# funny shit on aim

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**Category:** PittSpeed Off Topic\
**Created:** [January 2, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-shit-on-aim/171452 "2005-01-02T20:02:11Z")\
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**Author:** ![Shaggy](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/shaggy/32/5945_2.png) [@Shaggy](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Shaggy)\
**Post date:** [January 2, 2005, 8:02pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-shit-on-aim/171452/1 "2005-01-02T20:02:11Z")

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im drty

Speeedy17183: wait, u are not gay?  
drtySanchezYou: i like monkeys too  
Speeedy17183: haah  
Speeedy17183: you shouldn’t write things like, “I am gay, i hate jesus” if you are not gay  
Speeedy17183: lol  
drtySanchezYou: im happy  
Speeedy17183: oh ok  
Speeedy17183: i thought maybe we could relate, but  
Speeedy17183: i’m not happy  
Speeedy17183: just homo  
drtySanchezYou: u?  
Speeedy17183: ya, that’s what i said  
drtySanchezYou: where u from?  
Speeedy17183: do you have anything against homos?  
drtySanchezYou: no  
Speeedy17183: you going to come burn my house down?  
Speeedy17183: ok  
Speeedy17183: i’m from pa  
Speeedy17183: u?  
drtySanchezYou: from amsterdam  
Speeedy17183: holland?  
Speeedy17183: as in over the ocean?  
drtySanchezYou: no shit  
drtySanchezYou: u know geograpghy  
Speeedy17183: okay, i get your sarcasm  
drtySanchezYou: where else?  
Speeedy17183: i’m sure there’s a city named amsterdam somewhere in the u.s.  
drtySanchezYou: i got molested by a big black chick  
drtySanchezYou: what can i do  
Speeedy17183: you are funny’  
drtySanchezYou: ok african american  
Speeedy17183: there you go, much better  
Speeedy17183: so do you just go in the christian chat room to mess with christians or what?  
drtySanchezYou: no  
drtySanchezYou: i was looking for help  
Speeedy17183: c’mon man, seriously  
drtySanchezYou: didnt know where to turn  
drtySanchezYou: all others are bots  
Speeedy17183: oh i c  
Speeedy17183: i’m not a christian yet but maybe i can help  
Speeedy17183: maybe i can give some advice  
drtySanchezYou: yeah but your gay?  
Speeedy17183: how old are you?  
Speeedy17183: that’s why i’m not a christian  
Speeedy17183: that’s my inner turmoil  
Speeedy17183: homo or christian???  
Speeedy17183: which should i choose?  
drtySanchezYou: neither  
drtySanchezYou: pussy !!!  
Speeedy17183: i only wish  
Speeedy17183: i could  
drtySanchezYou: go for it  
Speeedy17183: you think i like liking guys?  
Speeedy17183: i hate it  
Speeedy17183: but i can’t help it  
drtySanchezYou: im from ohj  
drtySanchezYou: oh  
Speeedy17183: ok  
Speeedy17183: really, my problem is a question of immediate gratification or eternal happiness  
drtySanchezYou: what  
Speeedy17183: abide by god’s rules and go to heaven, or have sex with men and have fun  
drtySanchezYou: emotions are for women  
Speeedy17183: oh, i c, you are a redneck jock  
Speeedy17183: born and raised  
drtySanchezYou: suck it up  
Speeedy17183: ya, real nice  
Speeedy17183: cya later  
drtySanchezYou: no  
Speeedy17183: ya, you’re right, goodbye