# "Funny Convo on AIM Thread"

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294>\
**Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\
**Created:** [June 11, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294 "2008-06-11T12:00:29Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 17\
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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 11:16pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/301 "2010-11-25T23:16:13Z")

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I guess it’s not really funny, then again it’s not on AIM, either.

Posted for future reference, if you must know.

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**Author:** ![Boxersix](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxersix/32/6327_2.png) [@Boxersix](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Boxersix)\
**Post date:** [November 25, 2010, 11:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/302 "2010-11-25T23:45:42Z")

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how the fuck do you have so much positive rep posting crap like this :wierd

just saying :tongue

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/303 "2010-11-26T10:44:17Z")

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hahaha. I just posted that because I wanted to remember that quote.

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/304 "2010-11-26T10:48:40Z")

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![http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/pooh_bear_emo_bullshit.jpg](http://imagemacros.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/pooh_bear_emo_bullshit.jpg)

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**Author:** ![GATVILLE](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gatville/32/6362_2.png) [@GATVILLE](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/GATVILLE)\
**Post date:** [November 26, 2010, 5:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/305 "2010-11-26T17:34:00Z")

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lol rlpr for drinking yuengling, i got a few cases of 32oz’ers at the brewery that me and dfdrocks have been hammering down on, FTW

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**Author:** ![Jammer](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jammer/32/6349_2.png) [@Jammer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jammer)\
**Post date:** [November 27, 2010, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/306 "2010-11-27T12:38:22Z")

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> [@So I live with my parents...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/so-i-live-with-my-parents/32791/16):
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> Moll Doll is on (1:23:13 AM): youre so gross.  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:23:27 AM): ?  
> Moll Doll is on (1:23:35 AM): you slept with my sister.  
> Moll Doll is on (1:23:45 AM): ew ew ew.  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:23:48 AM): i apologize  
> Moll Doll is on (1:24:11 AM): dont whats done is done  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:24:23 AM): idk what to tell you lol  
> Moll Doll is on (1:24:27 AM): too gross for me to associate with  
> Moll Doll is on (1:24:32 AM): just thought i should let you know  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:25:12 AM): thanks for the memo, ill forward it to head office  
> Moll Doll is on (1:25:20 AM): was that a sex joke?  
> Moll Doll is on (1:25:27 AM): i think youve had enough of those  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:25:48 AM): it was an office joke, fyi  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:26:04 AM): your sister said i had a big penis  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:05 AM): cool peace out sicko have fun fucking anything in sight  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:26:07 AM): lmao  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:26:08 AM): pz  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:09 AM): cool so did i  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:11 AM): but i lied  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:12 AM): ha  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:13 AM): peace  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:26:17 AM): yeah its TINY  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:21 AM): i know  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:25 AM): thats hwyu i didnt fuck it  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:33 AM): i expected better  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:35 AM): but obviously not  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:43 AM): oh yeah and also  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:26:44 AM): you got off from sitting on top of the thing  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:45 AM): youre just a jerk  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:51 AM): got off?  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:26:53 AM): i thrive off of my asholeness  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:54 AM): ummm  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:56 AM): i know  
> Moll Doll is on (1:26:58 AM): i could tell  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:27:06 AM): ur just jealous  
> Moll Doll is on (1:27:08 AM): i would block you right now but i dont know how ha  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:27:12 AM): do it  
> Moll Doll is on (1:27:13 AM): sorry i gotsta mannnn  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:27:14 AM): ill tell u how  
> Moll Doll is on (1:27:18 AM): i dont know how d  
> Moll Doll is on (1:27:21 AM): lets just stop talking  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:27:25 AM): NO  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:27:28 AM): im telling u how to block me  
> Moll Doll is on (1:27:28 AM): so i can stop wasting my tiiime  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:27:37 AM): right click  
> Moll Doll is on (1:27:38 AM): okay found it  
> WestCoastEnvyX (1:27:40 AM): block buddy  
> Moll Doll is on signed off at 1:27:40 AM

🙂

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 6:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/307 "2011-04-29T06:28:01Z")

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Who uses aim nowadays?

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**Author:** ![ReDevil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/redevil/32/6385_2.png) [@ReDevil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ReDevil)\
**Post date:** [April 29, 2011, 3:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/308 "2011-04-29T15:08:27Z")

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I actually have it on right now, because I dont feel like renewing my prepaid phone at the moment lol

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 3:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/309 "2011-07-08T15:15:07Z")

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![http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/3389/brofl.png](http://img534.imageshack.us/img534/3389/brofl.png)

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**Author:** ![jdaniels](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdaniels/32/6399_2.png) [@jdaniels](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jdaniels)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/310 "2011-07-08T21:40:10Z")

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What the fuck is that jagged shit, ClearType needed ITT.

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**Author:** ![Alpine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/4da419/32.png) [@Alpine](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Alpine)\
**Post date:** [July 8, 2011, 9:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/311 "2011-07-08T21:55:18Z")

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?

Post a screenshot because it looks 100% normal on my MacBook Pro.

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**Author:** ![Omega](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/omega/32/6425_2.png) [@Omega](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Omega)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2011, 6:07am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/312 "2011-07-09T06:07:07Z")

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> [@Where to get a pallet](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-to-get-a-pallet/41774/2):
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> Who uses aim nowadays?

We use it in the office so we don’t have to yell. :shrugs:

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**Author:** ![Murrdog9000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/murrdog9000/32/6391_2.png) [@Murrdog9000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Murrdog9000)\
**Post date:** [February 29, 2012, 9:10pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/313 "2012-02-29T21:10:58Z")

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Today  
Kevin Murray  
im so pissed you have full forum previlages just like that  
Lance Senecal  
maybe you should’ve followed the rules

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**Author:** ![SRS\_BZNS](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/srs_bzns/32/6375_2.png) [@SRS\_BZNS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SRS_BZNS)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/314 "2012-03-30T06:48:51Z")

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Ben Wray 9:32 am  
we should start a business  
haha

Ron LaDue 9:32 am  
selling bleach to \*\*\*\*\*\*\*?

Ben Wray 9:33 am  
better  
sell tires marketed specifically for drifting  
[tiresfordrifters.com](http://tiresfordrifters.com)  
available  
BOOM

Ron LaDue 9:33 am  
im pretty sure there are plenty of other companies selling tires made specifically for drifting  
federal  
maxxis

Ben Wray 9:34 am  
no  
not making tires  
you goon

Ron LaDue 9:34 am  
ohh you mean like collecting junk tires and then selling them on the cheap

Ben Wray 9:35 am  
no  
god damn it  
i mean just like  
an online tire distributor  
like tireseasy  
only  
market them towards the drift community  
most drift guys use websites like that  
shitty online dealers  
that funnel chinese tires in  
we do that  
only marketed for drifters

Ron LaDue 9:36 am  
we both know that the drift community is a bunch of brok assed fucks

Ben Wray 9:36 am  
go spam mad forums and shit \*\*\*\*\*  
yeah but  
there’s more and mroe guys going pro  
get a few on board to get it going  
booom  
lol

Ron LaDue 9:36 am  
you are trying to sell noon time tea sessions to hood ass nigggers

Ben Wray 9:37 am  
and be broke for ten years and probably fail

Ron LaDue 9:37 am  
when you go pro you get sponsored and get shit for free BRO

Ben Wray 9:37 am  
yeah i didnt say it would work  
im just saying it should be there

Ben Wray 9:37 am  
there should be that  
that should be

Ron LaDue 9:37 am  
now what we need to do is fucking invest in a redbox or two together

Ben Wray 9:37 am  
fucking redbox wtf

Ron LaDue 9:37 am  
$2500 for one and you can put it where ever

Ben Wray 9:38 am  
put it right in the middle of rt 9  
like

Ron LaDue 9:38 am  
there are no more movie rental stores so redbox is the fucking place people go

Ben Wray 9:38 am  
chained down in the turning lane  
insure it for several million  
well  
yeah

Ron LaDue 9:40 am  
that or we need to invent a machine that dispenses condoms for $1 but also dispenses something else

Ben Wray 9:40 am  
like

Ron LaDue 9:40 am  
something that will make someone think they need a condom

Ben Wray 9:40 am  
condoms and yogurt parfaits  
like yogurt parfaits  
condoms roses  
lololol

Ron LaDue 9:41 am  
so its like they really need the first thing and that gives them the feeling they are definitely getting laid so they have to buy the condom

Ben Wray 9:41 am  
just single long stemmed roses  
fake ones  
hahaha

Ron LaDue 9:41 am  
made out of condoms

Ben Wray 9:41 am  
roofies and condoms?

Ron LaDue 9:41 am  
thats fucking ingenious

Ben Wray 9:41 am  
floories

Ron LaDue 9:41 am  
thats what i was thinking but roofies aren’t legal

Ben Wray 9:41 am  
hm  
sleeping pills

Ron LaDue 9:41 am  
maybe sleeping pills?

Ben Wray 9:41 am  
tylenol pm an dwhatnot  
i like you

Ron LaDue 9:42 am  
put them in colleges across the country

Ben Wray 9:42 am  
oh better yet  
dude  
omg  
booze and condoms

Ron LaDue 9:42 am  
then for girls bathrooms we do vagisil and morning after pill

Ben Wray 9:42 am  
the little single serve dealies  
scan your id  
takes a pic of who’s scanning the id  
if a kid or something uses it  
prosecute  
both that kid and the person whose id it is  
dude  
lolol  
little bottles of booze and condoms!  
hahahahahaha  
it would never work/would be quickly shut down

Ron LaDue 9:43 am  
and then a morning after pill dispenser for the girls bathroom

Ben Wray 9:43 am  
LOLOL

Ron LaDue 9:43 am  
i think that pill is like $30

Ben Wray 9:43 am  
yeah dude

Ron LaDue 9:44 am  
so we charge $40

Ben Wray 9:44 am  
sell it for double that  
…oh  
haha

Ben Wray 9:44 am  
anonymity is key here

Ron LaDue 9:44 am  
if you charge double they will just go to the doctor

Ben Wray 9:44 am  
so you dont have to be judged by the pharmacist

Ron LaDue 9:44 am  
OMG but its not anon. secretly it takes their picture  
then we blackmail  
i mean with a picture and the fact that its one floor we could easily find the girl  
and threaten to oust her to everyone or to her parents

Ben Wray 9:45 am  
lol put it on a billboard if they dont pay  
have a live feed  
OMG  
lol  
it offers two rates  
the anonymous one for double the cost

Ben Wray 9:46 am  
$60  
or  
the $40

Ron LaDue 9:46 am  
bilboard rate  
lol

Ben Wray 9:46 am  
live feed to billboard rate  
hahahaha  
show tits for coupon

Ron LaDue 9:46 am  
so amazing

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**Author:** ![KrazyKid](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/krazykid/32/6371_2.png) [@KrazyKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/KrazyKid)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 6:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/315 "2012-03-30T06:58:45Z")

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quality post.

Would read again

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**Author:** ![ninety1two40](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ninety1two40/32/6332_2.png) [@ninety1two40](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ninety1two40)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/316 "2012-03-30T08:40:34Z")

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Amazing last few messages

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**Author:** ![Skidplate](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c2a13f/32.png) [@Skidplate](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Skidplate)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2012, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/317 "2012-03-30T10:48:05Z")

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Gotta love Benny.

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