# funny from my email
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-from-my-email/16053
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [August 17, 2006, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-from-my-email/16053 "2006-08-17T06:43:35Z")
**Posts on this page:** 9
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### Author:  [@drvnkd](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/drvnkd)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 6:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-from-my-email/16053/1 "2006-08-17T06:43:35Z")
I figured this was worth sharing
…
A man was leaving a convenience store with his morning coffee when he
noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
cemetery.
A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about
50 feet behind the first one. Behind the second hearse was a solitary
man walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind him a short distance back,
were about 200 men walking single file.
The man couldn’t stand his curiosity. He respectful approached the man
walking the dog and said, “I am so sorry for your loss”, I know now is
a bad time to disturb you, but I’ve never seen a funeral like this.
Whose funeral is it?" My wife’s."
“What happened to her?”
The man replied, “My dog attacked and killed her.”
He inquired further, “Well, who is in the second hearse?”
The man answered, “My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my wife
and the dog turned on her.”
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two men.
“Can I borrow the dog?”
“Get in line”
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### Author:  [@Mrs\_Karus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mrs_Karus)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 6:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-from-my-email/16053/2 "2006-08-17T06:51:13Z")
haha lol that’s pretty funny. i lol’d
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### Author:  [@JayS](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JayS)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 6:55am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-from-my-email/16053/3 "2006-08-17T06:55:54Z")
Ha… not bad. My mother in law just visited for a week too, so good timing.
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### Author:  [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 6:56am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-from-my-email/16053/4 "2006-08-17T06:56:27Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
that was pretty good
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### Author:  [@STEALTTH](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/STEALTTH)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-from-my-email/16053/5 "2006-08-17T07:12:45Z")
:lol: nice
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-from-my-email/16053/6 "2006-08-17T07:12:46Z")
lol, that was funny.
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### Author:  [@The\_Russian](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/The_Russian)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-from-my-email/16053/7 "2006-08-17T10:44:33Z")
Rofl
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### Author:  [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 10:50am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-from-my-email/16053/8 "2006-08-17T10:50:39Z")
lol
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### Author:  [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [August 17, 2006, 11:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-from-my-email/16053/9 "2006-08-17T11:36:57Z")
giggity giggity