# "Funny Convo on AIM Thread"

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 11, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294 "2008-06-11T12:00:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 10

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/181 "2009-04-01T19:25:30Z")

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:rofl

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 7:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/182 "2009-04-01T19:25:59Z")

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:tongue

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 7:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/183 "2009-04-01T19:26:58Z")

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he’s pissed now :rofl :rofl

SgtMike8: (10:25:30 PM) hold on just a minute here  
SgtMike8: (10:25:42 PM) you’re getting an m3 and going to college  
SgtMike8: (10:25:44 PM) stfu  
SgtMike8: (10:25:44 PM) gtfo  
kramerbuccs24: (10:25:53 PM) k sry

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2009, 7:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/184 "2009-04-01T19:32:42Z")

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final update in the kramer & mike chronicles for tonight:

kramerbuccs24: (10:28:31 PM) cya tomorrow if you go out  
SgtMike8: (10:28:38 PM) yea bro  
SgtMike8: (10:28:40 PM) pnr  
kramerbuccs24: (10:28:51 PM) yezzir  
kramerbuccs24: (10:28:57 PM) where the hell is that place?  
kramerbuccs24: (10:28:59 PM) never been  
SgtMike8: (10:29:25 PM) take the northway  
SgtMike8: (10:29:26 PM) NORTH  
SgtMike8: (10:29:28 PM) then  
kramerbuccs24: (10:29:30 PM) ok  
SgtMike8: (10:29:31 PM) take exit 8  
SgtMike8: (10:29:33 PM) take a LEFT  
SgtMike8: (10:29:35 PM) then  
SgtMike8: (10:29:42 PM) go over the northway  
SgtMike8: (10:29:44 PM) then  
SgtMike8: (10:29:45 PM) take a LEFT  
SgtMike8: (10:29:53 PM) it’s this big PARKING LOT  
SgtMike8: (10:30:02 PM) where you don’t get a BIG DICK  
kramerbuccs24: (10:30:12 PM) hahaha  
kramerbuccs24: (10:30:29 PM) you know where this is going…  
SgtMike8: (10:30:53 PM) thanks for starring out my \*\*\*\*\*  
kramerbuccs24: (10:30:58 PM) wat  
SgtMike8: (10:30:59 PM) or…maybe the forum did it  
SgtMike8: (10:31:01 PM) but whatever  
kramerbuccs24: (10:31:07 PM) yeah the forum did  
kramerbuccs24: (10:31:09 PM) watch this  
kramerbuccs24: (10:31:14 PM) \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\* \*\*\*\*\*  
SgtMike8: (10:31:26 PM) and I bet you’re posting that  
kramerbuccs24: (10:31:34 PM) yeah i am, thats why i typed it

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**Author:** ![PhunkFX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/cab0a1/32.png) [@PhunkFX](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/PhunkFX)\
**Post date:** [April 17, 2009, 1:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/185 "2009-04-17T13:36:17Z")

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**phunkfx** : i can assume no S4 for me this weekend  
**mkvr6gti3** : idk man, all i know is he wasnt working on it last night, he said he had another car he had to get out  
**mkvr6gti3** : haha,. dude i just want recaros  
**phunkfx** : lol man i told you you’d be spending money on it already  
**mkvr6gti3** : so comfy  
**phunkfx** : lol i IMed greg “hows it going” and he put a away message up. FML  
**phunkfx** : figures.  
**phunkfx** : so apparently its real messed up… or a big deal… or low importance  
**mkvr6gti3** : right  
**mkvr6gti3** : well i keep pushing him for a price on some used turbos before i go and buy this car  
**mkvr6gti3** : and he wont give me an answer  
**mkvr6gti3** : he was very talkative yesterday  
**mkvr6gti3** : but never got back to me with a price  
**mkvr6gti3** : he has a phone now tho  
**mkvr6gti3** : so  
**phunkfx** : damnit  
**phunkfx** : well i do wanty car to be good, but i certainly do not want it sitting around in LI no offense  
**phunkfx** : i have other shit i have to do to it  
**phunkfx** : eh gad damn cars  
**phunkfx** : i’d rather the tune be really good than have the car back quickly  
**phunkfx** : I HAVE A HUGE PENIS  
**mkvr6gti3** : ur such a dick  
**mkvr6gti3** : lol everyone saw that

**phunkfx** : HAHAHA don’t leave aim open when you walk away douche.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [May 11, 2009, 11:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/186 "2009-05-11T23:32:49Z")

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the kramer & mike saga continues with this gem

SgtMike8: (2:26:04 AM) lol  
SgtMike8: (2:26:11 AM) I see you’re studying hard  
kramerbuccs24: (2:26:24 AM) FFFFFUUUUUUUUUU  
SgtMike8: (2:26:46 AM) what tests you got  
SgtMike8: (2:26:51 AM) ill go take them for you  
kramerbuccs24: (2:27:04 AM) forensics: DNA  
kramerbuccs24: (2:27:28 AM) college accounting: merchandising operations and internal control  
kramerbuccs24: (2:27:31 AM) good luck lol  
SgtMike8: (2:28:23 AM) passed those in my sleep  
kramerbuccs24: (2:29:05 AM) i call CSBS on that  
kramerbuccs24: (2:29:19 AM) tell me the difference between DNA ligase and DNA polymerase  
kramerbuccs24: (2:29:37 AM) then tell me if “freight in” is classified as an operating expense or not  
SgtMike8: (2:29:51 AM) im not sober  
SgtMike8: (2:30:02 AM) I said I could do it in my sleep  
SgtMike8: (2:30:04 AM) not while drunk  
kramerbuccs24: (2:30:18 AM) hahaha

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [May 12, 2009, 6:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/187 "2009-05-12T06:53:43Z")

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SgtMike8: (2:30:02 AM) I said I could do it in my sleep  
SgtMike8: (2:30:04 AM) not while drunk

:rofl

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [May 27, 2009, 5:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/188 "2009-05-27T17:43:35Z")

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> [@n!cole"](#):
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> SgtMike8: (2:30:02 AM) I said I could do it in my sleep  
> SgtMike8: (2:30:04 AM) not while drunk
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> :rofl

definitely the best part :lmao

another one from tonight

SgtMike8: (8:41:02 PM) lady gaga ftw  
kramerbuccs24: (8:41:20 PM) she has a penis  
SgtMike8: (8:41:39 PM) why else would lady gaga be ftw

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**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2009, 12:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/189 "2009-06-17T00:43:15Z")

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While discussing movies with Kramer

**LKSwhy** (3:38:44 AM): boondock saints?  
**kramerbuccs24** (3:38:54 AM): the taking of pelham 1 2 3, just saw that, was pretty good  
**kramerbuccs24** (3:38:57 AM): never heard of it  
**LKSwhy** (3:39:01 AM): NO  
**kramerbuccs24** (3:39:05 AM): ?  
**LKSwhy** (3:39:07 AM): YOU MUST BE JOKING  
**kramerbuccs24** (3:39:13 AM): wat?  
**kramerbuccs24** (3:39:20 AM): you havent seen it yet  
**LKSwhy** (3:39:24 AM): the boondock saints  
**LKSwhy** (3:39:29 AM): is what im talking about  
**kramerbuccs24** (3:39:35 AM): oh  
**kramerbuccs24** (3:39:37 AM): eyah  
**kramerbuccs24** (3:39:38 AM): yeah  
**kramerbuccs24** (3:39:44 AM): well it prolly sucks  
**LKSwhy** (3:39:47 AM): OH WOW  
**LKSwhy** (3:40:00 AM): i cant believe this right nwo

This is actually pretty serious and not funny. :facepalm

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2009, 12:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/190 "2009-06-17T00:44:52Z")

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i’ve been blackmailed

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**Author:** ![cazwrx187](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cazwrx187/32/6388_2.png) [@cazwrx187](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/cazwrx187)\
**Post date:** [June 17, 2009, 1:06am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/191 "2009-06-17T01:06:55Z")

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I put pennies over the eyes of everyone I kill after watching that movie.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [June 30, 2009, 9:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/192 "2009-06-30T21:14:00Z")

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CrAzYz250 (12:11:11 AM): lmfao  
CrAzYz250 (12:11:14 AM): listen to this joke  
CrAzYz250 (12:11:19 AM): its so bad but so funny  
CrAzYz250 (12:12:02 AM): they say celebrity deaths come in three rite? well billy mays decided to throw a 4th one in for free!  
CrAzYz250 (12:12:05 AM): and then  
WestCoastEnvyX (12:12:56 AM): heard it  
WestCoastEnvyX (12:12:59 AM): thats strike 1  
CrAzYz250 (12:13:14 AM): they are gona melt michael jackson down because hes all plastic and make him into legos so the kids can play with him for once  
WestCoastEnvyX (12:13:19 AM): strike 2  
CrAzYz250 (12:13:23 AM): FUCK YOU  
CrAzYz250 (12:13:26 AM): bullSHIT  
WestCoastEnvyX (12:13:26 AM): you don’t want to aim for strike 3  
CrAzYz250 (12:13:29 AM): SHIT!!!  
WestCoastEnvyX (12:13:32 AM): or else i am going to be very unhappy  
CrAzYz250 (12:14:12 AM): why did the rooster push the cat into the pool?  
WestCoastEnvyX (12:14:24 AM): because your prelude only makes 333whp  
CrAzYz250 (12:14:29 AM): lmao  
CrAzYz250 (12:14:36 AM): a wet pussy always makes a cock happy  
CrAzYz250 (12:14:38 AM): fucker

CrAzYz250 has been added to your block list (12:14:46AM)

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**Author:** ![bennyfizzle](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bennyfizzle/32/6291_2.png) [@bennyfizzle](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bennyfizzle)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 7:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/193 "2009-07-07T07:05:16Z")

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freudianslip: go with the flow it usually sorts out the bs for you  
bennyrizz: yeah  
bennyrizz: i mean  
freudianslip: deff go oriental if you havnt before  
bennyrizz: um  
bennyrizz: even if i had  
bennyrizz: i am  
freudianslip: i can live bicuriously  
bennyrizz: …  
freudianslip: LOL  
freudianslip: idk spelling  
bennyrizz: yeeaaahhhh  
bennyrizz: freudian slip  
bennyrizz: if i ever saw one  
freudianslip: nah  
freudianslip: i wouldnt type bi unless i knew what i was doin lol  
bennyrizz: vicarious is where you were going i think  
freudianslip: YEA  
freudianslip: LOL  
freudianslip: hahahaha  
bennyrizz: hahaha  
freudianslip: bi curiously  
freudianslip: hahahahahahahahahaha  
freudianslip: ouch  
bennyrizz: hahaha fail

:facepalm :rofl

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**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\
**Post date:** [July 7, 2009, 7:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/194 "2009-07-07T07:13:59Z")

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Oh, wow. :lol

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/195 "2009-08-23T20:59:33Z")

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**sSplaske** (11:51:13 PM): nicks gotta tell u the story

**WestCoastEnvyX** (11:51:16 PM): what story

**Splaske** (11:51:29 PM): go in his room and ask him abnout the 3 bikers

**WestCoastEnvyX** (11:51:36 PM): lol im too high to get up

**WestCoastEnvyX** (11:51:40 PM): what happened though

**Splaske** (11:52:08 PM): basicly we were fuckin with these kids on bikes

**Splaske** (11:52:10 PM): in my car

**WestCoastEnvyX** (11:52:14 PM): lolololol

**Splaske** (11:52:18 PM): like slamin on breaks and doing 180s in the cort at mohwak commons

**WestCoastEnvyX** (11:52:25 PM): lmao

**Splaske** (11:52:26 PM): then we went by the last time takin pics and they called us fags

**Splaske** (11:52:45 PM): so we took half a large pepsi from taco bell, put bandannas on and chucked it at him as we drove past

**WestCoastEnvyX** (11:52:53 PM): lmao

**WestCoastEnvyX** (11:52:55 PM): did it hit them

**Splaske** (11:53:00 PM): ph yeah

**Splaske** (11:53:01 PM): opend up mid air

**Splaske** (11:53:05 PM): nicks got good aim

**Splaske** (11:53:14 PM): garentee that kid is SOO wet

**WestCoastEnvyX** (11:53:20 PM): ahahahahaha

**Splaske** (11:53:25 PM): hahahah

**Splaske** (11:53:29 PM): i couldnt stop laughing

**Splaske** (11:53:31 PM): the whole way home

**Splaske** (11:53:38 PM): we tought that kid a moral lesson

**Splaske** (11:53:44 PM): dont fuck with kids in a car when ur on a bike

**WestCoastEnvyX** (11:54:11 PM): OMG THAT IS EPIC

:rofl

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [August 23, 2009, 10:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/196 "2009-08-23T22:25:44Z")

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yupppp thats pretty epic :lmao

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**Author:** ![big\_red](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/big_red/32/6328_2.png) [@big\_red](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/big_red)\
**Post date:** [August 24, 2009, 6:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/197 "2009-08-24T18:00:53Z")

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good one i got today

vwishndaetr (4:49 PM 8-24-2009): Hey whats up.

Just wanted to say nice mk2 you have there. Stance is killer and you have balls to back it up.

But i gotta ask you, what does the plate signify?

🙂 🙂

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 27, 2009, 7:57pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/198 "2009-08-27T19:57:47Z")

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**xace288** (10:56:40 PM): i stil rember whn u did the burn out with the firebird in front of cchs madd people stared at u haha

**WestCoastEnvyX** (10:56:57 PM): lmfao i forgot about that

hahahaha

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 9:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/199 "2009-08-28T21:20:37Z")

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**Yankee2441** (12:19:22 AM): you act like a hyena on ritalin when youre drunk

Fuckin’ people and their judgements.

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**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\
**Post date:** [August 28, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/200 "2009-08-28T22:51:39Z")

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SgtMike888888: (2:09:13 AM) no thx  
kramerbuccs24: (2:09:25 AM) wat  
SgtMike8888888: (2:09:30 AM) gpny  
kramerbuccs24: (2:09:34 AM) gay  
SgtMike888888: (2:10:17 AM) ya’  
SgtMike8888888: (2:10:36 AM) that is what you called it earlier  
kramerbuccs24: (2:10:56 AM) what, buttsex?  
SgtMike8888888: (2:11:13 AM) gpny  
kramerbuccs24: (2:11:39 AM) gpny is code for buttsex i thought you knew  
SgtMike8888888: (2:12:26 AM) you suck at college  
kramerbuccs24: (2:12:36 AM) thanks  
SgtMike888888: (2:16:12 AM) hey no  
kramerbuccs24: (2:16:22 AM) okay yes

just a regular conversation with the sarge (from the other day)

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