# Funny IM from my ex g/f **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 30, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087 "2009-04-30T21:38:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Motocrossx23](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/motocrossx23/32/5120_2.png) [@Motocrossx23](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Motocrossx23)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/21 "2009-05-01T05:17:54Z")
hahahaha oh man that’s classic is this the one you dated in hawaii? ---
**Author:** ![boxxa](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/boxxa/32/5045_2.png) [@boxxa](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/boxxa)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/22 "2009-05-01T05:34:31Z")
Whats on her face? ---
**Author:** ![Eazy716](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/eazy716/32/7443_2.png) [@Eazy716](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Eazy716)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:35am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/23 "2009-05-01T05:35:37Z")
> [@Joe](#): > > save it and show her kids in a few years :tup: :tspry: ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/24 "2009-05-01T05:36:50Z")
> [@Motocrossx23](#): > > hahahaha oh man that’s classic > > is this the one you dated in hawaii? Nah. This was much earlier than her. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/25 "2009-05-01T05:39:28Z")
So what was your response? ---
**Author:** ![tpgsr](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/tpgsr/32/7374_2.png) [@tpgsr](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/tpgsr)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/26 "2009-05-01T05:39:37Z")
you should have just said “sounds good, see you in a few”. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/27 "2009-05-01T05:47:02Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > So what was you’re response? (12:31:26 AM) **[COLOR=Blue]Me: I’m watching sesame street and touching myself.** [/COLOR] (12:32:46 AM) **[COLOR=Blue]Me: [COLOR=Black]I just came[/COLOR]**[/COLOR]. Stay home. ---
**Author:** ![nappy1380](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/nappy1380/32/7502_2.png) [@nappy1380](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/nappy1380)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:47am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/28 "2009-05-01T05:47:32Z")
> [@Paulo"](#): > > Thought this was great. lol > > (12:28:37 AM) **Girl:** I’m coming there ans im gonna kiss you like crazy, pin you up against the wall, rip all your clothes off and throw you on the bed. Then im going to climb on top of you runmy toung up and down your ear, breathing deep, then i am going to start kissing down your neck, down your chest, across your stomach, im going to run my fingers up and down your chest while i stick it in my mouth and start > (12:28:42 AM) **Girl:** sucking really slowly > (12:29:37 AM) **Girl:** OMG that is so embarrasing…wrong box…haha ha disregard that to the fullest extent please > [@Paulo](#): > > Negative. Not with her two fucking kids in the way lol. So you’re saying she send this to lots of guys and sees who comes through? ---
**Author:** ![pirite](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/pirite/32/5308_2.png) [@pirite](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/pirite)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 5:53am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/29 "2009-05-01T05:53:33Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > So what was **your** response? grammar nazi! fixed. ---
**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 6:15am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/30 "2009-05-01T06:15:34Z")
Uggh. I’m actually getting dumber. Time to log off. I actually spelled ropes “roaps” yesterday. It’s like I’m 8 years old again. :io: ---
**Author:** ![newman](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/newman/32/7569_2.png) [@newman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/newman)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 6:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/31 "2009-05-01T06:17:19Z")
she def did that on purpose. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 6:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/32 "2009-05-01T06:18:26Z")
> [@Fry](#): > > Uggh. I’m actually getting dumber. Time to log off. I actually spelled ropes “roaps” yesterday. It’s like I’m 8 years old again. :io: its the boat ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:02am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/33 "2009-05-01T07:02:49Z")
again? ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/34 "2009-05-01T07:03:39Z")
> [@Avatar](#): > > again? ?? ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/35 "2009-05-01T07:08:50Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > ?? I got the same one from her two weeks ago… :eekdance: ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:10am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/36 "2009-05-01T07:10:26Z")
did you smash after this? ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:12am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/37 "2009-05-01T07:12:42Z")
> [@Avatar](#): > > I got the same one from her two weeks ago… > > :eekdance: lol. Mass e-mails are sooo gay. > [@justa4door](#): > > did you smash after this? She’s not local. And my g/f probably wouldn’t appreciate it. ---
**Author:** ![justa4door](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justa4door/32/7259_2.png) [@justa4door](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/justa4door)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/38 "2009-05-01T07:17:42Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > She’s not local. And my g/f probably wouldn’t appreciate it. depends on how good looking said “now” GF is …ha ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:17am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/39 "2009-05-01T07:17:53Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > She’s not local. And my g/f probably wouldn’t appreciate it. Might be an opportunity for some :grouphug:action? ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/40 "2009-05-01T07:21:26Z")
> [@justa4door](#): > > depends on how good looking said “now” GF is …ha “now g/f” is hotter than “then g/f”. I try not to downgrade. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087.md?page=1) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087.md?page=3)