# funny joke

**URL:** <https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke/169361>\
**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [September 24, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke/169361 "2004-09-24T20:33:53Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![Gray05](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cc9497/32.png) [@Gray05](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gray05)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 8:33pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke/169361/1 "2004-09-24T20:33:53Z")

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A guy gets home late one night and his wife says, “where the hell have  
you been?”  
“I was out getting a tattoo.”  
“A tattoo? What kind of tattoo did you get?”  
“I got a hundred dollar bill on my penis.”  
“What the hell were you thinking? Why did you get a hundred dollar bill on  
your penis?”  
“Well, number one, I like to watch my money grow…  
Number two, once in a while, I like to play with my money…  
And lastly, instead of you going out shopping, you can stay  
here at home and blow a hundred bucks anytime you want!”

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**Author:** ![lucid\_INTERVAL](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/5fc32e/32.png) [@lucid\_INTERVAL](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/lucid_INTERVAL)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 8:36pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke/169361/2 "2004-09-24T20:36:49Z")

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haha

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**Author:** ![snowhitejolf95](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e19b73/32.png) [@snowhitejolf95](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/snowhitejolf95)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 9:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke/169361/3 "2004-09-24T21:15:46Z")

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um i guess its ok

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**Author:** ![whitey](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/whitey/32/5911_2.png) [@whitey](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/whitey)\
**Post date:** [September 24, 2004, 10:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-joke/169361/4 "2004-09-24T22:47:54Z")

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haha
