# "Funny Convo on AIM Thread" **URL:** \ **Category:** Shift518 Off Topic\ **Created:** [June 11, 2008, 12:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294 "2008-06-11T12:00:29Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 8:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/41 "2008-07-15T20:04:34Z")
WHEWWWWwwww ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [July 15, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/42 "2008-07-15T22:38:21Z")
rofl. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [July 17, 2008, 10:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/43 "2008-07-17T10:48:31Z")
krazykaos137: did you miss me krazykaos137: lol FreshE112B: with every bullet so far krazykaos137: what krazykaos137: the krazykaos137: fuck krazykaos137: haha ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 12:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/44 "2008-07-22T12:38:06Z")
krazykaos137: dude i dont have to poop krazykaos137: haha FreshE112B: women never poop krazykaos137: oh right i keep forgetting krazykaos137: what about farting? FreshE112B: nope. its a myth ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [July 22, 2008, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/45 "2008-07-22T22:38:27Z")
:🙂 nicole farts, i’ve heard it. ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 9:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/46 "2008-07-23T09:23:13Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > :🙂 > > nicole farts, i’ve heard it. EW…just EW. ---
**Author:** ![n\_cole](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/n_cole/32/6382_2.png) [@n\_cole](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/n_cole)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/47 "2008-07-23T09:43:02Z")
> [@Swifty](#): > > :🙂 > > nicole farts, i’ve heard it. Dude, that was the sound of your car frying up some waffles to go with that syrup. :haha ---
**Author:** ![Auto0utcast](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/auto0utcast/32/6281_2.png) [@Auto0utcast](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Auto0utcast)\ **Post date:** [July 23, 2008, 9:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/48 "2008-07-23T09:48:13Z")
> [@n!cole](#): > > Dude, that was the sound of your car frying up some waffles to go with that syrup. :haha nope nope… MY car is the one that fries things on the intercooler… his car just provides the syrup. ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2008, 8:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/49 "2008-07-27T20:47:55Z")
LKSwhy: so if you know anyone looking for a SICK dc sports heade LKSwhy: r LKSwhy: let me know ithriveoffdanger: nope dunno anyone LKSwhy: hahaa LKSwhy: thanks for the help ithriveoffdanger: County Waste said they’ll take it ithriveoffdanger: just called them LKSwhy: f that LKSwhy: i’ll have it crushed by red ithriveoffdanger: no no no ithriveoffdanger: that’s for your car ithriveoffdanger: i’ll call them tomorrow ithriveoffdanger: because your car is dead ithriveoffdanger: so have it crushed by red LKSwhy: if they offered a decent price i’d consider it LKSwhy: come to think of it LKSwhy: i haven’t seen that trans am of yours move from its spot in awhile LKSwhy: i’ll tell them to swing by and grab that afte they get mine for you ithriveoffdanger: i drove it yesterday retard ithriveoffdanger: and the day before ithriveoffdanger: and the day before that LKSwhy: nah you didnt LKSwhy: i asked everyone in your neighborhood LKSwhy: and they told me no way ithriveoffdanger: oh right LKSwhy: just called them ithriveoffdanger: mr.clean from up the street LKSwhy: and mr supra ithriveoffdanger: oh don’t forget mr. rodriguez LKSwhy: and that kid joe jiggs and his dad ron jeremy LKSwhy: ahaha ithriveoffdanger: hahaha ithriveoffdanger: dude this might be a good enough convo to go in the Shift518 AIm convos LKSwhy: i dunno man I don’t know why but i was cracking up :lmao ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [July 27, 2008, 10:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/50 "2008-07-27T22:45:04Z")
my bike is dead? u think i can call red? ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 1:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/51 "2008-08-05T13:00:40Z")
SgtMike8: you and vlad get together last night or no? Singh337: yes Singh337: it was a great time Singh337: we rented a room at the motel SgtMike8: condoms? Singh337: uh do i look like I have aids ? SgtMike8: really want me to answer that? Singh337: whatever, it was a great time, you should of been there SgtMike8: whatever I told vlad to have you call me ---
**Author:** ![Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mk4_30r_ban/32/6347_2.png) [@Mk4\_30R\_Ban](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mk4_30R_Ban)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 7:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/52 "2008-08-05T19:35:36Z")
O87 (10:29:01 PM): yo ive got a picture waiting for pete to get laid,im so eager to use it. [http://aklemai.com/albums/forum/scored.thumb.jpg](http://aklemai.com/albums/forum/scored.thumb.jpg) ger (10:29:38 PM): hahahah ger (10:29:41 PM): nice O87 (10:29:59 PM): i should buy him a prostitute for his 18th birthday ger (10:30:03 PM): hahah ger (10:30:13 PM): he wouldnt know what to do O87 (10:30:24 PM): ill get him an instructional video as well ger (10:30:33 PM): hahahahha O87 (10:30:43 PM): insert object A (your penis) into object B ( the vagina) O87 (10:31:22 PM): make pelvic thrusts, until object A excretes bodily fluid on to the stomach of Female partner ger (10:31:24 PM): lol ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 7:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/53 "2008-08-05T19:36:48Z")
:crackup ---
**Author:** ![LKSi](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/lksi/32/6316_2.png) [@LKSi](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LKSi)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 7:37pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/54 "2008-08-05T19:37:55Z")
Pete already lost his virginity to a 55 gallon drum of diesel ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 7:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/55 "2008-08-05T19:39:22Z")
ow i would never stick my dick into a drum of diesel fuel ---
**Author:** ![Singh1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba8739/32.png) [@Singh1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Singh1)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 8:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/56 "2008-08-05T20:20:18Z")
> [@McBitchin](#): > > ow i would never stick my dick into a drum of diesel fuel then your not PETE material are you ? ---
**Author:** ![Swifty](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecae2f/32.png) [@Swifty](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Swifty)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 8:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/57 "2008-08-05T20:24:59Z")
pete use to be shy, and not so out spoken, now he’s a d-bag ---
**Author:** ![K20power](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/41988e/32.png) [@K20power](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/K20power)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 8:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/58 "2008-08-05T20:25:56Z")
:nod :nuts ---
**Author:** ![kramerbuccs24](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/kramerbuccs24/32/6397_2.png) [@kramerbuccs24](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/kramerbuccs24)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 8:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/59 "2008-08-05T20:26:34Z")
![http://forums.clubrsx.com/images/smilies/inoutugh.gif](http://forums.clubrsx.com/images/smilies/inoutugh.gif) ---
**Author:** ![McBitchin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ecc23a/32.png) [@McBitchin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/McBitchin)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2008, 11:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294/60 "2008-08-05T23:33:07Z")
> [@Singh](#): > > then your not PETE material are you ? apparantly not :lol [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294.md?page=2) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-convo-on-aim-thread/237294.md?page=4)