# "Funny Convo on AIM Thread" **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 11, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294 "2008-06-11T12:00:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2008, 9:04am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/21 "2008-06-13T09:04:14Z")
Thats about 25% of the convo. He later goes on to apologize for being a retard and cries that i’m not his friend anymore. What a homo. ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 6:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/22 "2008-06-16T18:26:04Z")
I feel like that isnt the first time I’ve read that, post the rest of the story ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 7:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/23 "2008-06-16T19:03:55Z")
Just outta curiosity, what mustang is running a 13.9 modded? He must of added the bad driver mod as well ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 7:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/24 "2008-06-16T19:04:40Z")
its not that black terminator mustang is it? ---
**Author:** ![99FRC](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/99frc/32/6335_2.png) [@99FRC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/99FRC)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 7:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/25 "2008-06-16T19:15:44Z")
I posted that convo on here a long ass time ago but since we now have a thread for it I decided to post again. It is a 2001-03, champaigne color. Aftermarket rims, catback exhaust. It is a GT with a Vortech supercharger and hes running .5 bar without any supporting mods because he has no idea how cars work. He’s queer. Oh, and just for you mustang guys, he has the limited edition one, it has a really nice black interior, leather with aluminum looking accents. Well a buddy of mine just told me hes ripping out the interior and replacing it with plated steel/aluminum sheeting because he thinks it looks tough… I feel bad for the car and I really don’t like mustangs all that much… ---
**Author:** ![94Gt5.0](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/94gt5.0/32/6377_2.png) [@94Gt5.0](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/94Gt5.0)\ **Post date:** [June 16, 2008, 7:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/26 "2008-06-16T19:31:22Z")
Sounds like a 35th an maybe, but that would make it a 99Gt. Thats a pretty rare color, prob cause it doesnt look that great lol. Its probably a non intercooled vortec 7psi kit. You dont need many supporting mods other than the norms, inj, fp etc. You can safely run a 2V 4.6 on 10 psi. He should be running a hell of alot better than high 13s though :idiots ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [June 17, 2008, 10:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/27 "2008-06-17T10:38:33Z")
no definitly not the car I was thinking of, I dont think I’ve ever seen that color mustang ---
**Author:** ![tdi\_logik](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tdi_logik/32/6310_2.png) [@tdi\_logik](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tdi_logik)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 1:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/28 "2008-06-19T13:06:33Z")
dude benny? :wtf bennyrizz: [Offline IM sent 5h and 2m ago] dude you sign off and on one more time and ill fist your anus Dizler628: lol bennyrizz: ?? Dizler628: bennyrizz: [Offline IM sent 5h and 2m ago] dude you sign off and on one more time and ill fist your anus bennyrizz: lol bennyrizz: oh bennyrizz: yeah bennyrizz: goddamn it Dizler628: y wat was wrong? bennyrizz: idk you kept signing off and on lol bennyrizz: i was like FUCK Dizler628: did it bother you? bennyrizz: a bit Dizler628: why though? bennyrizz: i had my sound on Dizler628: ahh Dizler628: is it still on? bennyrizz: my sound? bennyrizz: no bennyrizz signed off at 4:04:52 PM. bennyrizz signed on at 4:04:53 PM. bennyrizz signed off at 4:04:57 PM. bennyrizz signed on at 4:05:02 PM. Dizler628: why did you do that? bennyrizz: because i knew you were going to Dizler628: no? ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [June 19, 2008, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/29 "2008-06-19T19:00:41Z")
JustJaySwift: i havent eaten anything in like 2 days Singh337: u think i would go to the gym with a fever JustJaySwift: except rice and bananas Singh337: fuck THAT Singh337: yea i know Singh337: RICE AND ABANNAASASNANS Singh337: LMAOOOOOOOOOO Singh337: sDVj,nASDJkfgas JustJaySwift: haha Singh337: f] ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 10:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/30 "2008-06-26T22:32:45Z")
:confused JWC67896 (1:26:53 AM): ok sterm JWC67896 (1:26:55 AM): relax JustJaySwift (1:26:55 AM): haha JWC67896 (1:27:10 AM): RussianguyinUSA: you da man RussianguyinUSA: then you can buy a miata RussianguyinUSA: and be a real man JWC67896 (1:27:17 AM): please tell vlad a miata is not manly JWC67896 (1:27:36 AM): cause its not JustJaySwift (1:27:37 AM): lmao JWC67896 (1:28:16 AM): anyways JWC67896 (1:28:21 AM): since its not manly at all JustJaySwift (1:28:22 AM): yah its about time… JustJaySwift (1:28:24 AM): forsome pasta!!! JWC67896 (1:28:29 AM): wtf dude JWC67896 (1:28:30 AM): seirously JWC67896 (1:28:31 AM): stop eatting JustJaySwift (1:28:32 AM): lmfao JustJaySwift (1:28:33 AM): hahahaha JWC67896 (1:28:34 AM): do you have a tape worm JWC67896 (1:28:37 AM): go to the doctors JustJaySwift (1:28:42 AM): i have like a tapeworm faimly. JustJaySwift (1:28:46 AM): family JustJaySwift (1:28:47 AM): even JWC67896 (1:28:50 AM): pretty much JWC67896 (1:28:51 AM): wtf dude JustJaySwift (1:28:54 AM): yo i’m posting this convo on shift. JustJaySwift (1:28:56 AM): for the record. JWC67896 (1:28:58 AM): what one? JustJaySwift (1:29:00 AM): atleast the part about vlad JWC67896 (1:29:01 AM): the whole thing JustJaySwift (1:29:02 AM): and the miata JWC67896 (1:29:02 AM): haha JustJaySwift (1:29:03 AM): and tapeworm JWC67896 (1:29:15 AM): ok if i send yo usomehting will you listen to it JustJaySwift (1:29:18 AM): cause the people need to know he secretly wants a miata. JWC67896 (1:29:18 AM): and tell me it scuks JWC67896 (1:29:23 AM): so you are like me cause i know how you are JWC67896 (1:30:31 AM): and your just going to say it sucks to say it sucks JWC67896 (1:30:46 AM): RussianguyinUSA: miata = pure sex mang RussianguyinUSA: swifty puts out for men in miatas :lol ---
**Author:** ![AznJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b782af/32.png) [@AznJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AznJim)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 10:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/31 "2008-06-26T22:35:56Z")
RussianguyinUSA: alright, dibs on old, leftover sausage rolls lol JWC67896: lol ill make one fresh just for you JWC67896: i swear to god JWC67896: ill be like vlads here JWC67896: or text me JWC67896: and ill cook one up just for you JWC67896: with my own hands RussianguyinUSA: i like em old and saggy RussianguyinUSA: thought you knew JWC67896: nah RussianguyinUSA: you da man RussianguyinUSA: then you can buy a miata RussianguyinUSA: and be a real man RussianguyinUSA: lol JWC67896: no JWC67896: no no no RussianguyinUSA: yes JWC67896: no its not RussianguyinUSA: yes yes yes yes JWC67896: and swift will tell you RussianguyinUSA: miata = pure sex mang RussianguyinUSA: swifty puts out for men in miatas JWC67896: no way dude RussianguyinUSA: yes way JWC67896: no way dude RussianguyinUSA: miata makes girls go anal JWC67896: no way dude JWC67896: girls laugh at dudes in miatas and like ok poor mans s2k JWC67896: or in the s2k poor mans z3 JWC67896: then the z3 poor mans z4 JWC67896: then the z4 poor mans kompressor JWC67896: then in the kompressor JWC67896: poor mans fucking amg kompressor RussianguyinUSA: lol RussianguyinUSA: i’ll put s2k badges on miata haha RussianguyinUSA: I can’t wait, fender flares and hardtop JWC67896: wow dude JWC67896: wtf RussianguyinUSA: what RussianguyinUSA: the badges i kid RussianguyinUSA: the riveted fender flares i do not RussianguyinUSA: lol JWC67896: you will put those on your miata JWC67896: like wtf JWC67896: cant afford good body work do i did it myself RussianguyinUSA: they look great RussianguyinUSA: traction ftw JWC67896: yeah maybe in like fucking my home town of korea RussianguyinUSA: it’s the new track rat since the crx is gone RussianguyinUSA: lol you will see RussianguyinUSA: just trust me RussianguyinUSA: shouldn’t you be alseep by now? JWC67896: no im not 12 ---
**Author:** ![Hooked\_on\_240](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/b9e5f3/32.png) [@Hooked\_on\_240](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Hooked_on_240)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/32 "2008-06-26T22:37:00Z")
:crackup vlads made a funny ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 10:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/33 "2008-06-26T22:37:50Z")
:🙂 communists. ---
**Author:** ![AznJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b782af/32.png) [@AznJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AznJim)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 10:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/34 "2008-06-26T22:40:14Z")
im still in aw about this convo ---
**Author:** ![AznJim](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/b782af/32.png) [@AznJim](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/AznJim)\ **Post date:** [June 26, 2008, 10:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/35 "2008-06-26T22:41:43Z")
JustJaySwift went away at 1:41:11 AM. JWC67896: wtf Auto Response from JustJaySwift: food, sleep JWC67896: stop fucking eatting JWC67896: wtf JWC67896: omg JustJaySwift: lmfao JWC67896: stop eatting JWC67896: holy fuck Auto Response from JustJaySwift: food, sleep ---
**Author:** ![Mike3](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mike3/32/6350_2.png) [@Mike3](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mike3)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 6:48pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/36 "2008-06-27T18:48:16Z")
(9:44:02 PM) absolutstupidity: i love the red hot chili peppers (9:44:23 PM) absolutstupidity: im watching a dvd rip of them live (9:45:32 PM) SgtMike8: lol (9:45:34 PM) SgtMike8: cool (9:45:38 PM) SgtMike8: im watching xxx 2 (9:45:40 PM) SgtMike8: lol (9:45:53 PM) absolutstupidity: like… the ice cube movie (9:45:58 PM) SgtMike8: yea… (9:46:04 PM) absolutstupidity: or is that the sequel to the original porn movie (9:46:13 PM) SgtMike8: porn is probably better put together (9:46:17 PM) SgtMike8: but not as much stuff blows up (9:46:22 PM) absolutstupidity: well (9:46:29 PM) absolutstupidity: depends on how many guys are in the scene 😉 (9:46:36 PM) SgtMike8: o (9:46:37 PM) SgtMike8: m (9:46:39 PM) SgtMike8: g (9:46:41 PM) SgtMike8: d (9:46:41 PM) SgtMike8: i (9:46:43 PM) SgtMike8: a (9:46:44 PM) SgtMike8: f (9:46:52 PM) absolutstupidity: i am lolling hard ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [June 27, 2008, 6:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/37 "2008-06-27T18:50:00Z")
i feel somehow responsible for the way you act sometimes mike… i really do. :haha ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 8:54am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/38 "2008-07-03T08:54:42Z")
JustJaySwift (11:31:36 AM): that will be 4 hot girls JustJaySwift (11:31:41 AM): 😃 SgtMike8 (11:31:50 AM): im riding up SgtMike8 (11:31:53 AM): FO SHO@!$%! SgtMike8 (11:32:00 AM): my girl is a beast JustJaySwift (11:32:08 AM): haha SgtMike8 (11:32:14 AM): I didn’t ride it to work today cuz it’s gonna rain… SgtMike8 (11:32:22 AM): I chanced it on tuesday…50% and got lucky JustJaySwift (11:32:24 AM): seriously tho SgtMike8 (11:32:26 AM): today was 60% JustJaySwift (11:32:29 AM): i could get \*\*\*\*\*\*\* friend \*\*\*\*\* JustJaySwift (11:32:32 AM): to ride on ur bike with you JustJaySwift (11:32:33 AM): shes hot. SgtMike8 (11:32:44 AM): I hopefully get my helmet on saturday SgtMike8 (11:32:49 AM): according to my tracking number SgtMike8 (11:33:07 AM): so I won’t look like a jackass wearing a blue helmet on my red/black bike JustJaySwift (11:33:29 AM): haha SgtMike8 (11:34:00 AM): Are we staying for the fireworks that night? JustJaySwift (11:39:51 AM): um JustJaySwift (11:39:53 AM): i duno hah SgtMike8 (11:40:53 AM): o alright hah SgtMike8 (11:41:14 AM): I would guess with that many people we are gonna leave sunday morning SgtMike8 (11:41:21 AM): and not stay the night saturday JustJaySwift (11:47:09 AM): no, well i get outa work at 11 JustJaySwift (11:47:12 AM): but can u sleep over JustJaySwift (11:47:14 AM): and get my ass up JustJaySwift (11:47:16 AM): sunday morning JustJaySwift (11:47:19 AM): hah SgtMike8 (11:47:33 AM): lol maybe…as long as it isn’t supposed to rain that night JustJaySwift (11:47:51 AM): put yer bike in the garage… :confused SgtMike8 (11:48:12 AM): yea SgtMike8 (11:48:23 AM): forgot I could do that…after I said it SgtMike8 (11:48:38 AM): thought about it JustJaySwift (11:49:01 AM): haha SgtMike8 (11:50:02 AM): bobbyt…ah what a clown SgtMike8 (11:50:06 AM): seriously when I saw him SgtMike8 (11:50:10 AM): I was like wtf SgtMike8 (11:50:23 AM): because from the way he posts I half expected a kid with like down-syndrome SgtMike8 (11:50:30 AM): but he looks pretty normal… JustJaySwift (11:50:40 AM): hahah JustJaySwift (11:50:44 AM): ROFL JustJaySwift (11:51:08 AM): no blowout? SgtMike8 (11:51:08 AM): oh dear SgtMike8 (11:51:16 AM): that is going in the AIM convos isnt it SgtMike8 (11:51:23 AM): no blowout no JustJaySwift (11:51:32 AM): it’s already posted. SgtMike8 (11:53:06 AM): where? JustJaySwift (11:53:15 AM): ok i lied, i’m not that fast JustJaySwift (11:53:18 AM): but i will get to it SgtMike8 (11:53:29 AM): lol :lol ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 3, 2008, 10:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/39 "2008-07-03T10:40:18Z")
Half of these aren’t even funny. :wtf ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 3:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/40 "2008-07-15T15:25:59Z")
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