# funny jag ad

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246>\
**Category:** NYSpeed Automotive\
**Created:** [July 9, 2008, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246 "2008-07-09T09:38:43Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 14\
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**Author:** ![L8APEX1](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/l8apex1/32/7276_2.png) [@L8APEX1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/L8APEX1)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 9:38am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/1 "2008-07-09T09:38:43Z")

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![http://www.sniffpetrol.com/wp-content/uploads/spadjagxkrs.jpg](http://www.sniffpetrol.com/wp-content/uploads/spadjagxkrs.jpg)

:roflpicard:

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 11:43am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/2 "2008-07-09T11:43:39Z")

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Why would it want to have a shit?

I personally take shits, I don’t have them.

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**Author:** ![Fry](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/fry/32/7284_2.png) [@Fry](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Fry)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 11:58am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/3 "2008-07-09T11:58:50Z")

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I leave them. Why anyone would take a turd with them is beyond me. :gotme:

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 12:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/4 "2008-07-09T12:26:19Z")

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it’s british… i.e. “to have a laugh” etc… it doesn’t mean to receive.

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/5 "2008-07-09T12:39:03Z")

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the new XK’s do look really good in person, or I might be getting old.

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**Author:** ![OfficerK](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/4da419/32.png) [@OfficerK](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/OfficerK)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 12:39pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/6 "2008-07-09T12:39:31Z")

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I love the car…

but give me an Aston Martin \> Jag

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**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 1:09pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/7 "2008-07-09T13:09:30Z")

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> [@OfficerK](#):
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> Aston Martin = Jag

fixed

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 1:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/8 "2008-07-09T13:32:28Z")

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no way… for every girl that you could pick up with a jag, it could have been 5 with the aston. if you’re not buying either for the soul, heritage, and amazing looks, then you’re getting the wrong car.

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**Author:** ![Cavi\_Mike](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/cavi_mike/32/5217_2.png) [@Cavi\_Mike](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Cavi_Mike)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/9 "2008-07-09T14:01:48Z")

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Once a company is bought out by its inferior cometition, there is no more “soul” and the heritage is lost. As far as looks, they look exactly the same save for the grille. Yipee. And to pour salt in your wounds, the Jag version always out-performs its higher priced Aston version. Brand marketing at its finest.

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**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:03pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/10 "2008-07-09T14:03:47Z")

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last time I was at an aston dealership looking at them up close there was no mistaking the two… the aston was pure sex… I don’t care who owns them etc. and I could care less about the performance as long as it’s good enough for a GT car.

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**Author:** ![66impalass](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/66impalass/32/7429_2.png) [@66impalass](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/66impalass)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:13pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/11 "2008-07-09T14:13:04Z")

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> [@Cavi Mike](#):
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> Once a company is bought out by its inferior cometition, there is no more “soul” and the heritage is lost. As far as looks, they look exactly the same save for the grille. Yipee. And to pour salt in your wounds, the Jag version always out-performs its higher priced Aston version. Brand marketing at its finest.

uh… wat?

you do know Aston is owned by prodrive, right?

and jesus, have you actually ever driven either?

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/12 "2008-07-09T14:24:08Z")

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Pffft, who would question a guy named Cavi Mike on the finer points of Aston vs. Jag.

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**Author:** ![walter](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/walter/32/7202_2.png) [@walter](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/walter)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/13 "2008-07-09T14:24:38Z")

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I’ll add, I’m always dissapointed when my dick starts to move because I’m thinking I am about to catch up to an AM only to find it to be the faguar.

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**Author:** ![Geoff](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/geoff/32/6104_2.png) [@Geoff](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Geoff)\
**Post date:** [July 9, 2008, 2:28pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-jag-ad/51246/14 "2008-07-09T14:28:38Z")

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> [@walter](#):
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> Pffft, who would question a guy named Cavi Mike on the finer points of Aston vs. Jag.

👏 cavi mike is the worst.

Whenever I see Jags I just can’t forget the miserable attempt at ‘low-cost luxury’ known as the X-type. Aston Martins on the other hand… mmmmmmpfh, yes plz.
