# Funny IM from my ex g/f

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [April 30, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087 "2009-04-30T21:38:01Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/1 "2009-04-30T21:38:01Z")

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Thought this was great. lol

(12:28:37 AM) **Girl:** I’m coming there ans im gonna kiss you like crazy, pin you up against the wall, rip all your clothes off and throw you on the bed. Then im going to climb on top of you runmy toung up and down your ear, breathing deep, then i am going to start kissing down your neck, down your chest, across your stomach, im going to run my fingers up and down your chest while i stick it in my mouth and start  
(12:28:42 AM) **Girl:** sucking really slowly  
(12:29:37 AM) **Girl:** OMG that is so embarrasing…wrong box…haha ha disregard that to the fullest extent please

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**Author:** ![Sansone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sansone/32/4970_2.png) [@Sansone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sansone)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:40pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/2 "2009-04-30T21:40:05Z")

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LOL

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**Author:** ![Sansone](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/sansone/32/4970_2.png) [@Sansone](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Sansone)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/3 "2009-04-30T21:42:24Z")

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p.s-almost sounds like she need to be your current g/f again 🙂

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**Author:** ![turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/turbo_ls1_ss/32/7303_2.png) [@turbo\_ls1\_ss](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/turbo_ls1_ss)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/4 "2009-04-30T21:43:05Z")

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l o l

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**Author:** ![llink78](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/llink78/32/8037_2.png) [@llink78](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/llink78)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:43pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/5 "2009-04-30T21:43:21Z")

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haha

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**Author:** ![Jam](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jam/32/7235_2.png) [@Jam](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jam)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/6 "2009-04-30T21:52:48Z")

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lol

man that sucks. so what happened? or is she just fucking with you and trying to get yo uback PIMP

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**Author:** ![Minglor](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/minglor/32/7373_2.png) [@Minglor](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Minglor)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:54pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/7 "2009-04-30T21:54:01Z")

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nudes.

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**Author:** ![snowracer101](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/258eb7/32.png) [@snowracer101](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowracer101)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 9:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/8 "2009-04-30T21:59:51Z")

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that would be SO SWEET if it was Trisha.

lolz

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:17pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/9 "2009-04-30T22:17:37Z")

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> [@Jam](#):
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> lol
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> man that sucks. so what happened? or is she just fucking with you and trying to get yo uback PIMP

lol Apparently it was legitimately the wrong IM window. Her current boyfriend, who is also the father of her son, was at his grandparents house taking care of his grandfather. Either way, she has told me she still has feelings for me. So maybe it wasn’t the wrong IM window, and she wanted to see my reaction then bitched out lol.

> [@Minglor](#):
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> nudes.

I wish. Here’s a bad FB pic of her with some random dudebro.

> [@sedlmeier101](#):
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> that would be SO SWEET if it was Trisha.
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> lolz

lol, not Trish. I’ve talked to her every so often though.

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**Author:** ![IanK](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/iank/32/5016_2.png) [@IanK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/IanK)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/10 "2009-04-30T22:23:53Z")

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HAHA Oh Dear. An epic fail. Fantastic.

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/11 "2009-04-30T22:24:30Z")

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> [@joesansone17](#):
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> p.s-almost sounds like she need to be your current g/f again 🙂

Negative. Not with her two fucking kids in the way lol.

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**Author:** ![Mr\_T](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/mr_t/32/7454_2.png) [@Mr\_T](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Mr_T)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/12 "2009-04-30T22:51:46Z")

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LOL oh jesus ive seen my ex at a bar or two and get the random i wanna fuck you cause im still attracted to you text every soo often. Akward but cool . She prob meant it to you to see the reaction and :tup: for actually posting pics lol.

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**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 10:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/13 "2009-04-30T22:56:27Z")

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If I had more I’d post them. I didn’t have a camera when I dated her. lol

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**Author:** ![JDMSIR](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jdmsir/32/7376_2.png) [@JDMSIR](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/JDMSIR)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 11:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/14 "2009-04-30T23:13:48Z")

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NUDEZ

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**Author:** ![system](https://canada1.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/uploads/speedlife/original/2X/b/b7170c8eddc0b95ece6b88172b2f416a08489a45.png) [@system](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/system)\
**Post date:** [April 30, 2009, 11:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/15 "2009-04-30T23:47:07Z")

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LOL:jam::jam::beer2::beer2::beer2::beer2::jam::jam:🍺🍺🍺🍺

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**Author:** ![LZ1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ab992/32.png) [@LZ1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/LZ1)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 3:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/16 "2009-05-01T03:36:21Z")

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:lol:

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**Author:** ![MOBOOST4U](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f4b2a3/32.png) [@MOBOOST4U](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/MOBOOST4U)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/17 "2009-05-01T05:02:34Z")

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Sounds like it was on purpose…

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**Author:** ![SkunkApe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/skunkape/32/7575_2.png) [@SkunkApe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/SkunkApe)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/18 "2009-05-01T05:09:46Z")

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HAHAHAHAH hilarious

silly pillows

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**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/19 "2009-05-01T05:17:06Z")

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save it and show her kids in a few years :tup:

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**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\
**Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/20 "2009-05-01T05:17:33Z")

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she knew what she was doing … fucking slut

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