# funny/pertinent thing I got in a chain e-mail **URL:** \ **Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [May 18, 2009, 12:21pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798 "2009-05-18T12:21:55Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 12\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![blaze00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6f9a4e/32.png) [@blaze00](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blaze00)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 10:38pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798/21 "2009-05-18T22:38:16Z")
only if they are girly like you ---
**Author:** ![foo714](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/58956e/32.png) [@foo714](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/foo714)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 10:42pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798/22 "2009-05-18T22:42:01Z")
look, i have no problem what so ever with people spending their hard earned dollars on getting high/drunk/etc. but when it comes to getting a welfare check to spend on drugs/alcohol, i have a severe problem with that. There are plenty of labor jobs out there for welfare jag offs to get to support their families without relying on the gov. because they couldn’t pull out or whatever the case may be. oh, and guess what welfare moms, the guy that got you pregnant because you knew him for two hours before you fucked him, shouldn’t have to pay for the fact that you’re a slut. ---
**Author:** ![blaze00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6f9a4e/32.png) [@blaze00](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blaze00)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 10:46pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798/23 "2009-05-18T22:46:49Z")
the problem is that most people that do drugs know ways to pass drug test. so all that would come of this is more tax money getting spent on these people. now if they did a blood test that would work! ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 11:05pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798/24 "2009-05-18T23:05:03Z")
> [@blaze00"](#): > > only if they are girly like you Money talks. What does your wallet whisper ?? ---
**Author:** ![blaze00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6f9a4e/32.png) [@blaze00](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blaze00)\ **Post date:** [May 18, 2009, 11:11pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798/25 "2009-05-18T23:11:28Z")
> [@For all you snowmobilers...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-all-you-snowmobilers/40359/2): > > Money talks. What does your wallet whisper ?? lol trade u some turbo parts ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 1:03am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798/26 "2009-05-19T01:03:06Z")
> [@blaze00"](#): > > the problem is that most people that do drugs know ways to pass drug test. so all that would come of this is more tax money getting spent on these people. now if they did a blood test that would work! People do pass the drug test because most screeners are fucking dumb… The dumb fucks conducting, The test at the “shops” like I call it. Walk in, Sign some paperwork. Name called, Empty pockets on counter in front of screener , go in a single toilet, Don’t flush toilet, Piss into a container that shows the warmth of piss on the side of container. Go back to JOB. results days later. _Any dumb fuck can heat a bag of clean piss and wait for the 10 minute call out of name_… The screeners do not search/watch you. Only had 1 guy watch me piss during a in company piss sample trucking job. asked him if he wanted to shake after. turned his head. piss samples are a fucking joke. It was weird and the guy needed his manhood broke. This was not jail/prison coughing for illegal shit. He did look away, so obviously his job meant shit 🤣 Blood test is the way to go ! I am clean anyway, But if someone wants to watch me piss, Will degrade them anyway I can. ---
**Author:** ![blaze00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6f9a4e/32.png) [@blaze00](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blaze00)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 1:48am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798/27 "2009-05-19T01:48:40Z")
some of the guys that i work with use these bags that have a little tube and some kinda heater in the bag. must work i know at least 3 times dudes have used them and passed. i dont even know if it is real piss, but it works i guess. i dont have the nuts to try something like that. i get random tested but if i crash i have to take one from the coast gaurd. i like my job so i just dont do anything ---
**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 2:18am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798/28 "2009-05-19T02:18:05Z")
> [@For all you snowmobilers...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-all-you-snowmobilers/40359/3): > > some of the guys that i work with use these bags that have a little tube and some kinda heater in the bag. must work i know at least 3 times dudes have used them and passed. i dont even know if it is real piss, but it works i guess. i dont have the nuts to try something like that. i get random tested but if i crash i have to take one from the coast gaurd. i like my job so i just dont do anything I told you a bunch of bullshit. Thanks for telling me you are barge of fail… ---
**Author:** ![Darkstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b487fb/32.png) [@Darkstar](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Darkstar)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 7:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798/29 "2009-05-19T07:08:55Z")
> [@FS: Wheels and Tires for Mustang or (?) \[new pics on 8th post\]](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/fs-wheels-and-tires-for-mustang-or-new-pics-on-8th-post/40226/10): > > b/c i have, like 75% of the population, have smoked weed before. oh my freaking god! stop the presses brb calling the FBI > [@For all you snowmobilers...](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/for-all-you-snowmobilers/40359/3): > > some of the guys that i work with use these bags that have a little tube and some kinda heater in the bag. must work i know at least 3 times dudes have used them and passed. i dont even know if it is real piss, but it works i guess. i dont have the nuts to try something like that. i get random tested but if i crash i have to take one from the coast gaurd. i like my job so i just dont do anything Whizzinator \> your life ---
**Author:** ![blaze00](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/6f9a4e/32.png) [@blaze00](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/blaze00)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 5:52pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798/30 "2009-05-19T17:52:12Z")
ethugs=:jerkit: i wish i could be a bad ass on the interwebz like you guys. ---
**Author:** ![flyinglow57](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/flyinglow57/32/5978_2.png) [@flyinglow57](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/flyinglow57)\ **Post date:** [May 19, 2009, 7:00pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798/31 "2009-05-19T19:00:36Z")
ive never touched an illegal drug. ---
**Author:** ![BlkP42E](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/blkp42e/32/5938_2.png) [@BlkP42E](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BlkP42E)\ **Post date:** [May 20, 2009, 4:36am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-pertinent-thing-i-got-in-a-chain-e-mail/202798/32 "2009-05-20T04:36:53Z")
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