# funny lines **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [January 30, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772 "2004-01-30T16:06:34Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:06pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/1 "2004-01-30T16:06:34Z")
we got bored and started this at work… man falls over from heart attack: Marge: “quick someone perform CPR” Homer: “i see a bad moon a rising, i see trouble on the range” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:07pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/2 "2004-01-30T16:07:11Z")
:wtf: ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:08pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/3 "2004-01-30T16:08:27Z")
I can’t remember dialoge from any movies or tv. but MEOW! ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:15pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/4 "2004-01-30T16:15:13Z")
Could you pass me that oar, N-word Jim… Dad, what the blowhole for? Well son, i can tell you what its not for, and then you’ll understand why we can never go to sea world again. From what heritage is the last name Weed? well, it wasnt originally Weed. When my family arrived at Ellis island, it was shortened from Bermudagrass. ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:24pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/5 "2004-01-30T16:24:15Z")
You want some gum -Sure HAHA thats trick gum, now your addicted to heroine -Hahaha … I’m cold Oh yeah, I read a book about that once. -Are you sure it was a book, Peter? Are you sure it wasn’t…nothing ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/6 "2004-01-30T16:38:38Z")
No, go ahead and make dinner Lois, we’ll just throw it away, i dont want you to get rusty… Will Diane show her breasts? She’s got the goods, but does she have the guts? Tune in at 11. ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 5:25pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/7 "2004-01-30T17:25:48Z")
“we can’t pull over any farther, we are over as far as we can go” close enough for you to get the point ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/8 "2004-01-30T19:11:25Z")
> _Originally posted by flyinglow57_ > **“we can’t pull over any farther, we are over as far as we can go”** > > > > **close enough for you to get the point** dood! you just ate like, a hundred bucks worth of pot, and like thirty bucks worth of shrooms! yeah, im gonna need that 130 bucks…whenever you get a chance… ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/9 "2004-01-30T19:38:34Z")
a trunk full of pudding, i wanna stick my balls in it 🆒 ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:44pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/10 "2004-01-30T19:44:38Z")
> _Originally posted by rookee_ > **a trunk full of pudding, i wanna stick my balls in it 🆒** :blue: i motherfucking LOVE The State!!! “Two hundred” “and forty dollars” “worth of pudding.” “aww yeah.” ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:45pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/11 "2004-01-30T19:45:26Z")
> _Originally posted by rookee_ > **a trunk full of pudding, i wanna stick my balls in it 🆒** “a jar of mayonaisse” “i wanna…put it on my sandwich!” “GASP!” ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/12 "2004-01-30T19:46:21Z")
:wtf: ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:47pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/13 "2004-01-30T19:47:31Z")
> _Originally posted by Darkstar_ > **:wtf:** the state. MTV sketch comedy from 1993-1995. best sketch comedy show ever. ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:49pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/14 "2004-01-30T19:49:18Z")
“Hey baby! Can i take a trip to your lower east side?..WHOA! Transvestite! …wait a minute, pre-op or post op?” “pre-op” “WHOA!” ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 7:50pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/15 "2004-01-30T19:50:11Z")
> _Originally posted by michaelblanyer_ > **the state. MTV sketch comedy from 1993-1995. best sketch comedy show ever.** hmmmmm… i remotely remember it… How does everyone feel about Kids in the Hall? ---
**Author:** ![ShalerPunk](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shalerpunk/32/5976_2.png) [@ShalerPunk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ShalerPunk)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 8:01pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/16 "2004-01-30T20:01:36Z")
> _Originally posted by Darkstar_ > **hmmmmm… i remotely remember it…** > > > > **How does everyone feel about Kids in the Hall?** good stuff. almost as good as the state. ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 8:22pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/17 "2004-01-30T20:22:02Z")
Reno 911 has some of the ppl from the State and it’s the same humor but witty… really funny ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 8:30pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/18 "2004-01-30T20:30:20Z")
> _Originally posted by michaelblanyer_ > **good stuff. almost as good as the state.** eh, im 50/50 in KITH. some of the sketches are hilarious, some are dumb as hell. Same as everything Lorne Michaels touches. ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 9:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/19 "2004-01-30T21:19:35Z")
i thought this was " funny lines " not Dull Central.:rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![rookee](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/rookee/32/5972_2.png) [@rookee](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/rookee)\ **Post date:** [January 30, 2004, 9:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772/20 "2004-01-30T21:46:27Z")
> _Originally posted by Shaggy_ > **i thought this was " funny lines "** > > > > **not Dull Central.:rolleyes:** Our sense of humor you head 😕😃 [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-lines/163772.md?page=2)