re, your, you’re (3:06:15 PM) JustJaySwift: you really need to not worry about it that much (3:06:24 PM) JustJaySwift: why dont you go to school for english (3:06:36 PM) JustJaySwift: and teach little kids how to put sentences together properly (3:06:40 PM) SgtMike8: lol (3:06:50 PM) SgtMike8: I can’t help it (3:06:59 PM) SgtMike8: I get really pissed when I mess up (3:07:10 PM) SgtMike8: it’s just one of my OCD things (3:07:17 PM) SgtMike8: I wish I could be OCD about something else (3:07:32 PM) JustJaySwift: like asshair? (3:09:05 PM) SgtMike8: nah that is just gay (3:09:08 PM) SgtMike8: not OCD (3:09:09 PM) JustJaySwift: lmao ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/7 "2008-06-11T12:13:05Z")
Doh. whos idea was this? :nono ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/8 "2008-06-11T12:35:26Z")
Dizler628: u racing 2nite? SgtMike8: no SgtMike8: I got a misfire SgtMike8: idk wtf is going on Dizler628: your shit is wack thats whats up SgtMike8: lol SgtMike8: I guess SgtMike8: (2:36:04 PM) SgtMike8: what does VAG mean? vw audi g? Dizler628: wat SgtMike8: what does VAG mean Dizler628: umm Dizler628: Volkswagen Audi Group iirc SgtMike8: oh SgtMike8: gay Dizler628: i think ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/9 "2008-06-11T12:36:41Z")
> [@30r\_logik](#): > > Dizler628: u racing 2nite? > SgtMike8: no > SgtMike8: I got a misfire > SgtMike8: idk wtf is going on > Dizler628: your shit is wack thats whats up > SgtMike8: lol > SgtMike8: I guess > SgtMike8: (2:36:04 PM) SgtMike8: what does VAG mean? vw audi g? > Dizler628: wat > SgtMike8: what does VAG mean > Dizler628: umm > Dizler628: Volkswagen Audi Group iirc > SgtMike8: oh > SgtMike8: gay > Dizler628: i think Volkswagen Aktiengesellschaft ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/10 "2008-06-11T12:38:12Z")
:confused ---
**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 12:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/11 "2008-06-11T12:43:07Z")
:rofl Nice job Swift you found the sticky button! Why it’s stickied I have no idea :idiots :rofl :tong ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 11, 2008, 1:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/12 "2008-06-11T13:44:01Z")
its like quotes of honor, just less cool. still epic… plus i needed sticky practice. ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 8:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/13 "2008-06-12T20:45:35Z")
This one is still hard to beat: I am Italia9464. Italia9464: I think you still have a sore spot from losing to me at the track last summer after dumping thousands in your car only to lose to mine which happens to be stock hottstang2003: dude if that what you think… you had alot more exsperience then me hottstang2003: your a fucking joke Italia9464: well that says a lot for you then dosen’t it, you got beat by me, who happens to be a fuckin joke hottstang2003: whatever hottstang2003: i i went down there to see what my car had not to race you…but if that what you think… Italia9464: your lying to yourself if your saying you went to the track and wasn’t hoping to beat me hottstang2003: think what you want hottstang2003: that night i could have cared less hottstang2003: and by the way you KNOW my car will kill your on the street any day !!! Italia9464: how is the street diff from the track? hottstang2003: now i know you no that answer dume to ask Italia9464: no i don’t…if you know anything about racing you would know that at the track YOUR car gets better traction than on the streets, the track is set up for traction, and from a dig on the track i killed you, which means from a dig on the streets i would kill you, and if your talking about a highway run, yes you would win, but thats not racing, thats being stupid Italia9464: and if I put as much money into my car as you have, you would cry at how bad you would lose, highway or no highway hottstang2003: not with LOW pro tires Italia9464: so your going to drive around town with slicks? hottstang2003: there the wrong kind of traction, they cant grab. hottstang2003: i will spank you off the line not high way Italia9464: you siad the same thing when your car was stock, and then when you put your $ into it, you still didnt spank me off the line, how the fuck do you think your rear wheel drive dyno queen can take an AWD car off the line, you must be fuckin retarded hottstang2003: in the summer i think you need to put your money were your big mouth is… hottstang2003: !!! Italia9464: bro we already raced? and you lost by a fuckin lot hottstang2003: im not talking the track… hottstang2003: and im not your bro Italia9464: no shit, i still want to know how you think your going to get better traction on the street than at the track? hottstang2003: youll find out hottstang2003: see now the truth comes out you dont want to be firends with someone who BETTER then you!!! i got it Italia9464: how in the hell are you better than me dipfuck? you drive a POS mustang that was slow as hell, then you make it to fast and dont get any supporting mods, not to mention you can’t drive, and you have officially lost to me, what else is there? hottstang2003: see im right keep telling your self im better then you and youll be ok… hottstang2003: and i never raced you i raced the clock so get over i lost to you Italia9464: im laughing right now becuase your like a little highschool kid when it comes to the things you say, and its one in the same, you ran a 13.9 BEST, I ran a 13.6 which isn’t like a kill I would go bragging about which I haven’t, but what makes me happy is that my car was STOCK and you dumped a shitload into yours and then lost after bragging to me when it was stock that it was better and faster than mine, you just cant accept that I am always one step ahead of you hottstang2003: one step a head of me… hottstang2003: thats so funny hottstang2003: so if your so much better then me lets line them up, put your money were your mouth is… other wise shut up Italia9464: first off you started this whole thing, and secondly, we race at the track, where its official and I don’t have to worry about your dumbass going sideways and taking me out or getting a ticket just to race you, ill race you any day at the track but not on the streets, i don’t do that anymore and if you don;t want to beleive me you can ask anyone of my friends and they will tell you the same thing, oh, and if you throw a fit about not wanting to race at the track, its only becuase there will be witnesses to you losing and you won’t be able to come up with excuses hottstang2003: your such a pussy Italia9464: to tell you the truth I think the same thing about you bro…race at the track where the real cars race, not on the streets with all of the fuckin rice, but then again that makes sense becuase on the street you can feel like you have the fastest cars becuase all your racing is fuckin rice, but at the track you have to actually race real cars hottstang2003: dude… i have to say one thing… all onisty i could care less about you and your car… i only wanted to try to fuck our differences and be friends again… but you cant do that or what ever… dude ill tell you right to your face i dont put this much thought ever into you and your car i just dont give a fuck… so believe me when i say lets drop it because i just dont care… Italia9464: so all of that arguing you just did was becuase you dont care? hottstang2003: yup to piss you off, and see what you would say hottstang2003: but yupp dont care, i love pissing you off Italia9464: haha if you think that im pissed your the retard, more like wishful thinking, im just defending all the bullshit your mouth has been throwing around hottstang2003: dude your so funny hottstang2003: and if you call me a retard again, im going to slit your fucking tires’ Italia9464: well im glad I have that typed out and saved on my computer so even if my tires get slit and it wasn’t you, I can bring this to court Italia9464: and thats a man thing to do by the way Italia9464: ooo im going to slit your tires hottstang2003: ok take it to court call the cops now, whos 11 hottstang2003: dont call me a retard hottstang2003: you fag Italia9464: You bring on yourself ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2008, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/14 "2008-06-12T22:23:13Z")
:wow i hope thats fake, no one actually types that much on aim! ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/15 "2008-06-13T06:07:46Z")
No it is real. I hope the Darwin Theory seriously catches up with that kid quick. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 6:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/16 "2008-06-13T06:13:26Z")
He has terrible spelling. It made it almost painful to read. :idiots ---
**Author:** ![dc2nick](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/dc2nick/32/6289_2.png) [@dc2nick](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/dc2nick)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 6:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/17 "2008-06-13T06:40:33Z")
yea i stopped reading after about 8 secconds ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 7:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/18 "2008-06-13T07:07:38Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > He has terrible spelling. It made it almost painful to read. :idiots I cried…actually still am…makes me sad. Disgrace to the mustang world. ---
**Author:** ![GranMassaX](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/granmassax/32/6299_2.png) [@GranMassaX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GranMassaX)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/19 "2008-06-13T07:32:09Z")
you should have called him a retard again ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 7:32am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/20 "2008-06-13T07:32:48Z")
> [@GranMassaX](#): > > you should have called him a retard again :lmao [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294.md?page=2)