# Funny joke I just got.
**URL:** https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832
**Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic
**Created:** [December 18, 2006, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832 "2006-12-18T15:51:32Z")
**Posts on this page:** 15
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### Author:  [@misteroman](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/misteroman)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 3:51pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/1 "2006-12-18T15:51:32Z")
A guy in Charleston, West Virginia, sticks his head into a barber shop and asks, \>“How long before I can get a haircut?”
The barber looks around the shop and says, “About 2
Hours.”
The guy leaves.
A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the
Door and asks, "
How long before I can get a haircut?"
The barber looks around at the shop full of
Customers and says, “About 3 hours.”
The guy leaves.
A week later the same guy sticks his head in the
Shop and asks, “How long before I can get a
Haircut?”
The barber looks around the shop and says, “About an
Hour and a half.”
The guy leaves.
The barber who is intrigued by this time, looks over
At a friend in the shop and says, “Hey, Bill. Follow
That guy and see where he goes.”
A little while later, Bill comes back into the shop,
Laughing hysterically.
The barber asks, “Bill, where did he go when he left
Here?”
Bill looks up, tears in his eyes and says, “Your
House.”
:biglaugh:
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### Author:  [@2TurboZ](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/2TurboZ)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 3:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/2 "2006-12-18T15:56:19Z")
LOL
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### Author:  [@BDR\_LT1](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BDR_LT1)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/3 "2006-12-18T15:59:13Z")
lol. took me a couple minutes too.
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### Author:  [@Locutus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Locutus)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 3:59pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/4 "2006-12-18T15:59:24Z")
lol
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### Author:  [@Kramer](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Kramer)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/5 "2006-12-18T16:15:16Z")
could someone please explain, either he is robbing his house or fucking his wife right?
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### Author:  [@Southtowns27](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Southtowns27)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/6 "2006-12-18T16:26:14Z")
> [@strokingnova](#):
>
> fucking his wife
.
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### Author:  [@Southtowns27](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Southtowns27)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 4:26pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/7 "2006-12-18T16:26:38Z")
> [@strokingnova](#):
>
> fucking his wife
.
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### Author:  [@Southtowns27](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Southtowns27)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 4:27pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/8 "2006-12-18T16:27:09Z")
> [@strokingnova](#):
>
> fucking his wife
.
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### Author:  [@forthekicks385](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/forthekicks385)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 4:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/9 "2006-12-18T16:30:32Z")
LOL!:jawdrop::biglaugh:
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### Author:  [@Zong](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Zong)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 4:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/10 "2006-12-18T16:36:54Z")
He keeps checking to see how much time he has to rail the barber’s wife.
I think…
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### Author:  [@psphinx81](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/psphinx81)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 5:12pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/11 "2006-12-18T17:12:02Z")
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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### Author:  [@Resurrected\_J](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Resurrected_J)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 5:14pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/12 "2006-12-18T17:14:49Z")
> [@Zong](#):
>
> He keeps checking to see how much time he has to rail the barber’s wife.
>
> I think…
LMAO that was great, and zong- u got it man
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### Author:  [@ryanmcell](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ryanmcell)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 5:23pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/13 "2006-12-18T17:23:58Z")
hahahahaha thats great
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### Author:  [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 5:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/14 "2006-12-18T17:36:13Z")
nice
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### Author:  [@Daddie](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Daddie)
#### Post date: [December 18, 2006, 8:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke-i-just-got/21832/15 "2006-12-18T20:38:08Z")
HA HA HA HA HA