# Funny IM from my ex g/f **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [April 30, 2009, 9:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087 "2009-04-30T21:38:01Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 19\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Joe](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/joe/32/7219_2.png) [@Joe](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Joe)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:22am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/41 "2009-05-01T07:22:26Z")
based on that pic, true statement. I’ll vouch for that. And yeah, cheating downward is unamerican. You cheat up or not at all. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/42 "2009-05-01T07:24:01Z")
> [@Avatar](#): > > Might be an opportunity for some :grouphug:action? I wouldn’t be a real man if this thought had not already crossed my mind. ---
**Author:** ![Avatar](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/avatar/32/5076_2.png) [@Avatar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Avatar)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 7:34am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/43 "2009-05-01T07:34:34Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > I wouldn’t be a real man if this though had not already crossed my mind. :highfive: ---
**Author:** ![khoveraki](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/khoveraki/32/5131_2.png) [@khoveraki](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/khoveraki)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:13am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/44 "2009-05-01T08:13:06Z")
Ugh, most women are SO BAD at dirty talk. ---
**Author:** ![Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blue_eyed_devil/32/7292_2.png) [@Blue\_Eyed\_Devil](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Blue_Eyed_Devil)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/45 "2009-05-01T08:18:47Z")
I guess if I knew what “wrong box” meant I would find this funny. ---
**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/46 "2009-05-01T08:19:31Z")
> [@Blue Eyed Devil](#): > > I guess if I knew what “wrong box” meant I would find this funny. lol (wrong instant messaging window, wrong recipient) ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:21am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/47 "2009-05-01T08:21:21Z")
i think she looked that up on google, i swear i got the same message before not from her obviously lol but yeah it was definately on purpose, were you talking to her before that, or did she just randomly IM you ---
**Author:** ![ultradriver10000](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ultradriver10000/32/7397_2.png) [@ultradriver10000](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ultradriver10000)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:23am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/48 "2009-05-01T08:23:58Z")
> [@sedlmeier101](#): > > that would be SO SWEET if it was Trisha. > > lolz Ohs nos!! I member them days. > [@Avatar](#): > > Might be an opportunity for some :grouphug:action? Muahahah doing that once is enough though. Dealing with one chick is hard enough, yet alone 2. ---
**Author:** ![Shockwave179](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shockwave179/32/7496_2.png) [@Shockwave179](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shockwave179)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:24am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/49 "2009-05-01T08:24:01Z")
LOOL ---
**Author:** ![Willybeen](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/willybeen/32/7351_2.png) [@Willybeen](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Willybeen)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 8:40am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/50 "2009-05-01T08:40:58Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 9:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/51 "2009-05-01T09:43:34Z")
the only thing besides newds that can make this thread better is if you send her the to link to this… lol. ---
**Author:** ![Scott](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/scott/32/7603_2.png) [@Scott](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Scott)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 12:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/52 "2009-05-01T12:42:55Z")
this thread sucks ---
**Author:** ![fbrendan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/d26b3c/32.png) [@fbrendan](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/fbrendan)\ **Post date:** [May 1, 2009, 12:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/53 "2009-05-01T12:46:51Z")
+1 on the on purpose argument. LOL ---
**Author:** ![96civicexrican](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/96civicexrican/32/5292_2.png) [@96civicexrican](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/96civicexrican)\ **Post date:** [May 2, 2009, 8:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/54 "2009-05-02T20:59:07Z")
That’s awesome. Definitely on purpose too, “if” that was for her current BF then you guys must have very close SN. SLUT. Pics of said upgraded GF? ---
**Author:** ![Carnut](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/carnut/32/7590_2.png) [@Carnut](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Carnut)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 6:39am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/55 "2009-05-03T06:39:39Z")
Nice. Respond back with “would you like fries with that?” ---
**Author:** ![Justin](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/justin/32/7459_2.png) [@Justin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Justin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 9:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/56 "2009-05-03T09:09:32Z")
👏 ---
**Author:** ![Clean\_Baldy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/clean_baldy/32/7308_2.png) [@Clean\_Baldy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Clean_Baldy)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 10:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/57 "2009-05-03T10:08:27Z")
> [@Paulo"](#): > > Thought this was great. lol > > (12:28:37 AM) **Girl:** I’m coming there ans im gonna kiss you like crazy, pin you up against the wall, rip all your clothes off and throw you on the bed. Then **im going to climb on top of you** runmy toung up and down your ear, **breathing deep** , then i am going to start kissing down your neck, down your chest, across your stomach, im going to run my fingers up and down your chest while i stick **it** in my mouth and start > (12:28:42 AM) **Girl:** sucking really slowly > (12:29:37 AM) **Girl:** OMG that is so embarrasing…wrong box…haha ha disregard that to the fullest extent please (12:29:38 AM) **Paulo:** Do I look lke a jungle jim to you? (12:29:43 AM) **Paulo:** And what is up with the heavy breathing? Are you having an asthma attack? (12:29:58 AM) **Paulo:** “it?” After two kids you still can’t say penis? I don’t have kids and I can say vagina! Vagina, vagina, vagina! See, not that difficult. I don’t want “it” anywhere near your mouth, because you were just licking my chest and I don’t remember the last time I washed there. ---
**Author:** ![deebo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/deebo/32/5218_2.png) [@deebo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/deebo)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 10:09am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/58 "2009-05-03T10:09:39Z")
lol ---
**Author:** ![budsdubbin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/d2c977/32.png) [@budsdubbin](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/budsdubbin)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2009, 5:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087/59 "2009-05-03T17:09:23Z")
yeah she was definitly fucking with your head just like every other girl out there [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-im-from-my-ex-g-f/67087.md?page=2)