# Funny Vids, Pics and GIFs thread \*WORK SAFE\* **URL:** \ **Category:** NYSpeed Off Topic\ **Created:** [December 8, 2005, 8:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638 "2005-12-08T20:34:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 287
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [October 21, 2013, 8:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5721 "2013-10-21T20:56:10Z")
Guess we’re not as fat as we thought: ![http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Rabia_3a71b5_4494744.jpg](http://static.fjcdn.com/pictures/Rabia_3a71b5_4494744.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 5:45am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5722 "2013-10-22T05:45:08Z")
God damn what’s up with all the red x’s lately, I DEMAND TO BE AMUSED ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 7:42am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5723 "2013-10-22T07:42:48Z")
![http://i.imgur.com/HMJI0.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/HMJI0.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 9:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5724 "2013-10-22T09:08:02Z")
I’m just going to leave this here even though it’s not a pic > **[Taxpayers foot £350k legal bill for Muslim pubic hair battle](https://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/10396170/Taxpayers-foot-350k-legal-bill-for-Muslim-pubic-hair-battle.html)** > > A top judge has criticised the "astonishing" £350,000 cost of a legal battle over a couple's right to shave their disabled daughter's pubic hair. ---
**Author:** ![BREETIME](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/breetime/32/5214_2.png) [@BREETIME](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/BREETIME)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 9:19am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5725 "2013-10-22T09:19:10Z")
What in the fuck is that magazine talking about. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 9:37am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5726 "2013-10-22T09:37:06Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > I’m just going to leave this here even though it’s not a pic > > [Taxpayers foot £350k legal bill for Muslim pubic hair battle](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/10396170/Taxpayers-foot-350k-legal-bill-for-Muslim-pubic-hair-battle.html) 👏 The public should be outraged. Even the court stated it was the least important case but they went through with it anyways. ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 10:25am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5727 "2013-10-22T10:25:30Z")
Wait a minute… It’s against Islamic tradition to have pubic hair? This information would have come in handy a couple of years ago. ಠ\_ಠ ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 10:29am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5728 "2013-10-22T10:29:04Z")
check this fun stuff: > Q:I know that plucking the eyebrows is haram and removing facial hair is also but that we can remove hair above the lip and in between the eyebrows. What about the hair that comes between the hair line and the eyebrows down to the eyebrow?. > Praise be to Allaah. > Firstly: > With regard to removing hair or not removing it, the scholars divide hair into three categories: > 1 – Hair which we are commanded to remove or shorten. This is known as Sunan al-Fitrah, such as removing the pubic hairs, trimming the moustache and plucking the armpit hairs. That also includes shaving or cutting the hair of the head during Hajj or ‘Umrah. > The evidence for that is the hadeeth of ‘Aa’ishah (may Allaah be pleased with her) who said: The Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) said: “Ten (actions) are part of the fitrah [natural inclinations of man]: trimming the moustache, letting the beard grow, using the siwaak (tooth-stick), rinsing the nose with water, clipping the nails, washing the finger joints, plucking the armpit hairs, shaving the pubes and washing oneself with water after relieving oneself.” > Zakariyya said: Mus’ab said: And I forgot the tenth but it may have been rinsing the mouth with water. > Narrated by Muslim, 261 > 2 – Hair which we are forbidden to remove, which includes the eyebrows. The action of removing the hair of the eyebrows is called al-namas. It is also forbidden to remove the hair of the beard. > The evidence for that is the hadeeth of ‘Abd-Allaah ibn Mas’ood (may Allaah be pleased with him) who said: I heard the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) say: “Allaah has cursed the woman who does tattoos and the one who has them done, the woman who plucks eyebrows (al-naamisah) and the one who has it done (al-mutanammisah), and the one who files her teeth for the purpose of beauty, altering the creation of Allaah.” > (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 5931; Muslim, 2125) > And it was narrated that ‘Abd-Allaah ibn ‘Umar said: I heard the Messenger of Allaah (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) say: “Be different from the mushrikeen: let your beards grow and trim your moustaches.” > (Narrated by al-Bukhaari, 5892; Muslim, 259) > al-Nawawi (may Allaah have mercy on him) said: > The naamisah is the woman who removes hair from the face and the mutanammisah is the one who asks to have that done. This action is haraam, unless a woman develops a beard or moustache, in which case it is not haraam to remove it, rather that is mustahabb in our view. > Sharh al-Nawawi li Saheeh Muslim, 14/106 > 3 – Hair concerning which the texts are silent and do not say whether it is to be removed or left as it is, such as hair on the legs, hands, cheeks or forehead. > There is some difference of scholarly opinion concerning this. > Some said that it is not permissible to remove it, because removing it implies changing the creation of Allaah, as Allaah tells us that the Shaytaan said: > “ ‘and indeed I will order them to change the nature created by Allaah’”[al-Nisa’ 4:119 – interpretation of the meaning] > Some said that this is one of the things concerning which nothing was said, so the ruling is that it is allowed. It is permissible to leave it or to remove it, because whatever is not mentioned in the Qur’aan or Sunnah is permissible. > This was the view favoured by the scholars of the Standing Committee and by Shaykh Ibn ‘Uthaymeen. See Fataawa al-Mar’ah al-Muslimah, 3/879 > It says in Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah: > (a) There is no sin on a woman if she removes hair on her upper lip, thighs, calves and arms. This is not part of the tanammus (plucking) that is forbidden. > (Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah, 5/194, 195) > (b) The Committee was asked: > What is the Islamic ruling on plucking the hair between the eyebrows? > They replied: > It is permissible to pluck it, because it is not part of the eyebrows. > (Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah, 5/197) > The Standing Committee was asked: > What is the ruling on a woman removing hair from her body? > They replied: > It is permissible for her to do that, apart from the hair of the eyebrows and head. It is not permissible for her to remove the hair of her head or to remove any part of the eyebrows, whether by shaving or any other means. > Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah, 5/194 > We should comment on the questioner’s words “I know that plucking the eyebrows is haraam and removing facial hair is also.” > As for plucking the eyebrows, this is haraam and is a major sin, because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) cursed those who do it. > But as for removing facial hair, there is a difference of opinion among the scholars as to whether it is permissible to remove it. This is based on their various understandings of the word al-namas. > Some scholars said that al-namas means removing any facial hair, and they did not limit it to the eyebrows. Others were of the view that al-namas refers to removing the hair of the eyebrows only. This was the view favoured by the Standing Committee as is clear from the fatwas quoted above. > It says in Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah: > Al-namas means plucking the hair of the eyebrows, which is not permissible because the Prophet (peace and blessings of Allaah be upon him) cursed the woman who plucks eyebrows (al-naamisah) and the one who has it done (al-mutanammisah). > Fataawa al-Lajnah al-Daa’imah, 5/195 > And Allaah knows best. > **[Is Plucking Eyebrows Haram? - Islam Question & Answer](https://islamqa.info/en/answers/9037/is-plucking-eyebrows-haram)** > > 1- Plucking the eyebrows is haram and it is a major sin, because Prophet Muhammad cursed those who do it. > 2- Scholars divide hair into three categories: 1- Hair which we are commanded to remove or shorten; 2- Hair which we are forbidden to remove;... ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 10:57am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5729 "2013-10-22T10:57:36Z")
> [@Paulo](#): > > Wait a minute… It’s against Islamic tradition to have pubic hair? This information would have come in handy a couple of years ago. ಠ\_ಠ Did you also hook up with a hot middle eastern chick that had a huge bush? ---
**Author:** ![Paulo](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/paulo/32/7328_2.png) [@Paulo](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Paulo)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 11:05am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5730 "2013-10-22T11:05:53Z")
Not huge, but she was a little lazy about upkeep. ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 11:08am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5731 "2013-10-22T11:08:59Z")
Oh god I remember it like it was yesterday, it was like Jasmine right off the cover of the Aladdin movie, panties removed, went from Disney to Scary Moive ---
**Author:** ![Gus](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/gus/32/5112_2.png) [@Gus](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Gus)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 11:28am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5732 "2013-10-22T11:28:24Z")
Grooooossss ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 11:51am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5733 "2013-10-22T11:51:24Z")
i’d walk out ---
**Author:** ![Junk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/779978/32.png) [@Junk](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Junk)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 12:56pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5734 "2013-10-22T12:56:50Z")
> [@bing](#): > > i’d walk out x2 ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 1:04pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5735 "2013-10-22T13:04:38Z")
Fuck that I’m a man ---
**Author:** ![Jimshorts](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/jimshorts/32/5915_2.png) [@Jimshorts](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Jimshorts)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 1:19pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5736 "2013-10-22T13:19:22Z")
![http://i.imgur.com/IID4TxE.jpg?1](http://i.imgur.com/IID4TxE.jpg?1) ![http://i.imgur.com/QIsBzJP.jpg](http://i.imgur.com/QIsBzJP.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![theblue](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/theblue/32/5074_2.png) [@theblue](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/theblue)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 1:20pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5737 "2013-10-22T13:20:54Z")
a man does not simply encounter a jungle and run away crying? ---
**Author:** ![bing](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/bing/32/7211_2.png) [@bing](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/bing)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 2:32pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5738 "2013-10-22T14:32:44Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > a man does not simply encounter a jungle and run away crying? cost benefit analysis bro… ---
**Author:** ![Onyx\_Z32](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/onyx_z32/32/7581_2.png) [@Onyx\_Z32](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/Onyx_Z32)\ **Post date:** [October 22, 2013, 2:34pm UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5739 "2013-10-22T14:34:14Z")
_“Smooth skin or it don’t go in.”_ ---
**Author:** ![ubengineering](https://yyz2.discourse-cdn.com/flex034/user_avatar/forums.speedlife.net/ubengineering/32/5171_2.png) [@ubengineering](https://forums.speedlife.net/u/ubengineering)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2013, 4:44am UTC](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638/5740 "2013-10-23T04:44:39Z")
> [@theblue](#): > > a man does not simply encounter a jungle and run away crying? I cried while I was in the jungle. [Previous page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638.md?page=286) [Next page](https://forums.speedlife.net/t/funny-vids-pics-and-gifs-thread-work-safe/38638.md?page=288)