# Funny For Sale Ad! Bimmer Forum
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [January 12, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187 "2009-01-12T15:24:54Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 3:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/1 "2009-01-12T15:24:54Z")
> **[1999 M-Coupe Pristine Cheap](https://forums.bimmerforums.com/forum/showthread.php?t=1149381)**
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> Bimmerforums is the preferred online BMW Forum and community for BMW owners. At Bimmerforums, you will find technical how-to information maintenance specifics audio advice wheel and tire combinations and model specific details not found anywhere...
> This is a great M-coupe. Ive had the car for about 2.5 years and it has been babied the entire time, never tracked or driven hard. Maintenence has always been done preventatively, before it was actually needed. Better than waiting for things to wear out.
> Has about 89k miles and silver paint and black leather interior still in great shape. All fluids are clean and she runs tight and quiet. The M coupe is a two owner car with a clean carfax and never lived in a rust state.
> Suspension is stock height with Bilstein shocks.
> It ran a 2.23 at Thunderhill Raceway last summer, even in the blistering heat (had to call it a short day due to overheating form the weather). The steam freaked me out until I realized that it was just a punctured radiator hose (it had been patched but the patch failed).
> Only flaws are brakes are near the sensors (well one is past and maybe just a hair of metal scraping the rotor), and the tires are down to wires.
> Otherwise a beautiful car.
> Pristine car for the cheap price of $13k.
> More pics available.
This add made me LoL. Especially for a Pristine auto.
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### Author:  [@ILC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ILC)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 3:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/2 "2009-01-12T15:28:09Z")
lol never tracked
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### Author:  [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 3:29pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/3 "2009-01-12T15:29:26Z")
ILI
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### Author:  [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 3:35pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/4 "2009-01-12T15:35:20Z")
$13k?
That is a hell of a pick up for sure
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 3:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/5 "2009-01-12T15:36:18Z")
LOL nice…
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### Author:  [@97Ranger](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/97Ranger)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 3:41pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/6 "2009-01-12T15:41:31Z")
1st he says…as been babied the entire time, never tracked or driven hard.
then he says…It ran a 2.23 at Thunderhill Raceway last summer, even in the blistering heat (had to call it a short day due to overheating form the weather).
um… what does he consider a track
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### Author:  [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 3:55pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/7 "2009-01-12T15:55:13Z")
:lol:
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### Author:  [@HotRodKid](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/HotRodKid)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 4:18pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/8 "2009-01-12T16:18:12Z")
“never straight line raced, so its still pristine … but i sure beat the fuck out of it around corners”
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### Author:  [@LXIFLYBY](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LXIFLYBY)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 4:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/9 "2009-01-12T16:59:48Z")
“Maintenence has always been done preventatively, before it was actually needed.”
“Only flaws are brakes are near the sensors (well one is past and maybe just a hair of metal scraping the rotor), and the tires are down to wires.”
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### Author:  [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 5:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/10 "2009-01-12T17:01:38Z")
hahaha
Let me get this straight: You overheated your car at a racetrack and ran the tires down to the steel doing hairy burnouts?
Cool
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### Author:  [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 5:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/11 "2009-01-12T17:07:46Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#):
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> $13k?
>
> That is a hell of a pick up for sure
thats an average price for a 99… has the 328is motor
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### Author:  [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 5:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/12 "2009-01-12T17:31:19Z")
Even 99’s had S52’s Thom.
I wouldnt hesitate to buy it pending leakdown, compression, and diff/floor non ripped confirmation. I test drove a few before buying the sedan.
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### Author:  [@Coldaccord](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Coldaccord)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 5:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/13 "2009-01-12T17:33:00Z")
i would totally buy an m coupe with an s54. s52, meh.
and I know I will get hated on, but I like the m roadster
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### Author:  [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 5:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/14 "2009-01-12T17:38:47Z")
> [@66impalass](#):
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> thats an average price for a 99… has the 328is motor
oh,my bad. what year did they come with the s54 (315 hp)
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### Author:  [@91CRXSI](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/91CRXSI)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 5:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/15 "2009-01-12T17:40:08Z")
for some reason these remind me of the car the ambiguous gay duo drive
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### Author:  [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/16 "2009-01-12T17:51:33Z")
> [@Coldaccord](#):
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> and I know I will get hated on, but I like the m roadster
I \<3 the ol’ clown shoe
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### Author:  [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 5:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/17 "2009-01-12T17:51:41Z")
I dig these
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### Author:  [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 5:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/18 "2009-01-12T17:56:22Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#):
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> oh,my bad. what year did they come with the s54 (315 hp)
'98 - '00 they came with the S52 /e36m3
'01 - '02 they came with an S54 /e46m3
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### Author:  [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 7:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/19 "2009-01-12T19:06:40Z")
alright, 328is motor with head and cams… but they are fun to boost
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### Author:  [@MPD47](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MPD47)
#### Post date: [January 12, 2009, 7:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-for-sale-ad-bimmer-forum/61187/20 "2009-01-12T19:07:50Z")
And displacement increase of .4L.
Really just the same motor 😉
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