# funny New York stories!

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**Post date:** [January 9, 2007, 8:31pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-new-york-stories/22715/6 "2007-01-09T20:31:38Z")

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here is another one  
Subject: Buffalonian in Hell  
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\> \> \> A guy from Buffalo, NY dies and is sent to Hell. He had been a wicked,  
\> \> \> horrible man his entire life. The devil puts him to work breaking up  
\> \> \> rocks with a sledge hammer. To make it worse, he cranks up the  
\> \> \> temperature and the humidity.  
\> \> \>  
\> \> \> After a couple of days, the devil checks in on his victim to see if he  
\> \> \> is suffering adequately. The devil is aghast as the Buffalonian is  
\> \> \> happily swinging his hammer and whistling a happy tune. The devil  
\> \> \> walks up to him and says, “I don’t understand this. I’ve  
\> \> \> turned the heat way up, it’s humid, you’re crushing rocks; why are you  
\> \>so  
\> \> \> happy?”  
\> \> \>  
\> \> \> The Buffalonian, with a big smile, looks at the devil and replies,  
\> \> \> “This  
\> \> \> is  
\> \> \> great! It reminds me of August in Buffalo. Hot, humid, a good place to  
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\> \> \> work.  
\> \> \> It reminds me of home. This is fantastic!”  
\> \> \>  
\> \> \> The devil, extremely perplexed, walks away to ponder the Buffalonian’s  
\> \> \> remarks. Then he decides to drop the temperature, send down a driving  
\> \> \> rain and torrential wind. Soon, Hell is a wet, muddy mess. Walking in  
\> \> \> mud up to his knees with rain blowing into  
\> \> \> his eyes, the Buffalonian is happily slogging through the mud pushing  
\> \>a  
\> \> \> wheelbarrow full of crushed rocks. Again, the devil asks how he can be  
\> \>  
\> \> \> happy  
\> \> \> in such conditions.  
\> \> \>  
\> \> \> The Buffalonian replies, “This is great! Just like April in Buffalo.  
\> \> \> It reminds me of working out in the yard with spring planting!”  
\> \> \>  
\> \> \> The devil is now completely baffled but more determined to make the  
\> \> \> Buffalonian suffer. He makes the temperature plummet. Suddenly Hell is  
\> \>  
\> \> \> blanketed in snow and ice. Confident that this will surely make the  
\> \> \> Buffalonian unhappy, the devil checks in on him. He is again aghast at  
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\> \> \> what he sees. The Buffalonian is dancing, singing, and twirling his  
\> \> \> sledgehammer  
\> \> \> as he cavorts in glee.  
\> \> \>  
\> \> \> “How can you be so happy? Don’t you know its 40 below zero?” screams  
\> \> \> the devil. Jumping up and down, the Buffalonian throws a snowball at  
\> \> \> the devil and yells, "Hell’s frozen over!! - - This means the Bills  
\> \> \> won the Super Bowl !!

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