# Funny headline of the day

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [February 6, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304 "2008-02-06T10:11:50Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 11\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![Atreyu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/5e9695/32.png) [@Atreyu](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Atreyu)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 10:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304/1 "2008-02-06T10:11:50Z")

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[http://postgazette.com/pg/08037/855170-100.stm](http://postgazette.com/pg/08037/855170-100.stm)

courtesy of Uniontown

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**Author:** ![bgblockelcamino](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bgblockelcamino/32/5997_2.png) [@bgblockelcamino](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bgblockelcamino)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 10:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304/2 "2008-02-06T10:15:14Z")

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wow

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**Author:** ![JackdUp](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jackdup/32/6015_2.png) [@JackdUp](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JackdUp)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 10:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304/3 "2008-02-06T10:21:52Z")

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> His attorney says he signed a waiver of appeal.

I guess he really didn’t like the meatloaf or toothpaste-middle-squeezing and finally decided to do something about it.

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**Author:** ![Cheeks](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cheeks/32/5930_2.png) [@Cheeks](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cheeks)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 10:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304/4 "2008-02-06T10:35:25Z")

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> He also said he slammed Ms. McCann’s head on the floor and set her in a living room chair before drinking a beer and falling asleep.

🤣

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**Author:** ![Zack01GC](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/a183cd/32.png) [@Zack01GC](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zack01GC)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 10:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304/5 "2008-02-06T10:44:09Z")

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When this happened originally, I heard it was over a sandwich that wasn’t hot enough for him.

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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 10:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304/6 "2008-02-06T10:45:02Z")

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🤣

I hope no family members are on here

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**Author:** ![SoLow](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/solow/32/6001_2.png) [@SoLow](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SoLow)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 11:11am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304/7 "2008-02-06T11:11:18Z")

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> [@\*\*\*9/02/07 NYSpeed end of summer BBQ @ Letchworth \*\*\*PAYMENT Deadline 8/20\*\*\*](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/9-02-07-nyspeed-end-of-summer-bbq-letchworth-payment-deadline-8-20/32470/264):
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> wow

x2

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**Author:** ![rmrider897](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/aeb1de/32.png) [@rmrider897](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rmrider897)\
**Post date:** [February 6, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304/8 "2008-02-06T11:43:00Z")

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> [@Where can i buy SS line??](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/where-can-i-buy-ss-line/34763/7):
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> When this happened originally, I heard it was over a sandwich that wasn’t hot enough for him.

Bitch get in the kitchen and make me a sammich!

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**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304/9 "2008-02-07T07:38:11Z")

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lol

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**Author:** ![jph102900](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jph102900/32/6049_2.png) [@jph102900](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/jph102900)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304/10 "2008-02-07T07:45:52Z")

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what do you expect out of Fayette County?

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**Author:** ![Laura00WS6](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/laura00ws6/32/6017_2.png) [@Laura00WS6](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Laura00WS6)\
**Post date:** [February 7, 2008, 7:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-headline-of-the-day/195304/11 "2008-02-07T07:48:08Z")

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> He also said he slammed Ms. McCann’s head on the floor and set her in a living room chair before drinking a beer and falling asleep.

lol wtf?!?!?!?!
